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Garnie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 11.30.2009

Feb 1 @ 3:39 PM ET
HA!

never.

- Arctic_AARDVARK



Not sure I was ever nominated then.

You can barely remember your name most days, you must have me mixed up with someone.
SofaKingBored
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Halifax, NS
Joined: 10.13.2006

Feb 1 @ 3:39 PM ET
Oh. Is it because Malkin has 50+ more goals and 200+ more points in about the same games played, or because of his Hart and Art Ross trophies?

Toews: 688GP/260G/592PTS
Stanley Cup x3
Selke
Conn Smythe
Mark Messier

Malkin: 691GP/317G/814PTS
Stanley Cup x2
Calder
Art Ross x2
Conn Smythe
Hart
Ted Lindsay

- 1979AD


Malkin got screwed...
Garnie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 11.30.2009

Feb 1 @ 3:39 PM ET
Shots fired...
- SofaKingBored



Pew pew
zazzle
Joined: 01.19.2013

Feb 1 @ 3:42 PM ET
do i really have to explain everything twice because you wont back read?
- Arctic_AARDVARK



nah just post the link to it.
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 1 @ 3:42 PM ET
no mistake.
I prefer Toews.....specially to start a team. Which I believe was the convo.

- Fakepartofme

yeah, well,

Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Feb 1 @ 3:43 PM ET
yeah, well,


- Arctic_AARDVARK

at work..cant see image
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 1 @ 3:43 PM ET
Not sure I was ever nominated then.

You can barely remember your name most days, you must have me mixed up with someone.

- Garnie

hey!!

i always remember my name.. just my age sometime alludes me..
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Feb 1 @ 3:43 PM ET
Malkin got screwed...
- SofaKingBored

Not as badly as George Hainsworth.

No other player has changed the game as fundamentally as George Hainsworth.

He was such a good goalie, they changed the rules to allow a forward pass.

Yeah, I know it was a long time ago, but c'mon, who else forced the league to change the rules to overcome his dominance?

Don't say the Gretzky rule.

Although if you say Roger Nielson, I'll tap my cap to you.
SofaKingBored
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Halifax, NS
Joined: 10.13.2006

Feb 1 @ 3:43 PM ET
at work..cant see image
- Fakepartofme


It's Crosby going 5 hole on Toews to win the cup...
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Feb 1 @ 3:44 PM ET
It's Crosby going 5 hole on Toews to win the cup...
- SofaKingBored

sounds sexual.
SofaKingBored
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Halifax, NS
Joined: 10.13.2006

Feb 1 @ 3:44 PM ET
Not as badly as George Hainsworth.

No other player has changed the game as fundamentally as George Hainsworth.

He was such a good goalie, they changed the rules to allow a forward pass.

Yeah, I know it was a long time ago, but c'mon, who else forced the league to change the rules to overcome his dominance?

Don't say the Gretzky rule.

Although if you say Roger Nielson, I'll tap my cap to you.

- Atomic Wedgie


Roger's antics were legendary... it's incredible what that man thought up...
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Feb 1 @ 3:45 PM ET
hey!!

i always remember my name.. just my age sometime alludes me..

- Arctic_AARDVARK

You know what else sometimes eludes you?








How to spell elude.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Feb 1 @ 3:45 PM ET
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 1 @ 3:45 PM ET
at work..cant see image
- Fakepartofme

It's Jerry and Elaine shrugging..
Garnie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 11.30.2009

Feb 1 @ 3:45 PM ET
hey!!

i always remember my name.. just my age sometime alludes me..

- Arctic_AARDVARK



Good thing to forget
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 1 @ 3:45 PM ET
You know what else sometimes eludes you?








How to spell elude.

- Atomic Wedgie

maybe i never knew in the first place.. so it never did occur to me.
zazzle
Joined: 01.19.2013

Feb 1 @ 3:46 PM ET

- Atomic Wedgie



I used that line on someone recently and it flew over his head and underneath his feet.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Feb 1 @ 3:46 PM ET
Roger's antics were legendary... it's incredible what that man thought up...
- SofaKingBored

My older daughter (age 11) is fascinated by Roger Nielson (yeah, I know, really weird). She keeps wanting me to tell her stories about all the crazy things he did.

She loves the one about having goalies leave their stick in the crease if they are pulled for an extra attacker. I mean, so simple, no? Why did nobody else think of that?
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Feb 1 @ 3:46 PM ET
It's Jerry and Elaine shrugging..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Well that changes everything.

zazzle
Joined: 01.19.2013

Feb 1 @ 3:46 PM ET
Malkin got screwed...
- SofaKingBored



is it on video?


Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 1 @ 3:47 PM ET
Well that changes everything.
- Fakepartofme

you need better computers at work.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 1 @ 3:48 PM ET
I used that line on someone recently and it flew over his head and underneath his feet.
- zazzle




When was the last time you watched that movie? Such a (frank)ing terrible actor. I wish I didn't watch it again just so it be awesome in my mind still.
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 1 @ 3:48 PM ET
is it on video?



- zazzle

kinda.. he's paying to prosties to pee on each other..
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Feb 1 @ 3:48 PM ET
you need better computers at work.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Sorry, its only some images for some reason.
I see the highlander pic.

It could be it blocks the link...no clue...not in IT.

Could be a sign, I should be working instead.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Feb 1 @ 3:50 PM ET
I used that line on someone recently and it flew over his head and underneath his feet.
- zazzle

I hope you immediately cut off his head.

A few years ago I bought the Director's Cut at a work charity fundraiser. It's great to throw on if the kids and wife have gone to bed, and I still have 2-3 beers I have to drink.

Director's Cut has nudity, and they give you a little backstory on Connor MacLeod's secretary.

Poop, I may have to pick up some beer on the way home tonight...
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