Did the gimp pick up any chicks?
- BiggE

No, I had him on a leash. He did groan at Ashley Judd though for some reason but he may have just been hungry. He did look really cute though. I bought him a ski mask version of that pink wussy hats everyone was wearing.

From MIT,

Names—pluralizing

There are really just two rules to remember, whether you’re pluralizing a given (first) name or a surname (last name):

If the name ends in s, sh, ch, x or z, add es.
In every other case, add s.

Similarly, there are two fundamental no-no’s:

Never change a y to ies when pluralizing a name; and
Never, ever use apostrophes!

Examples:

Incorrect:

The Flaherty’s live here.
The Flaherties live here.

Correct:

The Flahertys live here.
Sandra’s two favorite boyfriends are Charleses.
There are seven Joneses in Stuart’s little black book—three of them Jennifers.
The Hopkinses are coming over for dinner tonight.
- BINGO!

God damn Lindenwold public elementary schools. I rescind my earlier post.

However, I still contend that Ryan Leaf is currently divorced, to the best of my knowledge.

From MIT

Names—pluralizing

There are really just two rules to remember, whether you’re pluralizing a given (first) name or a surname (last name):

If the name ends in s, sh, ch, x or z, add es.
In every other case, add s.

Similarly, there are two fundamental no-no’s:

Never change a y to ies when pluralizing a name; and
Never, ever use apostrophes!

Examples:

Incorrect:

The Flaherty’s live here.
The Flaherties live here.

Correct:

The Flahertys live here.
Sandra’s two favorite boyfriends are Charleses.
There are seven Joneses in Stuart’s little black book—three of them Jennifers.
The Hopkinses are coming over for dinner tonight.
- BINGO!

Stuart is the man!

From MIT

Names—pluralizing

There are really just two rules to remember, whether you’re pluralizing a given (first) name or a surname (last name):

If the name ends in s, sh, ch, x or z, add es.
In every other case, add s.

Similarly, there are two fundamental no-no’s:

Never change a y to ies when pluralizing a name; and
Never, ever use apostrophes!

Examples:

Incorrect:

The Flaherty’s live here.
The Flaherties live here.

Correct:

The Flahertys live here.
Sandra’s two favorite boyfriends are Charleses.
There are seven Joneses in Stuart’s little black book—three of them Jennifers.
The Hopkinses are coming over for dinner tonight.
- BINGO!

I like the Hopkinses thing

It reminds me of when Gollum says Bagginses

Excuse me, I asked someone specific

From MIT

Names—pluralizing

There are really just two rules to remember, whether you’re pluralizing a given (first) name or a surname (last name):

If the name ends in s, sh, ch, x or z, add es.
In every other case, add s.

Similarly, there are two fundamental no-no’s:

Never change a y to ies when pluralizing a name; and
Never, ever use apostrophes!

Examples:

Incorrect:

The Flaherty’s live here.
The Flaherties live here.

Correct:

The Flahertys live here.
Sandra’s two favorite boyfriends are Charleses.
There are seven Joneses in Stuart’s little black book—three of them Jennifers.
The Hopkinses are coming over for dinner tonight.
- BINGO!

You must be a hoot at parties

what are your thoughts on the oxford comma?
- YuenglingJagr

I actually think less of someone who writes without using the Oxford comma. The sentence looks ungainly.

No, I had him on a leash. He did groan at Ashley Judd though for some reason but he may have just been hungry. He did look really cute though. I bought him a ski mask version of that pink wussy hats everyone was wearing.
- Mononoke

If he had eaten Madonna, I would have bought him a present. Sadly, he would have died of food poisoning before he got to open it.

Was in a meeting for last hour and it looks like someone let the crazy out on this thread...lol

Was in a meeting for last hour and it looks like someone let the crazy out on this thread...lol
- opeth_pa

Well, it is a day that ends in a "y"

I hope we win today

Was in a meeting for last hour and it looks like someone let the crazy out on this thread...lol
- opeth_pa

Don't pay much heed, just a few Maple Leaves fans.

And apparently, there's a Sanheim gay sex tape floating around somewhere.

Excuse me, I asked someone specific
- YuenglingJagr

100 bucks says 2Real got a higher SAT score than you

Don't pay much heed, just a few Maple Leaves fans.

And apparently, there's a Sanheim gay sex tape floating around somewhere.
- jmatchett383

I'm just letting you know, I will not let your intentional misspelling of my team's name upset me.

You must be a hoot at parties
- BiggE

I suspect the kind of parties we attend are quite different.

100 bucks says 2Real got higher than you
- Mononoke

FTFY

100 bucks says 2Real got a higher SAT score than you
- Mononoke

Wow

Don't pay much heed, just a few Maple Leaves fanves.
- jmatchett383

Ftfy

Ftfy
- Mononoke

I'm just letting you know, I will not let your intentional misspelling of my team's name upset me.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm so proud of you.

I'm just letting you know, I will not let your intentional misspelling of my team's name upset me.
- Atomic Wedgie

It triggered me pretty hard

I've written 10 letters to S2TP the Human Resources manager

I suspect the kind of parties we attend are quite different.
- BINGO!

Buzz Killington is the life of my parties.

Buzz Killington is the life of my parties.
- jmatchett383

when was the last rainbow party you've been to?

when was the last rainbow party you've been to?
- twiztedmike

Your face