This is hilarious. Send in our best and brightest!
- Hextall271

This is hilarious. Send in our best and brightest!
- Hextall271

When Philly sends its posters, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.

When Philly sends its posters, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.
- twiztedmike

It's a mess in there oh my

When Philly sends its posters, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.
- twiztedmike

When Philly sends its posters, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.
- twiztedmike

Pretty typical. Leaf fans riding high from being in a playoff spot after half a season.
13 years removed from making playoffs after a full season.

Pretty typical. Leaf fans riding high after being in a playoff spot after half a season.
13 years removed from making playoffs after a full season.
- Baxter27

Baxter is a dog's name

Do you have any idea how much money we could make with that?

A sextape.

I'm talking about a sextape
- Mordecai

3pm and this thread finally gets good

3pm and this thread finally gets good
- YuenglingJagr

Coincides with my arrival

Coincides with my arrival
- twiztedmike

So when is the orderly bringing you your nice white jacket and directing you to your nicely appointed room?

Hate it when peasants try to talk to me

Someone get rid of it

what does any of this have to do with the rangers? the rangers are enjoying a magical and very lucky run. Come playoffs all the players will disappear as usual.
- twiztedmike

The Rangers will carry a 3-goal lead into the third period of game 7, only to have the other team score 2 goals in the final 2 minutes to tie it up, and then lose in overtime. THAT is a disappearing act.

Do you have any idea how much money we could make with that?

A sextape.

I'm talking about a sextape
- Mordecai

....the (frank) just happened?

The Rangers will carry a 3-goal lead into the third period of game 7, only to have the other team score 2 goals in the final 2 minutes to tie it up, and then lose in overtime. THAT is a disappearing act.
- jmatchett383

why are there so many flyers fans in New Jersey? Is it because they're all fickle hockey fans who jump between the Flyers and Devils whenever things get tough?

why are there so many flyers fans in New Jersey? Is it because they're all fickle hockey fans who jump between the Flyers and Devils whenever things get tough?
- twiztedmike

Sorry, sir. The Devils don't have fans

why are there so many flyers fans in New Jersey? Is it because they're all fickle hockey fans who jump between the Flyers and Devils whenever things get tough?
- twiztedmike

Yes...that is exactly it. You found us out.

Do you have any idea how much money we could make with that?

A sextape.

I'm talking about a sextape
- Mordecai

I'd pay a fortune just to make sure that I'd never, EVER, have to see that!

Baxter is a dog's name
- twiztedmike

Yeah well twisted is spelled with an "S", even in Canada.

Roger Federer is amazing.

That is all.

Yeah well twisted is spelled with an "S", even in Canada.
- BiggE

Bigg, if true

Yeah well twisted is spelled with an "S", even in Canada.
- BiggE

oh ish

Yeah well twisted is spelled with an "S", even in Canada.
- BiggE

Leafs

Can't expect too much.

Sorry, sir. The Devils don't have fans
- YuenglingJagr

This is known.

They did have one once, but he was picked up on a parole violation in 2004

Yes...that is exactly it. You found us out.
- jmatchett383

Can't wait to hear your thoughts on Matthews and Marner after the game.

Bigg, if true
- twiztedmike

Leafs
- jmatchett383

LOL the city of Toronto iz SO DUMB 'cause it should be LEAVES