Everything counts my friend, or you are just cheating yourself!
- .HOHO.

or you suck at playing golf just like me.

best ball is the way to go.

- zazzle

Johnny Cash playing the old Fender Sonoran. Wow

Time for a golf joke? Good call.

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house."Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
- 1979AD

or you suck at playing golf just like me.

best ball is the way to go.
- zazzle

- Aetherial

she's into innies not outties.


| over this /

- Aetherial

No you di-in't!

- Aetherial

When she wrote her open letter against Kevin O'Leary she basically handed him the Premier position of Ontario

She's the worst thing to happen to Ontario.

trade the Willie (I'm sorry to say so, but he's just very ineffective).

great hit from Komarov on Johnny

I fell asleep last night second period of the game

When she wrote her open letter against Kevin O'Leary she basically handed him the Premier position of Ontario

She's the worst thing to happen to Ontario.
- twiztedmike

I agree with everything here, except she made him look like an alternative facts windbag about the corporate tax rates in Ontario vs. Michigan.

His response "Oh yeah, taxes might be way lower in Ontario NOW, but what about after Trump cuts them."

- zazzle

Fitting

Also fitting:

or you suck at playing golf just like me.

best ball is the way to go.
- zazzle

Best ball is great. I always leave with a good stock of quality balls. People just leave so many expensive balls in the brush and on the edge of hazards.

Fitting

Also fitting:


- markmark

I wonder if there's an Uzbek johnny cash type country artist who wrote a song about it

EDIT: Turkmen, whatever

trade the Willie (I'm sorry to say so, but he's just very ineffective).

great hit from Komarov on Johnny

I fell asleep last night second period of the game
- MaximusAurelius

Making foolish statements like this should result in accounts being deactivated...

Making foolish statements like this should result in accounts being deactivated...
- lumlums

it's true though.
rather have Hyman, Brown on the ice than Nylander.
What Nylander does all looks nice but a very low effectivity rate.
His only real added value is on the PP (and that's when playing with Matthews)

Making foolish statements like this should result in accounts being deactivated...
- lumlums

Exactly.


His pass to Kadri was better than anything St. Marner has done this year. And that's saying something!

it's true though.
rather have Hyman, Brown on the ice than Nylander.
What Nylander does all looks nice but a very low effectivity rate.
His only real added value is on the PP (and that's when playing with Matthews)
- MaximusAurelius

I guess those 30 points just vanished into thin air

trade the Willie (I'm sorry to say so, but he's just very ineffective).

great hit from Komarov on Johnny

I fell asleep last night second period of the game
- MaximusAurelius

this nonsense reminds me of Kadri around the same age

it's true though.
rather have Hyman, Brown on the ice than Nylander.
What Nylander does all looks nice but a very low effectivity rate.
His only real added value is on the PP (and that's when playing with Matthews)
- MaximusAurelius

Are you kidding

He drives possession like no other on this team and is great on the PP.

Making foolish statements like this should result in accounts being deactivated...
- lumlums

Some people are just

Exactly.


His pass to Kadri was better than anything St. Marner has done this year. And that's saying something!
- Steven_Seagull

Errrrrmmmmm

this nonsense reminds me of Kadri around the same age
- senstroll

We know the talent is there, so as long as his effort remains consistent, we can trust Babcock to do the rest.

it's true though.
rather have Hyman, Brown on the ice than Nylander.
What Nylander does all looks nice but a very low effectivity rate.
His only real added value is on the PP (and that's when playing with Matthews)
- MaximusAurelius

Why do you do this to yourself? Do you have any other insight into the team beyond "Nylander sucks", or are you trolling your own fanbase?

it's true though.
rather have Hyman, Brown on the ice than Nylander.
What Nylander does all looks nice but a very low effectivity rate.
His only real added value is on the PP (and that's when playing with Matthews)
- MaximusAurelius

I actually think this isn’t far off.

But he’s going through a normal rookie season. Way too early to write him off, especially with the amount of talent he has. He can learn to be more effective with and without the puck.

What Matthews and to a lesser extent maner have been able to do is not normal for rookies. Those 2 are skewing expectations.

Why do you do this to yourself? Do you have any other insight into the team beyond "Nylander sucks", or are you trolling your own fanbase?
- 1979AD

so it's alright to criticize Hunwick, Polak, Martin and Marincin, but not to do same with Nylander?
Please explain to me how this works.

If Nylander gets to the 55+ points he is on pace for he is in this group or 19-21yo who have done that...there are a few who didnt play enough games that would have also (Toews) but ya

Kane
Backstrom
Ryan
Duchene
Skinner
Couture
Mackinnon
Gaudreau
Forsberg
Eichel

He is really good