I don't use mulligans either...kinda defeats the purpose of something called a "score"
What drives me worse is guys at my course putting scores in the handicap machine after they've rolled the ball every time they hit it in the rough. and trash talking after they think they've beat you.
I don't use mulligans either...kinda defeats the purpose of something called a "score"
What drives me worse is guys at my course putting scores in the handicap machine after they've rolled the ball every time they hit it in the rough. and trash talking after they think they've beat you. - Garnie
Everything counts my friend, or you are just cheating yourself! - .HOHO.
I am the same way.. But I follow one of my buddies when we play... He is so bad for hitting a ball in the woods and getting a playable lie... BS its playable..
Location: "I'm a Sens Fan!" -Kaptaan Joined: 09.08.2010
Jan 24 @ 2:40 PM ET
I don't use mulligans either...kinda defeats the purpose of something called a "score"
What drives me worse is guys at my course putting scores in the handicap machine after they've rolled the ball every time they hit it in the rough. and trash talking after they think they've beat you. - Garnie
Time for a golf joke? Good call.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house."Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
Location: Its better to let people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and confirm their suspicions, NS Joined: 07.05.2010
Jan 24 @ 2:41 PM ET
I don't use mulligans either...kinda defeats the purpose of something called a "score"
What drives me worse is guys at my course putting scores in the handicap machine after they've rolled the ball every time they hit it in the rough. and trash talking after they think they've beat you. - Garnie
I love the low handicappers that cheat on the course... Taking mulligans, fluffing their lie) then wonder why they always lose in tournaments, female doging that they got beat by higher handicap golfers!
I love the low handicappers that cheat on the course... Taking mulligans, fluffing their lie) then wonder why they always lose in tournaments, female doging that they got beat by higher handicap golfers!
Ummm... Because you are a reverse sandbagger - .HOHO.
I play all the bad lies. How will I ever learn otherwise?
I'm particularly fond of the ones where someone's managed to carve a roll of sod out of the fairway with 400 yards left on a par 5.
Firstly, how?
Secondly, hitting a 3i from that distance makes me feel defeated.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house."Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" - 1979AD
I love the low handicappers that cheat on the course... Taking mulligans, fluffing their lie) then wonder why they always lose in tournaments, female doging that they got beat by higher handicap golfers!
Ummm... Because you are a reverse sandbagger - .HOHO.
but these guys cheat during the tourneys too.
It's later when they say there an 8 handicap...but when you see them play you know they can't break 90
Location: Its better to let people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and confirm their suspicions, NS Joined: 07.05.2010
Jan 24 @ 3:06 PM ET
Time for a golf joke? Good call.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house."Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" - 1979AD
A man and his wife are golfing and the husband tees off and shanks it 90* to the right, hitting his wife right in the head and kills her instantly.... The police and ambulance comes and they take his statement and take her to the morgue for an autopsy.
Police call the husband in the next day to ask him some questions.....
Cops: We know you hit your wife by accident and killed her, but something just isn't adding up....
Husband: Why? What's wrong?
Cops: Well we know the shot to the head killed her. But can you explain why she had another golf ball up her ass?
Husband: Well, I had to hit a provisional!
A man and his wife are golfing and the husband tees off and shanks it 90* to the right, hitting his wife right in the head and kills her instantly.... The police and ambulance comes and they take his statement and take her to the morgue for an autopsy.
Police call the husband in the next day to ask him some questions.....
Cops: We know you hit your wife by accident and killed her, but something just isn't adding up....
Husband: Why? What's wrong?
Cops: Well we know the shot to the head killed her. But can you explain why she had another golf ball up her ass?
Husband: Well, I had to hit a provisional!
If we had more than one stall at the office I would be doing all of my work from there and crying in privacy in stead of in 15min bursts throughout the day. - markmark
and trash talking after they think they've beat you. 
*slowly puts lotion down hoping nobody noticed*
