i think they need to start including tertiary assists as points
- YuenglingJagr

I'd like the player who scores an unassisted goal to get 2 assists

i think they need to start including tertiary assists as points
- YuenglingJagr

If a player commits a turnover that leads to a goal without the opposition losing possession, that players should have 1 assist deducted from his total.

I'd like the player who scores an unassisted goal to get 2 assists
- Mononoke

I see you're a subscriber of the "all goals should be worth an equal amount of points" movement.

I see you're a subscriber of the "all goals should be worth an equal amount of points" movement.
- jmatchett383

All points matter.

Oh better yet, if a player on the other team gets a turnover or something that leads to the unassisted goal, they get -1 assist

I'd like the player who scores an unassisted goal to get 2 assists
- Mononoke

lol "thanks for nothing, 'teammates'"

https://twitter.com/ConIs...status/821452517762629632
- YuenglingJagr

Man, he loves that yellow tie.

Pops in, looks around...

Yup, all is still properly silly and overwhelmingly terrible.

Pops back out

Man, he loves that yellow tie.
- mayorofangrytown

I wonder if he had to call a cab. It's Long Island, so I'm going to say yes.

All points matter.

Oh better yet, if a player on the other team gets a turnover or something that leads to the unassisted goal, they get -1 assist
- Mononoke

This is racist?

This is racist?
- jmatchett383

I want to be very very clear about this, so there are no confusions or misconstruing of my words:

Yes.

This is racist?
- jmatchett383

i'm still wistfully nostalgic about your abreu reference.

Stat O' The Day

Flyers are tied with Detroit for most shoot out wins with 5. Color me stunned!

When Ghost in his interview after last game, looking and sounding like a husk of a person, said, "I'm going to do whatever it takes to help the team....if that means me being in the press box, that means me being in the press box," a little part of me died. Unfortunately, that was the last little part of me, so I am indeed dead.

I want to be very very clear about this, so there are no confusions or misconstruing of my words:

Yes.
- Mononoke

Glad we cleared that up.

Let this be known as the season when the Flyers players decided that starting families was more important than the team. I don't want players who can't get their priorities straight like that on my team.

Ivan Provorov strikes me as the type that has zero interests or hobbies outside of hockey and the Flyers. He will never date, never marry, never have fun. He stares at a wall thinking about the Stanley Cup when he's not playing hockey. He understands his mission.

Let this be known as the season when the Flyers players decided that starting families was more important than the team. I don't want players who can't get their priorities straight like that on my team.

Ivan Provorov strikes me as the type that has zero interests or hobbies outside of hockey and the Flyers. He will never date, never marry, never have fun. He stares at a wall thinking about the Stanley Cup when he's not playing hockey. He understands his mission.
- Mononoke

There is no question that Provorov sleeps with his hockey stick and with his shin pads on.

I wonder if he had to call a cab. It's Long Island, so I'm going to say yes.
- jmatchett383

I'm guessing some hipster Uber driver in a VW bus.

Let this be known as the season when the Flyers players decided that starting families was more important than the team. I don't want players who can't get their priorities straight like that on my team.

Ivan Provorov strikes me as the type that has zero interests or hobbies outside of hockey and the Flyers. He will never date, never marry, never have fun. He stares at a wall thinking about the Stanley Cup when he's not playing hockey. He understands his mission.
- Mononoke

It is upsetting...I make them the priority over my family and they can't do the same

When Ghost in his interview after last game, looking and sounding like a husk of a person, said, "I'm going to do whatever it takes to help the team....if that means me being in the press box, that means me being in the press box," a little part of me died. Unfortunately, that was the last little part of me, so I am indeed dead.
- Mononoke

You're quite the chatty corpse

Stat O' The Day

Flyers are tied with Detroit for most shoot out wins with 5. Color me stunned!
- mickel25

It's the end of the world..........as we know it....and I....feel....fine

Please note: the above is actually quite funny, but only if read with William Shatner's voice.

SNOW is so sloooow

There is no question that Provorov sleeps with his hockey stick and with his shin pads on.
- MJL

I would expect nothing less

SNOW is so sloooow
- Landsbergfan

It will be the move of the century when Snow replaces him with Berube

It is upsetting...I make them the priority over my family and they can't do the same
- YuenglingJagr

When Ghost in his interview after last game, looking and sounding like a husk of a person, said, "I'm going to do whatever it takes to help the team....if that means me being in the press box, that means me being in the press box," a little part of me died. Unfortunately, that was the last little part of me, so I am indeed dead.
- Mononoke

That was the first time I thought to myself, "This team has no idea what the coach is doing. It makes no more sense to them than it does to me."

I'm okay with the younger players sitting out a game or two but at some point the best way to break a slump is to dress the best team. I'd like us to start doing that.