I think there is medication for this now.

Ask Lums. He seems to know all about this kind of stuff.
- Thecakeisalie

I already take the blue pill....there's something that lasts longer?

I think there is medication for this now.

Ask Lums. He seems to know all about this kind of stuff.
- Thecakeisalie

The medication is a punch in the groin.





We're still talking about Garnie, right...?

See, a Maple Leaf household, I'm sure others have faced the same problem, is that you have no choice. When I was a kid, there's no way in hell that my dad would have let me cheer for anybody other than Toronto. It was a matter of pride. It was a cult. So now I'm in, my kids are too...after I told them.


My sis was going to buy the Boy an ornament when he was 5ish, he got to pick what he wanted. He looked at the avon, saw a really cool red and black one, had a warrior on it. "I want this one"

I step in

"no. The the blue and white one"

The rest is history.
- weirdoh

that boys... is how it's done.

I told my kids when they were young that they could fans of any team or players that they like... but Saturday night, when the Leafs were playing there would be no channel flipping, no highlights during intermission. In other words, you can be a fan of anyone/any team... just not when I'm watching the Leafs.

didn't take long until they were loving Sundin and Cujo and Eddie.

I already take the blue pill....there's something that lasts longer?
- Garnie

Yeah.


The blue balls...

I think Garnie is the bottom in the relationship, not saying its bad. Just he had the chance to put his feet down, he didn't. So now they youngins' have already proven dominance.
- weirdoh

*takes belt off....KIDS GET OVER HERE NOW!!!!*

The difference between myself and RFKJ is that he's a dumb female genitalia who doesn't believe in science, and I'm not rich...




- lumlums

Hmmmm, good thinking.

*foils up*
- Garnie

play some leafs reruns as they sleep. You know, you could play all those glory years we've never had

that boys... is how it's done.

I told my kids when they were young that they could fans of any team or players that they like... but Saturday night, when the Leafs were playing there would be no channel flipping, no highlights during intermission. In other words, you can be a fan of anyone/any team... just not when I'm watching the Leafs.

didn't take long until they were loving Sundin and Cujo and Eddie.
- BorjeFan4Ever

Totally. I love it

I think Garnie is the bottom in the relationship, not saying its bad. Just he had the chance to put his feet down, he didn't. So now they youngins' have already proven dominance.
- weirdoh

It's not just me that this is obvious to then...

Yeah.


The blue balls...
- lumlums

Yeah.


The blue balls...
- lumlums

but ouch

The medication is a punch in the groin.





We're still talking about Garnie, right...?
- lumlums

This should work.

Kinda like the Buckley's slogan: "It hurts like a female dog, but it works".

play some leafs reruns as they sleep. You know, you could play all those glory years we've never had
- TonkaPhaneuf

They were pre-internet times

I knew I shouldn't have taken Pens this week....glad I threw Murray back and told Budaj

Totally. I love it
- weirdoh

my kids hate Alfredssen... it's hilarious....

they were so little and usually asleep when the battle of Ontario was at is best...

They were pre-internet times
- Garnie

Such a time existed?

Such a time existed?
- Steven_Seagull

You punk kids

- Steven_Seagull

You took you belt off, how you gonna chase them with your size 42's around your ankles?

You punk kids
- Garnie

TeeHee 😋

You took you belt off, how you gonna chase them with your size 42's around your ankles?
- bobbyisno1

You definitely replied to the wrong post.

Totally. I love it
- weirdoh

we were living in California at the time... Ron Wilson coaching the Sharks... I got a great chance to piss him off...

took the kids to the Leafs practice which is at the same rink that the kids played at... not the Shark Tank.... all the Leafs signing the kids jerseys... they were wearing their white Leaf jerseys...

Ignored the Sharks... who were coming into the rink at the same time as the Leafs were leaving... I said to Wilson... you can sign as well... if you like, you had a cup of coffee with the Leafs. He was not amused

You definitely replied to the wrong post.
- Steven_Seagull

He thinks you are not ultra fat

You definitely replied to the wrong post.
- Steven_Seagull

yes, yes i did, but someone got the gist of it...

You took you belt off, how you gonna chase them with your size 42's around your ankles?
- bobbyisno1

crawl?

He thinks you are not ultra fat
- Symba007

Enjoy an early grave.