MDW, please provide the 10 other names.... get creative
- MiloslavHorava

Stan, George, Paul, Frank, Jamal(adopted), Linda, Marie, Sally, Jennifer, Laquisha(also adopted, Jamals twin)

Jesus, I hope that RangerDanger runs into you when he driving off the GW.
- Pete V

Hey Khalil, it was on the pre-game one time. So suck it
- mdw7413

Miloslav said he had two, so you like RD; are wrong.

Jesus, I hope that RangerDanger runs into you when he driving off the GW.
- Pete V

- mdw7413

There is this nice family that has season tickets next to me at the Michigan games. One of their kid's names is Gunner, probably hoping that he would grow up to be a quarterback or something. The kid can barely walk without spiking himself. It's like naming your kid Plato or Aristotle and having them grow up to be dumbasses.

Miloslav said he had two, so you like RD; are wrong.
- tomburton99

Pete said they were put up for adoption. Pete has never steered me wrong

There is this nice family that has season tickets next to me at the Michigan games. One of their kid's names is Gunner, probably hoping that he would grow up to be a quarterback or something. The kid can barely walk without spiking himself. It's like naming your kid Plato or Aristotle and having them grow up to dumbasses.
- Pete V

Gods plan(in Toms case Allah) name your kid something stupid, he will either have a mug shot by 15 or turn out exactly the opposite of what you planned.

There is this nice family that has season tickets next to me at the Michigan games. One of their kid's names is Gunner, probably hoping that he would grow up to be a quarterback or something. The kid can barely walk without spiking himself. It's like naming your kid Plato or Aristotle and having them grow up to be dumbasses.
- Pete V

That's Boomer Esiason's sons name. Amazing he's still alive considering his cystic fibrosis. I remember back in the 90s there were a lot of stories w them & the Drs said there was a very good chance the kid wouldn't make it to 20.

There is this nice family that has season tickets next to me at the Michigan games. One of their kid's names is Gunner, probably hoping that he would grow up to be a quarterback or something. The kid can barely walk without spiking himself. It's like naming your kid Plato or Aristotle and having them grow up to be dumbasses.
- Pete V

the names people give their children are just cringe worthy nowadays. This isn't a joke people. This kid is going to have to grow up with that name

Exhibit A:

http://www.redstormsports...t/achiuwa_godsgift00.html

God'sgift Onyekachi Achiuwa ... born in Port Harcourt, River States, Nigeria ... son of Eunice and Donatus Achiuwa, a minister ... the third of six children ... has an older sister, Grace, and a younger sister, Peace ... also has an older brother, Promise, and two younger brothers, God'swill and Precious

Why do they still say "UBI" w Staal? Cats out of the bag, it's a concussion, it's already public knowledge. Team just looks stupid saying that now.
- B2B76

Pretty sure they mean UTI.

the names people give their children are just cringe worthy nowadays. This isn't a joke people. This kid is going to have to grow up with that name

Exhibit A:

http://www.redstormsports...t/achiuwa_godsgift00.html

God'sgift Onyekachi Achiuwa ... born in Port Harcourt, River States, Nigeria ... son of Eunice and Donatus Achiuwa, a minister ... the third of six children ... has an older sister, Grace, and a younger sister, Peace ... also has an older brother, Promise, and two younger brothers, God'swill and Precious
- MiloslavHorava

Why the (frank) would you name your kid God Swill?

@EJ_Oilers 12m12 minutes ago
Jujhar Khaira will play for the Oilers tonight vs. #NJDevils, Milan Lucic moves to third line

@EJ_Oilers 12m12 minutes ago
Jujhar Khaira will play for the Oilers tonight vs. #NJDevils, Milan Lucic moves to third line
- tomburton99

He has to go back.

He has to go back.
- Mr.Bobby

He has to go back.
- Mr.Bobby

Can't. Tom already bought a jersey.

Why the (frank) would you name your kid God Swill?
- Fenrir

I was in Dunkin Donuts around Christmas and they had stockings up with all the employees names on them.

I (no pun intended) sh!t you not...one of their names was "Sharmin".

Also, my cousin's wife works in psychology research and had a woman as a patient who's name was "Clishay" (cliché).

Pretty sure they mean UTI.
- Fenrir

I was in Dunkin Donuts around Christmas and they had stockings up with all the employees names on them.

I (no pun intended) sh!t you not...one of their names was "Sharmin".

Also, my cousin's wife works in psychology research and had a woman as a patient who's name was "Clishay" (cliché).
- eichiefs9

You're (frank)ing lying. No way somebody could be that stupid.

I was in Dunkin Donuts around Christmas and they had stockings up with all the employees names on them.

I (no pun intended) sh!t you not...one of their names was "Sharmin".

Also, my cousin's wife works in psychology research and had a woman as a patient who's name was "Clishay" (cliché).
- eichiefs9

My roommate freshman year claims a girl he graduated with was named La-a...pronounced Ladasha

You're (frank)ing lying. No way somebody could be that stupid.
- tomburton99

I was in Dunkin Donuts around Christmas and they had stockings up with all the employees names on them.

I (no pun intended) sh!t you not...one of their names was "Sharmin".

Also, my cousin's wife works in psychology research and had a woman as a patient who's name was "Clishay" (cliché).
- eichiefs9

2002, my buddy and I are gift shopping for our wives in Bed, Bath and Beyond and he goes over to a kid stocking shelves to see if there is something in stock. He comes back over with an incredulous look on his face and tells me to check out the name tag when the kid gets back.
Kid comes out of the back room and his name tag says Jihad.
That kid hates his parents.

- mdw7413

OK, that kid might hate his parents more than Jihad's, but Jihad probably went "first name" on his.

- mdw7413

Richard Sack is an unfortunate name too

Stan, George, Paul, Frank, Jamal(adopted), Linda, Marie, Sally, Jennifer, Laquisha(also adopted, Jamals twin)
- mdw7413

Anyone ever make it over to bluelinestation.com?

What a dumpster fire.