Carpet doesn't like vomit.
- hscesq

or dog urine. (well.. any urine i suppose)

we carpeted our stairs for the dog.
- Niatnouf

That's pathetic.

funny thing was my wife thanked me after for cleaning it up. i was like uhhh i didn't know this happened... dog ate every last drop and chunk.
- DoubleDown

Dogs are so much better than babies

funny thing was my wife thanked me after for cleaning it up. i was like uhhh i didn't know this happened... dog ate every last drop and chunk.
- DoubleDown

Dogs do enjoy eating vomit. And some loooove eating poop.

funny thing was my wife thanked me after for cleaning it up. i was like uhhh i didn't know this happened... dog ate every last drop and chunk.
- DoubleDown

My son puked in the shower last night. An entire chewed ribeye steak came up. Best part is, he caught it in a bucket and so I just had to flush it.

Good times.

funny thing was my wife thanked me after for cleaning it up. i was like uhhh i didn't know this happened... dog ate every last drop and chunk.
- DoubleDown

This is the reason I puke when I see people let their dog lick their (frank)ing mouth.

Dogs do enjoy eating vomit. And some loooove eating poop.
- hscesq

our dog loves poop. she eats her own sometimes. but her favourite is cat poop. neighbours have an outdoor cat who poops all over the place. (frank)in dog always finds it.

My son puked in the shower last night. An entire chewed ribeye steak came up. Best part is, he caught it in a bucket and so I just had to flush it.

Good times.
- hscesq

yeah puking in the shower is not pretty

Dogs are so much better than babies
- Fredo

well one day the baby will be wiping my ass for me. your dog will be dead.

we carpeted our stairs for the dog.
- Niatnouf

Tabar...

That's pathetic.
- hscesq

Merci

well one day the baby will be wiping my ass for me. your dog will be dead.
- DoubleDown

Odds are your "baby" will take your hard earned money and place you in an old folks home and travel the world with your cash

WTF is wrong with your dogs?

That's pathetic.
- hscesq

nah.

well one day the baby will be wiping my ass for me. your dog will be dead.
- DoubleDown

One day your daughter will meet a pallet burning idiot from Winnipeg, move there and you will see her once every two years for the holidays after investing over 100 000$ in her education ect..

nah.
- Niatnouf

It wasn't a question.

One day your daughter will meet a pallet burning idiot from Winnipeg, move there and you will see her once every two years for the holidays after investing over 100 000$ in her education ect..
- Fredo

This is the reason I puke when I see people let their dog lick their (frank)ing mouth.
- AdamFrench

Does the dog eat your puke and THEN lick the owner? Or vice versa?

Genie lost this morning.

People can now resume saying she sucks and calling her an idiot spoiled brat

Does the dog eat your puke and THEN lick the owner? Or vice versa?
- hscesq

Usually you pay extra for that.

Usually you pay extra for that.
- AdamFrench

You eating the dog's puke?

Genie lost this morning.

People can now resume saying she sucks and calling her an idiot spoiled brat
- BashCH

She got smoked.

She got smoked.
- hscesq

Still made it to the semis...which might be good for her confidence going forward.

You eating the dog's puke?
- hscesq

Ken has a shocking amount of disposable wealth.

Still made it to the semis...which might be good for her confidence going forward.
- BashCH

Not many tough opponents...