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- weirdoh

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17 NHL predictions for 2017

1. The Toronto Maple Leafs will make the Stanley Cup Playoffs

2. Matthews will win the Calder Trophy

3. Connor McDavid will win the Art Ross Trophy

6. Ben Bishop will be traded …

10. Semyon Varlamov will be the No. 1 goalie in Vegas

14. John Tavares will enter next season without a new contract

17. The Chicago Blackhawks will win the Stanley Cup


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- nbboy

imagine tavares, matthews, kadri down the middle

enjoy that image because it'll only exist in your imagination lol

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Yes that was an invitation...
- bobbyisno1

a/s/l?


(frank), haven't typed that since...(frank), 99?

a/s/l?


(frank), haven't typed that since...(frank), 99?
- weirdoh

I'm just a cook, what is this computer jargon?

Only 6 teams have averaged more goals per game than the Leafs and only 11 have a better goals against average.
- bobbyisno1

Some people are apparently disappointed at how good they are

a/s/l?


(frank), haven't typed that since...(frank), 99?
- weirdoh

26/yes please/look down

I'm just a cook, what is this computer jargon?
- bobbyisno1

You go into chatrooms. Lookin for somebody to chat up.

a/s/l

age, stats, location

You go into chatrooms. Lookin for somebody to chat up.

a/s/l

age, stats, location
- weirdoh

Stats? I thought it meant sex.

I'm just a cook, what is this computer jargon?
- bobbyisno1

A cook eh? Gimme a hand with something. I truly believe everybody can cook at least on item properly. Not heat up, but cook. Joe Backyard can rock a steak. Susan B Cramthony can cook chicken without it being dry as my scalp.

So I decided to grab a pre-made/brined corned beef. Said on package to bring to boil then turn down to medium low, gotta assume 3-4 on my dials. Simmer for 2-3 hours.

I threw it out. Couldn't eat it.


Ideas for next time? Slow cooker?

Stats? I thought it meant sex.
- Steven_Seagull

yes

Stats? I thought it meant sex.
- Steven_Seagull

We were a lot more classy than you young people back then. We wanted to know what fake persona we were gonna be jacking it to. We didn't just jump at the fact that it was a female/male

yes
- daeth

no, I knew it was stats. I can even see the chatroom. It looked like some (frank)ing ...well, 1999 website.

weird

We were a lot more classy than you young people back then. We wanted to know what fake persona we were gonna be jacking it to. We didn't just jump at the fact that it was a female/male
- weirdoh

Gotcha.

Only 6 teams have averaged more goals per game than the Leafs and only 11 have a better goals against average.
- bobbyisno1

Wow, I've been pretty optimistic going into this season, but I wouldn't have bet on that being true. A lot of things breaking the Leafs way. Andersen has basically been elite since his bad start, I think we can say that at this point. They haven't really had injuries. The rookies are basically killing it. I can't complain.

Looking at the mass of teams in the mix for the last playoff spot or two, can't see why the Leafs don't have a shot.

If the Leafs go from dead last to a playoff spot, does Babcock win the Jack Adams?

Wow, I've been pretty optimistic going into this season, but I wouldn't have bet on that being true. A lot of things breaking the Leafs way. Andersen has basically been elite since his bad start, I think we can say that at this point. They haven't really had injuries. The rookies are basically killing it. I can't complain.

Looking at the mass of teams in the mix for the last playoff spot or two, can't see why the Leafs don't have a shot.

If the Leafs go from dead last to a playoff spot, does Babcock win the Jack Adams?
- Zezel

If the Jackets keep destroying everyone, Torts is the likely winner.

Some people are apparently disappointed at how good they are
- burn

It (frank)s up the rebuild lol....no, if it's like this, that means the rebuild isn't (frank)ed up

no, I knew it was stats. I can even see the chatroom. It looked like some (frank)ing ...well, 1999 website.
- weirdoh

well maybe on your weird corsi website it was stats. it stood for sex everywhere else

If the Jackets keep destroying everyone, Torts is the likely winner.
- Steven_Seagull

There is that. And that right there is the longshot bet that nobody made...imagine if you bet before the season that Torts would win the Jack Adams, at like a zillion to one, and right now you'd be tripping out on the Blue Jackets.

If the Jackets keep destroying everyone, Torts is the likely winner.
- Steven_Seagull

torts is the best worst coach ever

i don't even know how he keeps getting hired and yet here he is dragging a bottom feeder to the top of the standings. it hurts my brain.

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Sundin

He's already had 2 kids, the 3rd is no reason to not show up on New Years Day.

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- Fruitcakenipple

Love the next video

Sundin

He's already had 2 kids, the 3rd is no reason to not show up on New Years Day.
- Garnie

Quitting when the team needs him the most. Typical.

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- Fruitcakenipple

man i hate crashing mid-dump