We need some breathing room between us and the Kings.
- Reveen.

The 3 point games I always hated. Getting a point for losing. Pffft.

The 3 point games I always hated. Getting a point for losing. Pffft.
- Isleshockeyman

I for one have no shame this year. I'll take points any way I can get em.

GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!!!!

The 3 point games I always hated. Getting a point for losing. Pffft.
- Isleshockeyman

They are kinda bull poop

I for one have no shame this year. I'll take points any way I can get em.

GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!!!!
- Wildschwein

Is that what you tell your wife when she gets out of the shower? Romance is alive and well in the Schweiner household.

They are kinda bull poop
- Reveen.

The whole premise was it would make teams play harder towards the end of the game. How'd that work?

Is that what you tell your wife when she gets out of the shower? Romance is alive and well in the Schweiner household.



- Isleshockeyman

Actually its more like this

Actually its more like this


- Wildschwein

I hear ya, bro.

FIRST!!!!

FIRST!!!!
- smellmyfinger

For this fraudulent Fist!!! I demand Severson for Fayne and a 3rd!

FIRST!!!!
- smellmyfinger

Uhhh, dude. I think you might be a little late, man.

For this fraudulent Fist!!! I demand Lovejoy for Nuge and a 3rd!
- Wildschwein

FIXED!!!!!

Uhhh, dude. I think you might be a little late, man.
- Isleshockeyman

NEVER!!!!

FIXED!!!!!
- smellmyfinger

At least buy me a (frank)ing drink before you give me the stink.

NEVER!!!!
- smellmyfinger

Maybe the fine folks in here (except Jero, of course) will offer you a reprieve if you get rid of the Pens fan that posted first.

At least buy me a (frank)ing drink before you give me the stink.
- Wildschwein

You mean if he's gonna ride your ass he could at least pull your hair?

You mean if he's gonna ride your ass he could at least pull your hair?
- Isleshockeyman

I'm bald but the general sentiment is the same, yes.

You mean if he's gonna ride your ass he could at least pull your hair?
- Isleshockeyman

I feel like the Schwein is bald but I guess Smelly could yank on that beard

Landy and Duchene give me a half chub at best.
Barrie makes me change my shorts.
- Wildschwein

while we need the defender more, both of those forwards are the goods.
duch can play the right side and is an elite 5v5 player. not only that, he makes it easy to deal eberle at some point without having to wait for pujus development.

landeskog seems to get overlooked abit cause of mackinnon and duch i guess. he doesnt put up gawdy numbers either. but guy's good for 55-65. physical, mean, leader, great skater.
(id assume we somehow move poo if we made that happen, but a left side of looch, landy and maroon is beast)

either of those guys get acquired and we're in the playoffs.
i forget about the loss of taylor hall forever too

I feel like the Schwein is bald but I guess Smelly could yank on that beard
- NEONDOUBLEDION

Or give him a reach-around. I mean, if he's gonna (frank) him like that....

while we need the defender more, both of those forwards are the goods.
duch can play the right side and is an elite 5v5 player. not only that, he makes it easy to deal eberle at some point without having to wait for pujus development.

landeskog seems to get overlooked abit cause of mackinnon and duch i guess. he doesnt put up gawdy numbers either. but guy's good for 55-65. physical, mean, leader, great skater.
(id assume we somehow move poo if we made that happen, but a left side of looch, landy and maroon is beast)

either of those guys get acquired and we're in the playoffs.
i forget about the loss of taylor hall forever too
- HB77

They totally are. But the Oilers have had a fair few quality forwards these past few years, and they just don't excite me like they used to.

Defenders like Barrie on the other hand...
Kinda like (frank)ing a Redhead afters years of tapping a blonde.

I feel like the Schwein is bald but I guess Smelly could yank on that beard
- NEONDOUBLEDION

You are correct sir.

Or give him a reach-around. I mean, if he's gonna (frank) him like that....
- Isleshockeyman

Would rather he gave me Severson.

Would rather he gave me Severson.
- Wildschwein

Oh great, MDW, now I have to break the google machine to find out what fresh hell sexual position this is. Thanks a lot, buddy.

Oh great, MDW, now I have to break the google machine to find out what fresh hell sexual position this is. Thanks a lot, buddy.
- Isleshockeyman

Damon Severson dumbass.

https://www.nhl.com/player/damon-severson-8476923

Damon Severson dumbass.

https://www.nhl.com/player/damon-severson-8476923
- Wildschwein

I know shyit for brains. I was making a joke. You know me, anything for a chuckle or to shoot at my neighbors dog.