my first goalie mask was a habs roy replica...not that its important at all, but you just posted that video and my parents just dumped all my old hockey poop on my back porch, mask included....it had seen better days (probably in a shed for 15 years)
- YuenglingJagr

Let's start separating sticks at center ice and get playing brah! I'll beat you like a rented mule.

Let's start separating sticks at center ice and get playing brah! I'll beat you like a rented mule.
- hockeylover

Ok Jaromir

LOL our savior has arrived...Boyd Gordon activated...Matt Read to IR
- YuenglingJagr

Well it was nice knowing you Leier...

Well it was nice knowing you Leier...
- dragonoffrost

Cousins

Let's start separating sticks at center ice and get playing brah! I'll beat you like a rented mule.
- hockeylover

I've actually got a VERY SERIOUS hockey tape allergy, so my stick will have to be placed in its own pile, completely separate from others....but yeah, I am down

I've actually got a VERY SERIOUS hockey tape allergy, so my stick will have to be placed in its own pile, completely separate from others....but yeah, I am down
- YuenglingJagr

Wear (frank)ing gloves

I've actually got a VERY SERIOUS hockey tape allergy, so my stick will have to be placed in its own pile, completely separate from others....but yeah, I am down
- YuenglingJagr

So that's why you avoid the puck like the plague?

also

[old guy] Back in my day there wasn't even such a thing as hockey tape allergy [/old guy]

Wear hockey gloves
- dragonoffrost

ftfy

A little outside the box, but I wouldn't be opposed to trying Voracek at C just to see how he does. He likely hasn't played there in 10 years, but he can't be any worse than what they have there now.
- PhillySportsGuy

Omg stop being the advanced stats stereotype that ruins it for the rest of us

ftfy
- Scoob

That was inferred.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I have a pair of old hockey gloves that haven't been used in 10 years laying around. They should be about perfect for some good facewashes.

I've actually got a VERY SERIOUS hockey tape allergy, so my stick will have to be placed in its own pile, completely separate from others....but yeah, I am down
- YuenglingJagr

If you're accidentally high sticked, could you possibly die?

I've actually got a VERY SERIOUS hockey tape allergy, so my stick will have to be placed in its own pile, completely separate from others....but yeah, I am down
- YuenglingJagr

Get outta my office ya big baby.

If you're accidentally high sticked, could you possibly die?
- Mononoke

Yes, and this has happened before. I feel it's also important to note that it happens when I am purposefully high sticked, as well.

Wear (frank)ing gloves
- dragonoffrost

- hammarby31

Hmmm, I'd love to have some tea with Miss McGill

Hmmm, I'd love to have some tea with Miss McGill
- Jsaquella

I hear her Corsi is amazing...

ftfy
- Scoob

bgsm

i think more people believe a story about a sensitive hockey tape allergy than they do advanced stats here

i think more people believe a story about a sensitive hockey tape allergy than they do advanced stats here
- YuenglingJagr

Hockey tape allergies kill more people every year than alcohol-related advanced stat arguments.

the more you know

i think more people believe a story about a sensitive hockey tape allergy than they do advanced stats here
- YuenglingJagr

Allergies are not something to joke about

Allergies are not something to joke about
- Scoob

yeah well, neither are fancy stats

yeah well, neither are fancy stats
- YuenglingJagr

I started looking at the definitions of all the #fancy stats in hopes of making up a joke but I accidentally dozed off for 20 minutes so I guess I'll have to agree with you there.

If you're accidentally high sticked, could you possibly die?
- Mononoke

Yes, but the death would be ruled accidental. Farmers covers that. They did September 27, 1989.

Hmmm, I'd love to have some tea with Miss McGill
- Jsaquella

- hammarby31

Hey! That's Suzi from Search for Tomorrow!!!

What's 'appenin' girl?