reading him posts from hockeybuzz was working for about 4 months

his first word will either be vandevelde or pizzabuzz
- YuenglingJagr

For some reason, Hatebreed (the first full length) put my daughter to sleep. It defies logic, but it worked.

I read this as pizza gate, gave me a shiver
- Marc D

My favorite hockey player right now is Pasta on the Bruins.

I just really like anything pasta-related tbh.

I want my child's first word to be "#MAGA"

Bwad Gulry Stiv Mafin
- Mononoke

Bill's next book could be a childrens bedtime story

Bad Goalie Steve Mason lets in all the softies,
no matter if a breakaway or a 150 ft shotsie.

His mask is cool, the players undead.
We wonder what's going on in his head.

He causes the fans to scream and whine,
put in Neuvy or Stolie, let Mase ride the pine.

His stats with Philly rank among the leagues best,
But that never beats the trusty eye test

Bill's next book could be a childrens bedtime story

Bad Goalie Steve Mason lets in all the softies,
no matter if a breakaway or a 150 ft shotsie.

His mask is cool, the players undead.
We wonder what's going on in his head.

He causes the fans to scream and whine,
put in Neuvy or Stolie, let Mase ride the pine.

His stats with Philly rank among the leagues best,
But that never beats the trusty eye test
- YuenglingJagr

nice job

Bill's next book could be a childrens bedtime story

Bad Goalie Steve Mason lets in all the softies,
no matter if a breakaway or a 150 ft shotsie.

His mask is cool, the players undead.
We wonder what's going on in his head.

He causes the fans to scream and whine,
put in Neuvy or Stolie, let Mase ride the pine.

His stats with Philly rank among the leagues best,
But that never beats the trusty eye test
- YuenglingJagr

But does Mason hear a who? That's the real question

But does Mason hear a who? That's the real question
- BiggE

Mason mostly hears the puck whistling past him and the clickety clack of a Sharks Fan typing "NICE SAVE MASON!"

Bill's next book could be a childrens bedtime story

Bad Goalie Steve Mason lets in all the softies,
no matter if a breakaway or a 150 ft shotsie.

His mask is cool, the players undead.
We wonder what's going on in his head.

He causes the fans to scream and whine,
put in Neuvy or Stolie, let Mase ride the pine.

His stats with Philly rank among the leagues best,
But that never beats the trusty eye test
- YuenglingJagr

I'm waiting for the sequel, "The Man Who Was Heavily Outscored":

If per 60 stats
Are not quite your thing,
There's more than one way
A cat can be skinned.


47 goals for; 73 against,
In what planet, what world
Is that good defense?


26 sounds swell,
But not with a minus!
What does he bring
When that is the highest?


That's twice as bad
As anyone else.
And it makes me sad
That's Vandy's reliable self.

But does Mason hear a who? That's the real question
- BiggE

You missed a sterling opportunity to call it, "Mason Hears a WOOOOOOO"

You missed a sterling opportunity to call it, "Mason Hears a WOOOOOOO"
- Mononoke

or "Mason Hears a BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

or "Mason Hears a BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- Doc_Sarcasm

Mine's a redemption story

What's the topic today?

What's the topic today?
- Nucker101

You have to write a poem about the Flyers

He's had a rough go of it since Carlson smashed him into the back boards last Spring. He was a legitimate 1st rounder who captained Canada's World Juniors team. Best thing for him IMO is get some games and top minutes for the Phantoms. He could blossom come the new year and be a fantastic call up by then.
- Pixote Andolini

Totally agreed.

There was so much indifference with how perpetrator executed this hit, he needs to be gone from that league for good.
- johndewar

Seriously, there is malicious intent there, and a total lack of respect for the player, and the game. Punishment for that needs to be severe.

I'm waiting for the sequel, "The Man Who Was Heavily Outscored":

If per 60 stats
Are not quite your thing,
There's more than one way
A cat can be skinned.


47 goals for; 73 against,
In what planet, what world
Is that good defense?


26 sounds swell,
But not with a minus!
What does he bring
When that is the highest?


That's twice as bad
As anyone else.
And it makes me sad
That's Vandy's reliable self.
- Mononoke

If we don't get a chance to run an NHL team, at least we know there is still a future together

You have to write a poem about the Flyers
- Mononoke

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We all know Pavelski
Blows away Giroux
-2Real

There once was a Dman named AMac
Who played the game without contact
But he blocked lots of pucks
And he really don't suck
And he's almost worth his fat contract
-MJL

I'm waiting for the sequel, "The Man Who Was Heavily Outscored":

If per 60 stats
Are not quite your thing,
There's more than one way
A cat can be skinned.


47 goals for; 73 against,
In what planet, what world
Is that good defense?


26 sounds swell,
But not with a minus!
What does he bring
When that is the highest?


That's twice as bad
As anyone else.
And it makes me sad
That's Vandy's reliable self.
- Mononoke

perfect

Manning was only about 30 feet out of position, but it's all in the past now. No need to pick on DogBoy.
- Feanor

Fisher didn't score a goal. I'm guessing he means the Wilson goal? If so, that's on Gostisbehere, not Manning.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We all know Pavelski
Blows away Giroux
-2Real

There once was a Dman named AMac
Who played the game without contact
But he blocked lots of pucks
And he really don't suck
And he's almost worth his fat contract
-MJL
- BiggE

(frank) you beat me to it

The stats are sure fancy,
And the debates nice and long.
Welcome to Hockeybuzz,
Where you're always wrong.

My favorite hockey player right now is Pasta on the Bruins.

I just really like anything pasta-related tbh.
- Mononoke

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We all know Pavelski
Blows away Giroux
-2Real

There once was a Dman named AMac
Who played the game without contact
But he blocked lots of pucks
And he really don't suck
And he's almost worth his fat contract
-MJL
- BiggE

Fisher didn't score a goal. I'm guessing he means the Wilson goal? If so, that's on Gostisbehere, not Manning.
- MJL

Ghost made an aggressive play to poke it in the neutral zone from Fisher. Manning was nowhere in sight

You have to write a poem about the Flyers
- Mononoke

Saw this today:

http://www.cbr.com/prince...e-release-hayao-miyazaki/