If they were really smart, they'd hire you me and Smelly.
- laughs2907

But they aren't smart...

But they aren't smart...
- LittleRickyV2

I just got an Xbox one s. Haven't played much, have NHL17 and madden. Thoughts on games to get?
- smellmyfinger

Witcher 3 is amazeballs.

Witcher 3 might be the best game I've ever played, Skyrim Remastered is still a joy, Fallout 4 now has mods on the console, Forza Horizon 2 or 3 if you like racing games and Battlefield One if you're wanting an online shooter. Might suggest games like GTA 4 (not my cup of tea but it's super popular), DOOM (great, arcadey shooter) and Far Cry 4 or Primal (for open world freedom and excitement). Maybe Dark Souls if you want a real struggle.
- MaximumBone

Agree with witcher 3. I only played it for 10 minutes a year ago before immersing myself in it 4 or 5 weeks back. Its alot like Red Dead Redemption but with a bit more depth, I suppose. Super fun and incredibly addicting. I have probably put in close to 100 hours on that mother(frank)er.

If they were really smart, they'd hire you me and Smelly.
- laughs2907

Oh Im sorry, but Im probably the best suited guy to book wrestling television out of anyone on hockeybuzz.

Oh Im sorry, but Im probably the best suited guy to book wrestling television out of anyone on hockeybuzz.
- Larsson_fan

Nope.

Oh Im sorry, but Im probably the best suited guy to book wrestling television out of anyone on hockeybuzz.
- Larsson_fan

You would be a great addition to the team We do need our own version of Vince Russo.

Nope.
- laughs2907

(frank)ing Cesaro and Sheamus tag team

Well, Jero is going to be busy this evening.
- smellmyfinger

That was quite entertaining...not quite able to focus enough to provide much of a challenge to Laughs yet.

That was quite entertaining...not quite able to focus enough to provide much of a challenge to Laughs yet.
- McSavioursPupil

That song is forever ruined

You would be a great addition to the team We do need our own version of Vince Russo.
- LittleRickyV2

Im nothing like Vince Russo. I'm way too much of a traditionalist.

That song is forever ruined
- LittleRickyV2

Didn't even notice a song

Nope.
- laughs2907

Laughs! I found an early depiction of the one you keep incorrectly referring to as Ballzu.

I hope this is the definition you're using

"the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded"
- laughs2907

... no, just making a Beerfest reference, but I am now going to use that for any ZJ references in the future.

What exactly does "boning up" entail?
- MaximumBone

Its a very complicated and somewhat heathenish ceremony involving a complete set of the Encyclopedic Britannica, a pair of bath mats, a ginger midget from Haiti and a priestess of Ballzu.
I could further elaborate but the details get somewhat tedious.

Not sure, but it probably involves a pork roll, a bathmat and one other unspecified object. Midget perhaps?
- Isleshockeyman

How well you know me!
No porkroll during the ceremony though. One could perhaps be served as an after boning up refreshment.

How well you know me!
No porkroll during the ceremony though. One could perhaps be served as after boning up refreshment.
- Wildschwein

Well now I want some steamed dumplings, or pot stickers... since they are pretty much another form of pork roll, in the food sense. Not your dirty dirty minded sense you bad person you

Well now I want some steamed dumplings, or pot stickers... since they are pretty much another form of pork roll, in the food sense. Not your dirty dirty minded sense you bad person you
- Guile

I am pristine in body and thought!

How well you know me!
No porkroll during the ceremony though. One could perhaps be served as an after boning up refreshment.
- Wildschwein

FIRST!!!!

FIRST!!!!
- smellmyfinger

Ballzu is always first Americanski. Unless Larsson chooses to be first then Ballzu is second. So the best you can be is second or third.

Ballzu is always first Americanski. Unless Larsson chooses to be first then Ballzu is second. So the best you can be is second or third.
- Wildschwein

Larsson granted me exceptional status.