Wanna blog? Start your own hockey blog with My HockeyBuzz. Register for free today!
 
Forums :: Blog World :: Matt Henderson: G25 Oilers vs Jets: The Super-Rookie Tour Continues
Author Message
YukangoFukov
Location: Siberia, Russia
Joined: 11.30.2016

Dec 2 @ 5:48 PM ET
Bring it you Trotskyite son of a capitalist dog! I'll hack off your manhood with a sickle and hammer it into a bloody pulp before your facist eyes!!!
- Wildschwein

Not true. You will cut off your fingers testing sharpness first.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 2 @ 5:49 PM ET
No, no, no. It wasn't the cutting of yourself once, it was the bloody massacre look that was left in it's wake, my friend.
- Isleshockeyman


T'was a bloody mess and all the evidence has disappeared without a trace.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 2 @ 5:51 PM ET
Not true. You will cut off your fingers testing sharpness first.
- YukangoFukov




Nyet! I shall use a dull sickle to prolong your agony.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 2 @ 5:52 PM ET
T'was a bloody mess and all the evidence has disappeared without a trace.
- Wildschwein

I can only imagine your wife's face when she saw the scene. Must've thought CSI filmed an episode there or something.
Of course, I only base this on your description of it. It could have been one tiny drop of blood for all I know.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 2 @ 5:52 PM ET


Nyet! I shall use a dull sickle to prolong your agony.

- Wildschwein

Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 2 @ 5:53 PM ET
I can only imagine your wife's face when she saw the scene. Must've thought CSI filmed an episode there or something.
Of course, I only base this on your description of it. It could have been one tiny drop of blood for all I know.

- Isleshockeyman


No it was a (frank)ing ugly scene. I thought about going in for stitches but didn't want to explain my injury to the doctor. Bandages and duct tape did the trick.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 2 @ 5:55 PM ET
No it was a (frank)ing ugly scene. I thought about going in for stitches but didn't want to explain my injury to the doctor. Bandages and duct tape did the trick.
- Wildschwein

Classic.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 2 @ 6:02 PM ET
No it was a (frank)ing ugly scene. I thought about going in for stitches but didn't want to explain my injury to the doctor. Bandages and duct tape did the trick.
- Wildschwein

I sliced into my finger last year while trimming the fat off a brisket. Gave my knife a few swipes on the steel (always keep my knives sharp) and started trimming away. Knife went clean through the fat and into my finger. Good thing the bone was there to stop it or it would've gone all the way through. Still have some nerve damage there. Told the wife to grab me a bandage while I was standing at the kitchen sink. She comes out with like a wart size Band-Aid. I said "don't think that's going to do it, honey". Then lifted my hand so she could see the blood pouring out of it.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Dec 2 @ 6:56 PM ET
mmhmm.

This do anything for you?

- Isleshockeyman


Damn, I'm impressed.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Dec 2 @ 7:07 PM ET


Larsson_fan
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 10.08.2016

Dec 2 @ 7:49 PM ET


Arnie's character in the running man was Ben Richards.

I dont think that's what they were referring to though.

- Iggysbff

Yes, the butcher of Bakersfield!
EdmHockeyMan
Referee
Location: Lumbridge, AB
Joined: 06.24.2013

Dec 2 @ 8:24 PM ET
So, looks like Ovi might be a loner at the 2018 winter olympics....
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 2 @ 11:00 PM ET
So, looks like Ovi might be a loner at the 2018 winter olympics....
- EdmHockeyMan

Could very well be.
LittleRickyV2
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BC
Joined: 01.26.2016

Dec 2 @ 11:03 PM ET
So, looks like Ovi might be a loner at the 2018 winter olympics....
- EdmHockeyMan

I think we are headed to another lockout Donald Fehr and Gary Bettman can eat a bag of Richards.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 2 @ 11:15 PM ET
I think we are headed to another lockout Donald Fehr and Gary Bettman can eat a bag of Richards.
- LittleRickyV2

Agreed. It's all posturing for a new cba. Bunch of bullpoop. But they know that we, the fans, will put up with it. We'll still go to games, still buy the merchandise, still watch on TV.
LittleRickyV2
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BC
Joined: 01.26.2016

Dec 2 @ 11:24 PM ET
Agreed. It's all posturing for a new cba. Bunch of bullpoop. But they know that we, the fans, will put up with it. We'll still go to games, still buy the merchandise, still watch on TV.
- Isleshockeyman

I don't think that I will last another lock out.... I might actually be done with hockey
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Dec 2 @ 11:44 PM ET
I don't think that I will last another lock out.... I might actually be done with hockey
- LittleRickyV2

Ya another lockout and I think I'm done too.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 3 @ 12:33 AM ET
I don't think that I will last another lock out.... I might actually be done with hockey
- LittleRickyV2

Hard to disagree with you. I used to be really big into baseball until the '94 strike. Since then, I may have watched 5 complete games. Including playoffs. The only ones that suffer are the fans.
time2produce
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Red Deer
Joined: 06.10.2013

Dec 3 @ 3:04 AM ET
Ducks are over 500. Easy win. Oilers only lose to chumps
time2produce
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Red Deer
Joined: 06.10.2013

Dec 3 @ 3:07 AM ET
Hard to disagree with you. I used to be really big into baseball until the '94 strike. Since then, I may have watched 5 complete games. Including playoffs. The only ones that suffer are the fans.
- Isleshockeyman

Settle hasnt even happened yet Iggy... Geez
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Dec 3 @ 8:37 AM ET
Hard to disagree with you. I used to be really big into baseball until the '94 strike. Since then, I may have watched 5 complete games. Including playoffs. The only ones that suffer are the fans.
- Isleshockeyman

I was the same way. That killed my love of the game.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 3 @ 11:38 AM ET
Ducks are over 500. Easy win. Oilers only lose to chumps
- time2produce


The cursed jinx is strong with you.
time2produce
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Red Deer
Joined: 06.10.2013

Dec 3 @ 1:14 PM ET
The cursed jinx is strong with you.
- Wildschwein

If only i had that control.
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Dec 3 @ 1:22 PM ET
Ducks are over 500. Easy win. Oilers only lose to chumps
- time2produce



The Ducks schooled us a few weeks ago.
We hung around, but it was never in doubt.
Those cali teams know how to beat us.
time2produce
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Red Deer
Joined: 06.10.2013

Dec 3 @ 1:22 PM ET
Teddy Purcell on waivers
Page: Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15  Next