Good game, thanks for the W
- Bigalow

Saturday is Martin's funeral
- poohcrumbs

Can we dress Enroth in Martin's jersey and send him out there?

Good game, thanks for the W
- Bigalow

I wish botulism on you...

TFC was lit.
- poohcrumbs

I saw some smoke at one point.

Can we dress Enroth in Martin's jersey and send him out there?
- SofaKingBored

Dorsett will still run

Pathetic... There better be blood in Vancouver
- SofaKingBored

I hope that game doesn't just end up a big letdown

I want guddy suspended for 25
Martin out a couple games nothing serious
And kadri takes stecher out 4-6 months

That said, it may still be better than Gino's pizza
- lumlums

Do they have with parma cheese and ham

Saturday is Martin's funeral
- poohcrumbs

I've never seen a live killing before.

Any word on Rielly's family?

I've never seen a live killing before.

Any word on Rielly's family?
- walshyleafsfan

Last I heard they had been taken hostage to "teach Morgan a lesson".

Gudbranson has also been seen sharpening his left skate uncharacteristically sharp in preperation for use as the murder weapon on Saturday.

It's the number of seconds after ingestion that you have to get to the poopter before your anus blows like a gyser.
- As_I_See_It

Not at all....but if eat half a pie at 2am and crash, at about 10 AM you will take the hugest dump. And then another at about noon. I dont inow if the put metamucil in there or what but it sure cleans the pipes.

Do they have with parma cheese and ham
- Landsbergfan

I'm sure that they have whatever you want...

Not at all....but if eat half a pie at 2am and crash, at about 10 AM you will take the hugest dump. And then another at about noon. I dont inow if the put metamucil in there or what but it sure cleans the pipes.
- Larsson_fan

My problem was that I'd always add in a metric (frank)-ton of hot sauce... the next morning was definitely not as "clean" as you describe...

My problem was that I'd always add in a metric (frank)-ton of hot sauce... the next morning was definitely not as "clean" as you describe...
- lumlums

When I was in Uni I would always get a panzo from pizza pizza because it was just down the street from me and open until like 3am.

But not a normal panzo. One with that creamy garlic sauce as the base rather than tomato.

I would be up half the night poopting my brains out everytime, but I never learned

My problem was that I'd always add in a metric (frank)-ton of hot sauce... the next morning was definitely not as "clean" as you describe...
- lumlums

They were type of dumps that kinda make you wish you stepped on the scale first. Being a man of science, I know you've done that when you felt a beast was ready to be moved.

They were type of dumps that kinda make you wish you stepped on the scale first. Being a man of science, I know you've done that when you felt a beast was ready to be moved.
- Larsson_fan

Not gonna lie, one week there was a competition at work as to who could get the biggest one out - we had an industrial balance in our dispensary and a bunch of clowns working there, so it seemed only fitting...

When I was in Uni I would always get a panzo from pizza pizza because it was just down the street from me and open until like 3am.

But not a normal panzo. One with that creamy garlic sauce as the base rather than tomato.

I would be up half the night poopting my brains out everytime, but I never learned
- PlatosRepucklic

Oh man, that sounds (frank)ing terrible. I'll never do that sauce on pizza - just seems wrong

They were type of dumps that kinda make you wish you stepped on the scale first. Being a man of science, I know you've done that when you felt a beast was ready to be moved.
- Larsson_fan

The water displacement method is the way to go.

The water displacement method is the way to go.
- As_I_See_It

I hope that game doesn't just end up a big letdown

I want guddy suspended for 25
Martin out a couple games nothing serious
And kadri takes stecher out 4-6 months
- Redmile247

Follow up games are always a let down. Not much will occur saturday except for a leaf win hopefully.
Edwin deal false. No canuck media reporting it.

What a night for tfc though.

Not gonna lie, one week there was a competition at work as to who could get the biggest one out - we had an industrial balance in our dispensary and a bunch of clowns working there, so it seemed only fitting...
- lumlums

Seriously though, you disgust me.

Do they have with parma cheese and ham
- Landsbergfan

For some reason I just randomly read the above post out loud using Cookie Monster's voice.

I think that might be my cue.

Seriously though, you disgust me.
- Steven_Seagull

Are you self-conscious, on account of seagulls being flying pieces of poop....?

Glad I missed that game; my team got killed tonight too, in honour of the Queefs.

Are you self-conscious, on account of seagulls being flying pieces of poop....?
- lumlums

No...



...just jealous.

For some reason I just randomly read the above post out loud using Cookie Monster's voice.

I think that might be my cue.
- As_I_See_It

I loved Wedgie posting a cookie monster vid to prove Tanner wrong a couple of days ago...