... Why does math give you a boner? You didn't even have a sexy fraction up there.
- Guile

Its an Oiler/Albertan thing. I've been sporting a raging boner since reading his post. Gonna make work kinda awkward.

Its an Oiler/Albertan thing. I've been sporting a raging boner since reading his post. Gonna make work kinda awkward.


- Wildschwein

You could imagine the horror of working a 15 hour day for about a minute, like I just had to... stupid team lead can't do math or tell time. Somehow 2 extra hours on a normal eight hour shift made it a 15 hour a day

5 points in 22 games.

82/22 = 3.73
5 x 3.73 = 18.7

#BasicMathWithBoner
- MaximumBone

5 points in 22 games.

82/22 = 3.73
5 x 3.73 = 18.7

#BasicMathWithBoner
- MaximumBone

So he can't count to potato

You could imagine the horror of working a 15 hour day for about a minute, like I just had to... stupid team lead can't do math or tell time. Somehow 2 extra hours on a normal eight hour shift made it a 15 hour a day
- Guile

That doth sucketh enormously.

The important question remains however, did you work said shift with a extended wind sock?

- Larsson_fan

I miss that goofy (frank)er.

That doth sucketh enormously.

The important question remains however, did you work said shift with a extended wind sock?
- Wildschwein

Said shift is on going, and no, no windsock required... since I am not working 15 damn hours today because she can't do potato level math.

Said shift is on going, and no, no windsock required... since I am not working 15 damn hours today because she can't do potato level math.
- Guile

You have my sympathies good sir. I'd post a boobie gif but I fear the ban hammer would not pass me by. Instead I offer you another gif. Just pretend the mathematically inept coworker is the lady in blue.

So he can't count to potato
- Ihatebrianburke

Well what can I say, I (frank)ed up. I fell it's best to handle these situations with grace.

Well what can I say, I feel coed up. I forgot be in t best t handle these situations with grace.
- Larsson_fan

Word.

We don't have the tough guys so will someone on the Oil take out Kadri or Reilly for the rest of the year please?

Kassian
Hendriks
Maroon
Nurse
Lucic

Git 'er done

You have my sympathies good sir. I'd post a boobie gif but I fear the ban hammer would not pass me by. Instead I offer you another gif. Just pretend the mathematically inept coworker is the lady in blue.


- Wildschwein

Thank you for said sympathies... 4 more hours+ to go

We don't have the tough guys so will someone on the Oil take out Kadri or Reilly for the rest of the year please?

Kassian
Hendriks
Maroon
Nurse
Lucic

Git 'er done
- LordHumungous

gotta assume we do something to limit kadris liberties on mcdavid.
he crossed the line a few times for sure.

but we cant just attack the guy cause hes playing him tough, or we'll be spending the night on the pk.

kadris a super douche. extremely unlikeable human. pretty decent player though

gotta assume we do something to limit kadris liberties on mcdavid.
he crossed the line a few times for sure.

but we cant just attack the guy cause hes playing him tough, or we'll be spending the night on the pk.

kadris a super douche. extremely unlikeable human. pretty decent player though
- HB77

Yup.

Yup.
- Wildschwein

for sure.

thats what he wants. hes gonna try and walk that line. hopefully the refs protect connor and make him pay if he crosses it.

itll suck if they dont cause as mentioned, we're risking giving the game away through penalties if he/they force us to take it into our hand

gotta assume we do something to limit kadris liberties on mcdavid.
he crossed the line a few times for sure.

but we cant just attack the guy cause hes playing him tough, or we'll be spending the night on the pk.

kadris a super douche. extremely unlikeable human. pretty decent player though
- HB77

Kadri is a Hell of a player, I'm a fan. would love to have him on our team. Could you imagine a line of Lucic, Kadri and Kassian? They would be very entertaining.

Kadri is a Hell of a player, I'm a fan. would love to have him on our team. Could you imagine a line of Lucic, Kadri and Kassian? They would be very entertaining.
- Larsson_fan

Penalty minutes would double point production. But it would be entertaining.

for sure.

thats what he wants. hes gonna try and walk that line. hopefully the refs protect connor and make him pay if he crosses it.

itll suck if they dont cause as mentioned, we're risking giving the game away through penalties if he/they force us to take it into our hand
- HB77

If he crosses the line he'll need to be disciplined by the Oilers early. Rather they send a message in the first ten minutes than the last ten.

Well what can I say, I (frank)ed up. I fell it's best to handle these situations with grace.
- Larsson_fan

Yup. Happens to everyone

If he crosses the line he'll need to be disciplined by the Oilers early. Rather they send a message in the first ten minutes than the last ten.
- Wildschwein

I hope there is a preemptive message sent by us. (frank) the Leafs!!!

If he crosses the line he'll need to be disciplined by the Oilers early. Rather they send a message in the first ten minutes than the last ten.
- Wildschwein

Looch-McD-Kassian to start?

I hope there is a preemptive message sent by us. (frank) the Leafs!!!
- Ihatebrianburke

Yes. (frank) them in their stupid asses.