my legs hurt

for some reason i decided drunkenly at 2am that i was going to walk home from lynn's place...why? who the (frank) knows?

its a 80min walk... made it about 3/4 of the way home to adelaide and who the (frank) knows street and kept walking

about 45mins later i realized i was walking the wrong way...made it halfway back to her place before i realized it

i seriously thought about sleeping in a bush... the only reason i got up and kept going was te simple fact that i believed i was better than my old heroin addicted sax player

thanks bobby for providing motivation lol.... all in all that 80min walk turned into 3.5 hours
- Dozzer

That sounds extremely unpleasant even with heroine.

You boys don't have Ubur up there in Canada?

It all went south after the Elephant man pics. WTF Lums?







- underhill14

You lying little turd!!!

If the Leafs have ANY hope at all of landing Ryan McDonagh for Mitch Marner as Larry Brooks of the New York Post suggested a few months back they MUST do it now while his stock is high. Of course they will have to sweeten the pot by theowing in William Nylander. I'd this won't quite do it because the Rangers will want a defenceman. Likely Morgan Reilly. That would be a steal for the Leafs. Marner, Nylander, Reilly and perhaps even a first round pick for McDonagh.
- Kayakjack

Oh yes...the steal of the century!

Oh my... So I was right...or was I?
- Woderwick

i want to smoke a j to feel better byut i am too lazy and tired to roll one lol

That sounds extremely unpleasant even with heroine.

You boys don't have Ubur up there in Canada?
- underhill14

Wilbur...but he was busy.

That sounds extremely unpleasant even with heroine.

You boys don't have Ubur up there in Canada?
- underhill14

To be fair, that does require being able to see your phone though...

That sounds extremely unpleasant even with heroine.

You boys don't have Ubur up there in Canada?
- underhill14

oh i could have called a cab... but i left my wallet at lynns lol

just got it back this morning lol

i want to smoke a j to feel better byut i am too lazy and tired to roll one lol
- Dozzer

Throw some in a blender and make a smoothie.

To be fair, that does require being able to see your phone though...
- lumlums

i probably couldnt have even told you what numbers were...like... the definition of numbers... let alone see my phone

i probably couldnt have even told you what numbers were...like... the definition of numbers... let alone see my phone
- Dozzer

That's the Bruce that we know and endure....

oh i could have called a cab... but i left my wallet at lynns lol

just got it back this morning lol
- Dozzer

Oh damn....that sucks. I've had a few of those nights myself....absolute misery in the moment BUT great stories after.

You lying little turd!!!
- lumlums

That's the Bruce that we know and endure....
- lumlums

you should meet me in person lol

Oh damn....that sucks. I've had a few of those nights myself....absolute misery in the moment BUT great stories after.


- underhill14

i was on the home stretch on my street... i wasnt certain i would make it

Wilbur...but he was busy.
- Woderwick

Why do I picture a cousin of Bubbles in a beat up, light blue Delta 88 when I read this?

i was on the home stretch on my street... i wasnt certain i would make it
- Dozzer

I had a journey in Vegas once....I ended up in the bushes right at the main entrance of the Mirage where I was staying. Just couldn't make it thru the front entrance and casino to get up to my room.

Desert grass is coooolllddd in the morning. The best part is that first couple of minutes after you wake up when you are trying to piece together what the (frank) happened.

you should meet me in person lol
- Dozzer

One day bud

Why do I picture a cousin of Bubbles in a beat up, light blue Delta 88 when I read this?
- underhill14

One day bud
- lumlums

Be careful what you wish for....BOTH of you.

One day bud
- lumlums

In the bathroom stall of a Denny's. The way God intended.

In the bathroom stall of a Denny's. The way God intended.
- Steven_Seagull

I thought Dozzer worked the bus station?

In the bathroom stall of a Denny's. The way God intended.
- Steven_Seagull

How about a nice friendly game of hide and go (frank) yourself...?

I thought Dozzer worked the bus station?
- Woderwick

That was your first mistake...

How about a nice friendly game of hide and go (frank) yourself...?
- lumlums

Are you sure? I have a 280 games win streak.

That was your first mistake...
- lumlums