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golfingsince
Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011

Oct 27 @ 2:01 AM ET
Dude get off gluten, carbs and sugar. (sugars are carbs but what the feck).

Trust me, you'll think less like VANTEL.

- PuckShack


I eat kale
golfingsince
Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011

Oct 27 @ 2:02 AM ET
So 91% of the time was the blender of plugs
- Nuck4U


Well considering those stats were of the team's even strength ice time......no.
Redmile247
Calgary Flames
Joined: 03.17.2013

Oct 27 @ 2:03 AM ET
So 91% of the time was the blender of plugs
- Nuck4U




I think you miss understood how those stats work
PuckShack
Vancouver Canucks
Location: North Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.24.2014

Oct 27 @ 2:03 AM ET
I think you missed the point that he didn't read it either
- VANTEL



Regs here are like suppositories, you have to shove them up yer ass and they aren't much good for you. You haven't had an original thought since I've been frequenting this place.
Redmile247
Calgary Flames
Joined: 03.17.2013

Oct 27 @ 2:04 AM ET
Well considering those stats were of the team's even strength ice time......no.
- golfingsince


Bingo
WhiteLie
Referee
Location: When youre 7 pages behind Dont bother catching up, you will never get that time back - Codes1087
Joined: 07.26.2010

Oct 27 @ 2:05 AM ET
So 91% of the time was the blender of plugs
- Nuck4U


Actually its a percentage of the team's lines over all the even strength ice time played.

Sedins and Louie account for 20.78%
Sutter-Hansen-Granlund account for 18.96%
Burrows-Gaunce-Doreset account for 6.93% mostly because of consistency
Redmile247
Calgary Flames
Joined: 03.17.2013

Oct 27 @ 2:06 AM ET
I don't really care if they play him 12-15 minutes a night here. It's the press box that's worrisome.

I'd much rather him go down for 10-20 games and re-evaluate than have him wear a suit on game nights.

- golfingsince


Totally agree
WhiteLie
Referee
Location: When youre 7 pages behind Dont bother catching up, you will never get that time back - Codes1087
Joined: 07.26.2010

Oct 27 @ 2:07 AM ET
Seems like he is getting a fair shake linemate wise but is he getting the shaft when the bench is shortened ? Pp time ?
- Redmile247


He doesn't do special teams. I'd like him to learn that in the AHL, get in all scenarios
PuckShack
Vancouver Canucks
Location: North Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.24.2014

Oct 27 @ 2:07 AM ET
I eat kale
- golfingsince


Lol, awesome!
golfingsince
Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011

Oct 27 @ 2:08 AM ET
This Vantel/PuckShack feud is more entertaining then most of our games this year.
WhiteLie
Referee
Location: When youre 7 pages behind Dont bother catching up, you will never get that time back - Codes1087
Joined: 07.26.2010

Oct 27 @ 2:09 AM ET
Dude get off gluten, carbs and sugar. (sugars are carbs but what the feck).

Trust me, you'll think less like VANTEL.

- PuckShack



But gluten holds your kneecaps together!

https://youtu.be/iCpPQl4wr5c?t=1m26s
PuckShack
Vancouver Canucks
Location: North Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.24.2014

Oct 27 @ 2:09 AM ET
He doesn't do special teams. I'd like him to learn that in the AHL, get in all scenarios
- WhiteLie



He's not feckin' retarded. He skates well and is a big body, he did it in Junior and can adapt to the NHL. You don't need to go to the AHL to learn how to play the PK...FFS.
Nuck4U
Vancouver Canucks
Location: NY
Joined: 10.12.2016

Oct 27 @ 2:11 AM ET
Agreed, the interview indicated not entitlement but frustration. Jake is a kid that needs to SKATE to be effective. Fast twitch muscles sittin on a bench=poop performance.
- PuckShack



Yup.... plus Golfing he's not in the press box now he's on a short leash blender spinning his wheels with players he can't develop chemistry with and not knowing how to perform.... it's frustrating to watch
A_SteamingLombardi
Location: Systemic failure / Slurptastic
Joined: 10.12.2008

Oct 27 @ 2:12 AM ET
This Vantel/PuckShack feud is more entertaining then most of our games this year.
- golfingsince



More contact anyway.
PuckShack
Vancouver Canucks
Location: North Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.24.2014

Oct 27 @ 2:13 AM ET
This Vantel/PuckShack feud is more entertaining then most of our games this year.
- golfingsince


Not a feud, just taking an arrogant twat down a peg. New posters aren't stupid. History of the board is irrelevant and an arrogant twat who doesn't read others posts (because they are new or because the post is long) should not be held in esteem.

VANTEL is a valued member but being an areshole is not cool.
Nuck4U
Vancouver Canucks
Location: NY
Joined: 10.12.2016

Oct 27 @ 2:13 AM ET
He's not feckin' retarded. He skates well and is a big body, he did it in Junior and can adapt to the NHL. You don't need to go to the AHL to learn how to play the PK...FFS.
- PuckShack


WhiteLie
Referee
Location: When youre 7 pages behind Dont bother catching up, you will never get that time back - Codes1087
Joined: 07.26.2010

Oct 27 @ 2:13 AM ET
He's not feckin' retarded. He skates well and is a big body, he did it in Junior and can adapt to the NHL. You don't need to go to the AHL to learn how to play the PK...FFS.
- PuckShack


He gets lost pretty easily out there. His hockey IQ is lowwwwwww, been a knock on him since draft day. If it was so easy, he probably be on it right now. His ice time totals are low because despite being one of the faster and bigger bodies on the team, he can't do it. Hell even Etem did some PK work last year
Redmile247
Calgary Flames
Joined: 03.17.2013

Oct 27 @ 2:14 AM ET
He doesn't do special teams. I'd like him to learn that in the AHL, get in all scenarios
- WhiteLie


It doesn't help when his linemates are on either the pp or pk ...he is the odd man out then missing turns
A_SteamingLombardi
Location: Systemic failure / Slurptastic
Joined: 10.12.2008

Oct 27 @ 2:16 AM ET
Not a feud, just taking an arrogant twat down a peg. New posters aren't stupid. History of the board is irrelevant and an arrogant twat who doesn't read others posts (because they are new or because the post is long) should not be held in esteem.

VANTEL is a valued member but being an areshole is not cool.

- PuckShack

I didn't realize we had to read every post, I'm not reading any of that Flames crap.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Oct 27 @ 2:16 AM ET


More contact anyway.

- A_SteamingLombardi

I am not arguing at all. In fact I am waiting for his next take on JV . Excited with anticipation.


I hope this time it gets more in depth .
golfingsince
Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011

Oct 27 @ 2:19 AM ET


More contact anyway.

- A_SteamingLombardi

VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Oct 27 @ 2:19 AM ET
Not a feud, just taking an arrogant twat down a peg. New posters aren't stupid. History of the board is irrelevant and an arrogant twat who doesn't read others posts (because they are new or because the post is long) should not be held in esteem.

VANTEL is a valued member but being an areshole is not cool.

- PuckShack

Yes everyone here is hanging on to your insight.

Shunk ass , twat , and areshole. You do have a way around the lower regions but keep it going . Good job.
WhiteLie
Referee
Location: When youre 7 pages behind Dont bother catching up, you will never get that time back - Codes1087
Joined: 07.26.2010

Oct 27 @ 2:20 AM ET
It doesn't help when his linemates are on either the pp or pk ...he is the odd man out then missing turns
- Redmile247


I dunno if that has anything to do with it, he just isn't on either of those teams. Willie throws out usually a mix of the 3rd line after PP's and that would usually be Virtanen. Just comparing his total ice times to Granlund, Bo or whomever else is tainted because he doesn't do special teams, so he sits a lot in penalty filled games

EDIT: which I realize is kinda what you were saying, he misses shifts whenever penalties are called
PuckShack
Vancouver Canucks
Location: North Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.24.2014

Oct 27 @ 2:20 AM ET
He gets lost pretty easily out there. His hockey IQ is lowwwwwww, been a knock on him since draft day. If it was so easy, he probably be on it right now. His ice time totals are low because despite being one of the faster and bigger bodies on the team, he can't do it. Hell even Etem did some PK work last year
- WhiteLie


As I posted (in apparently a too long post for ADHD fans), Jake is a North/Player. At this point. That does not lend itself to PK. At this point he shouldn't be a PK player.

Listen to what Willess D wants from Bo. To be a defensive specialist? Have you seen this team? He's the best offensive center on the team, that includes Henrik!

Virtanen needs to be cultivated for what he is, not what you want him to be.
Redmile247
Calgary Flames
Joined: 03.17.2013

Oct 27 @ 2:20 AM ET
I am not arguing at all. In fact I am waiting for his next take on JV . Excited with anticipation.


I hope this time it gets more in depth .

- VANTEL


Act 4, scene 3 JV is not a fecking retard
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