I would make the best GM.

Step 1) Turn team into poop
step 2) Draft high for 2-4 years
Step 3) Sign Stamkos
- blarneylad

Hello Mr. Shanahan.

Sorry about Stamkos, btw.

4-2 Bolts

4-2 Bolts
- Pecafan Fan

yeah...(frank)ing female dogop

4-2 Bolts
- Pecafan Fan

Nice!

I told mine this morning, just because you have cheques left, that doesn't mean there's money in the account.

- pete26

lol she still uses cheques

4-2 Bolts
- Pecafan Fan

Going to find out of Drouin os going be a female dog agaisnt Montreal

Going to find out of Drouin os going be a female dog agaisnt Montreal
- Fredo

Of course he will.

Of course he will.
- Pecafan Fan

he can go (frank) himself

he can go (frank) himself
- DoubleDown

They all can really, especially that f'ing goalie of theirs.

How does one get to be that?
- pete26

The answer is found inside a well used watermelon bong. So much critical thinking it gets absorbed by osmosis... plants, huh.

The answer is found inside a well used watermelon bong. So much critical thinking it gets absorbed by osmosis... plants, huh.
- nords21

This is deep.

hey

hey
- mr.peanut

Hey man, I don't think I take the time enough to let you know what a great guy you are and how much I appreciate you.

Hey man, I don't think I take the time enough to let you know what a great guy you are and how much I appreciate you.
- dt99999

he's a (frank)ing sewer rat

he's a (frank)ing sewer rat
- DoubleDown

bro!

Hey man, I don't think I take the time enough to let you know what a great guy you are and how much I appreciate you.
- dt99999

Thank you, this means so much

Thank you, this means so much
- mr.peanut

Don't pay attention to Adam, he doesn't understand the unbreakable bond we forged when we saved Julia from Indian gang rape

Don't pay attention to Adam, he doesn't understand the unbreakable bond we forged when we saved Julia from Indian gang rape
- dt99999

I almost never do. And he could never understand.

Don't pay attention to Adam, he doesn't understand the unbreakable bond we forged when we saved Julia from Indian gang rape
- dt99999

Crims is Julia in the real world?

Crims is Julia in the real world?
- habs12

I'm pretty sure they would have let Crims have it.

I'm pretty sure they would have let Crims have it.
- golfingsince

i know i would

Hello Mr. Shanahan.

Sorry about Stamkos, btw.
- Pecafan Fan

Joke is on you, Tavares is coming home 2018

Joke is on you, Tavares is coming home 2018
- blarneylad

and Matthews will leave for PHX in 2023?


GO! HABS GO!

i know i would
- DoubleDown

That would make Ken happy.

That would make Ken happy.
- golfingsince

I found a legit shawarma place today in the hammer. Not some dirtbag poop chain that cooks the chicken on the flattop, but uses a spit. Nothing is gonna ruin this. Another Leaf loss? Probably. But A&W will add another 2-3 pts so not all bad.