Bold statement.

After some completely-sane Instagram creeping on the sh!tter earlier, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that Beauvillier's GF gets a resounding "would" as well:




- eichiefs9

Have

These debates have been A plus television. The Romney-Obama debates were a snoozefest.
- tomburton99

Calling the 2 first meetings 'debates' is really pushing it. Trump's level of bad behaviour just made it embarrassing imo.

Have
- rangerdanger94

Did she tell you that you were hung like a Bic lighter

Have
- rangerdanger94

pro athlete with a hot GF?

shocking

pro athlete with a hot GF?

shocking
- NYRangers1124

Cam Talbot's wife looks like she could be a Lane Bryant model

Cam Talbot's wife looks like she could be a Lane Bryant model
- eichiefs9

That's cold.

That's cold.
- tomburton99

Did she tell you that you were hung like a Bic lighter
- eichiefs9

- rangerdanger94

Yes, like that.

Yes, like that.
- eichiefs9

Micropenis is so misunderstood

Micropenis is so misunderstood
- rangerdanger94

That's why Lesser Matt's fat GF won't move in with him

That's why Lesser Matt's fat GF won't move in with him
- eichiefs9

To be fair, whale thighs on a chick and a small Richard on a dude is going to spell relationship disaster.

Like trying to use a coffee stirrer to drink a milkshake.

To be fair, whale thighs on a chick and a small Richard on a dude is going to spell relationship disaster.

Like trying to use a coffee stirrer to drink a milkshake.
- Mr.Bobby

You talking from personal experience, jabroni?

That's why Lesser Matt's fat GF won't move in with him
- eichiefs9

Says the guy who knows what Lane Bryant is. I had to google it

Says the guy who knows what Lane Bryant is. I had to google it
- mdw7413

"Googling" it means you used the internet to search, not searched through your GF's underwear drawer

You talking from personal experience, jabroni?
- rangerdanger94

No. I learned long ago to bang short skinny girls to give my self esteem a boost.

I know this is the wrong site, but this had me cracking up...from Todd Bowles:NY Jets Coach. "We're going with Geno Smith this week, he gives us the best chance to win."

No. I learned long ago to bang short skinny girls to give my self esteem a boost.
- Mr.Bobby

A toilet paper roll does not qualify as "short skinny girl"

A toilet paper roll does not qualify as "short skinny girl"
- rangerdanger94

A toilet paper roll does not qualify as "short skinny girl"
- rangerdanger94

Makes me feel massive. Just need to pretend it's a paper towel roll instead.

I know this is the wrong site, but this had me cracking up...from Todd Bowles:NY Jets Coach. "We're going with Geno Smith this week, he gives us the best chance to win."
- B2B76

The thing that gives the Jets the best chance at a win, is a meteor striking the other teams hotel.

The thing that gives the Jets the best chance at a win, is a meteor striking the other teams hotel.
- mdw7413

They need to just mega suck & end up 3-13 & actually get a top 3 pick.

They need to just mega suck & end up 3-13 & actually get a top 3 pick.
- B2B76

Somehow they'll draft Vernon Gholston again

They need to just mega suck & end up 3-13 & actually get a top 3 pick.
- B2B76

As of right now I agree. They are a hot mess. Just don't draft another Sanchez