what about cock beards
- DDM-Coga

Also acceptable but requires more shampoo.

Reveen is just peanut butter and jelly because he and the rest of the Morely folk, can't grow facial hair.
- leonkennedy

Kicks you right in the feels...

* strokes cock and gives Reveen a really gay look*
- Wildschwein

this is more accurate

what about cock beards
- DDM-Coga

I have a cock fu manchu

Reveen is just peanut butter and jelly because he and the rest of the Morely folk, can't grow facial hair.
- leonkennedy

I've had a goatee since I was 13

I've had a goatee since I was 13
- Reveen.

Uncle Mikes goatee on your chin when you were 13 isn't the same thing.

I've had a goatee since I was 13
- Reveen.

Going face deep in a mans lap isn't a goatee.

Uncle Mikes goatee on your chin when you were 13 isn't the same thing.
- leonkennedy

(frank) it appears our ginger friend beat me to the punch here.

What are the odds that I get to go to Vegas?
- Wildschwein

I'm headed there next month.

Going face deep in a mans lap isn't a goatee.
- Mr.Bobby

but going face deep into a woman's 70's bush is

but going face deep into a woman's 70's bush is
- Reveen.

this is more accurate
- Reveen.

Admit it. You're flattered.

I'm headed there next month.
- PepinoPamplemousse

Any specific big plans? Or just getting completely hammered and winging it?

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Yak on the first line...

Yak on the first line...
- dghill

Hopefully McDavid and company rip him a new bumhole and burn his line for a few goals.

Yak on the first line...
- dghill

I hate him so much.

I hate him so much.
- laughs2907

Afternoon Laughs.

So do I.

I hate him so much.
- laughs2907

As much as I hated Yak as a player I know he would have lit it up playing with McDavid

Admit it. You're flattered.
- Wildschwein

not even a little

Afternoon Laughs.

So do I.
- Wildschwein

Good day, you magnificent swine you.

not even a little
- Reveen.

Well you should be.

As much as I hated Yak as a player I know he would have lit it up playing with McDavid
- Reveen.

D-listers Fleshlight Line.

Good day, you magnificent swine you.
- laughs2907

Not feeling very magnificent I'm afraid. Have any sure fire Newfoundlander hangover cures you'd care to share?

Not feeling very magnificent I'm afraid. Have any sure fire Newfoundlander hangover cures you'd care to share?
- Wildschwein

Not feeling very magnificent I'm afraid. Have any sure fire Newfoundlander hangover cures you'd care to share?
- Wildschwein

Water is the most common cure I'd say... Having sex with a cod fish is up there too.