They'll have to get through Team Papua New Guinea first
- Streit2ThePoint

Is that where you are going to retire to?

Konecny is already at 185 lbs, at 5'9"-5'10"....players don't just keep gaining muscle and weight infinitely unless they're Morin, who is up to 700 lbs I think now. That's probably Konecny's optimal playing weight and he looks jacked. If he doesn't make the Flyers, it won't be because he's not physically ready IMHO! Based on weight alone, Johnny Gaudreau should be ready for the NHL by the time he is age 48.
- Mononoke

Great, it's 8:42 AM and I spit coffee all over my keyboard laughing. I hope you're happy.

Is that where you are going to retire to?
- dragonoffrost

I will be playing until I am 75

I will be playing until I am 75
- Streit2ThePoint

So you are Jaromir Jagr?

So you are Jaromir Jagr?
- jmatchett383

Great, it's 8:42 AM and I spit coffee all over my keyboard laughing. I hope you're happy.
- jmatchett383

Morin is still growing, he will top out at 12 feet and 1250 lbs. in his first game he will kill every opposing player with legal checks and he will then go on to defeat ISIS, Putin and the great Cthulu!

All hail and make obeisance to the Great Morin

Morin is still growing, he will top out at 12 feet and 1250 lbs. in his first game he will kill every opposing player with legal checks and he will then go on to defeat ISIS, Putin and the great Cthulu!

All hail and make obeisance to the Great Morin
- BiggE

At 12 ft and 1250 lbs, how much ice do you think he could cover in square footage?

Morin is still growing, he will top out at 12 feet and 1250 lbs. in his first game he will kill every opposing player with legal checks and he will then go on to defeat ISIS, Putin and the great Cthulu!

All hail and make obeisance to the Great Morin
- BiggE

In other words, he'll be Shea Weber lite?

Except for the defeating ISIS part. Weber needs to focus on his conquest of Northumbria and Wessex. His playoff beard is currently building him a fleet of longboats.

In other words, he'll be Shea Weber lite?

Except for the defeating ISIS part. Weber needs to focus on his conquest of Northumbria and Wessex. His playoff beard is currently building him a fleet of longboats.
- jmatchett383

Pretty much, won't know for sure til the beard grows in

Pretty much, won't know for sure til the beard grows in
- BiggE

Word on the street is that Cthulu thinks little of Sam Morin until he ascends Mount Olympus and grows a full-on Zeus beard. Mean Gene reported last night that Cthulu mocked Morin, saying, "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

Edit: I don't know how I feel about Pronger, I mean, Morin, throwing "legal" body checks.

Also, anyone going down to camp tomorrow? Assuming my daughter is feeling better, I will be down there in the morning.

- Streit2ThePoint

lol!

He won't laugh at that. He should, but he won't.

lol!

He won't laugh at that. He should, but he won't.
- Scoob

I did and I knew you would

Also, anyone going down to camp tomorrow? Assuming my daughter is feeling better, I will be down there in the morning.
- jmatchett383

I'm debating it. It depends on how I feel in the morning. I am contemplating an AC trip tonight after work.