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Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 19 @ 8:22 PM ET
The piglet wasn't even born when that happened. Don't take his word for it.
- leonkennedy


Older than Hockeyman but nowhere near as old as Iggy, and yet still old enough to regret the day those filthy frogs chose not to leave the nest.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 19 @ 8:24 PM ET
T'was all a lie. My Richard is actually 14 inches.
- Wildschwein


I figured with the exchange rate I rounded down to 5"
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 19 @ 8:26 PM ET
I figured with the exchange rate I rounded down to 5"
- mdw7413


No, no, no. It is a conversion not an exchange. The number you're looking for is 13.56 centimetres.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 19 @ 8:30 PM ET
No, no, no. It is a conversion not an exchange. The number you're looking for is 13.56 centimetres.
- Wildschwein


Communist.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 19 @ 8:33 PM ET
No, no, no. It is a conversion not an exchange. The number you're looking for is 13.56 centimetres.
- Wildschwein


I know nothing of this bizarre measurement of centimeters.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 19 @ 8:38 PM ET
I know nothing of this bizarre measurement of centimeters.
- mdw7413



It's part of a conspiracy to steal your underwear
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 19 @ 8:40 PM ET
Communist.
- smellmyfinger


More of a fascist really.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 19 @ 8:40 PM ET
It's part of a conspiracy to steal your underwear
- smellmyfinger


He sends them to me regularly. No conspiracy required.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 19 @ 8:51 PM ET
It's part of a conspiracy to steal your underwear
- smellmyfinger


Albertans..

Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 19 @ 8:55 PM ET
Albertans..


- mdw7413


Step:2 would be sniffing you (frank)ing philistine.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 19 @ 8:58 PM ET
Step:2 would be sniffing you (frank)ing philistine.
- Wildschwein




I remember back in the day HBO used to have a show called Real Sex. One episode was a girl who sold her underwear and would make a concoction using the liquid from a tuna can and put it in the underwear.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 19 @ 9:04 PM ET


I remember back in the day HBO used to have a show called Real Sex. One episode was a girl who sold her underwear and would make a concoction using the liquid from a tuna can and put it in the underwear.

- mdw7413


mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 19 @ 9:13 PM ET

- Wildschwein


Exactly
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Sep 19 @ 11:42 PM ET
Older than Hockeyman but nowhere near as old as Iggy, and yet still old enough to regret the day those filthy frogs chose not to leave the nest.
- Wildschwein

Hmmmmmmmm you're alright piglet. You're alright.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 19 @ 11:43 PM ET
And delivers a baby for a pregnant lady in a commercial break. Come on, he is McJesus.

In an unrelated story. NHL announces newborns count as a full price adult ticket.

- leonkennedy


Rightfully so... Those smelly, noisy little sh1theads :D
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Sep 19 @ 11:43 PM ET

Exactly

- mdw7413

How many did you buy?
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 19 @ 11:46 PM ET
Sperm shortage in New Zealand... https://www.theguardian.c...come-a-continuous-drought

#d1cksoutfornewzealand
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Sep 20 @ 12:08 AM ET
Rightfully so... Those smelly, noisy little sh1theads :D
- laughs2907

Damn straight good sir. Those little (frank)ers ruin enough lives. Don't need them ruining what could be a nice experience at an NHL game.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 20 @ 12:08 AM ET
Sperm shortage in New Zealand... https://www.theguardian.c...come-a-continuous-drought

#d1cksoutfornewzealand

- laughs2907



Google Paul Combetta right now. You will be pleased with what pops up.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 20 @ 1:45 AM ET
Google Paul Combetta right now. You will be pleased with what pops up.
- smellmyfinger


Hahaha so the guy who deleted Hillary's emails asked Reddit users for tips on how to destroy evidence... This keeps getting more and more embarrassing.

That numpty will probably go missing now btw haha
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 20 @ 1:49 AM ET
Damn straight good sir. Those little (frank)ers ruin enough lives. Don't need them ruining what could be a nice experience at an NHL game.
- leonkennedy


It's true... And it's stupid to bring babies to games anyway. They're probably crying or sh1tting themselves... People paying $200 a ticket to sit next to a situation like that... I'd be in favour of an age limit for attending games. Age 5+... Bada Boom Bada Bing...
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 20 @ 4:43 AM ET
Google Paul Combetta right now. You will be pleased with what pops up.
- smellmyfinger


Oh... I heard that Amazon is coming out with a video streaming service to challenge Youtube... I heard Facebook is as well, but I'm sure they'll censor the (frank) out of that.

In my videos, I'm going to create new swear words, so they can't demonetize. Circumvention, baby! Circumvention!!
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 20 @ 8:50 AM ET
How many did you buy?
- leonkennedy


To wear or smell?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 20 @ 8:51 AM ET
To wear or smell?
- mdw7413


Both?
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Sep 20 @ 8:51 AM ET
And needsmorehorcoff, jb, oildumb and ihatebrianburke!
- Iggysbff

I feel so sorry for anyone that knows you in your personal life. I say wife and kids and co-workers because with your people skills you clearly don't have friends. Hopefully you take out all of your misplaced aggression on here, but I'm betting more than likely that your family are victims of domestic violence. Keep it up there cool guy
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