What an absolute (frank)ing mess of a person
- lumlums

Unreal

I know there's a little thumbnail of him, but I can't help but picturing these words written by a guy who looks more like this:


- 1979AD

I know there's a little thumbnail of him, but I can't help but picturing these words written by a guy who looks more like this:


- 1979AD

But for Garf's "triple D", all three D's would stand for "denim"...

Lehner is 6'%" and Bishop is 6'7".
- Garth


- ShayneCorsi

He actually updated it.

"Lehner is nearly 6'6" while standing in flip flops and Bishop is 6'7""

edit: is that true that all goalies but Bishop and Lehner need to use the new smaller equipment this coming year?

- Aetherial

Jenner is a good player, I like him.

Glad his skull wasn't crushed

But for Garf's "triple D", all three D's would stand for "denim"...
- lumlums

wienerhead, douchbag and denim

He actually updated it.

"Lehner is nearly 6'6" while standing in flip flops and Bishop is 6'7""

edit: is that true that all goalies but Bishop and Lehner need to use the new smaller equipment this coming year?
- 1979AD

He actually updated it.

"Lehner is nearly 6'6" while standing in flip flops and Bishop is 6'7""

edit: is that true that all goalies but Bishop and Lehner need to use the new smaller equipment this coming year?
- 1979AD

I wonder how tall Bishop is in flip flops.

Oh

My


God

Sabres fans haven't seen a goalie as salty and pissed off as Lehner since Tom Barrasso ruled the Buffalo four by six back in the 1980s.

If you piss him off, Lehner will fight you. At 6'5" and 240 pounds, Lehner is like an MMA fighter covered in padding. If you mess with him or his teammates, he will wreck your world.

Poor Ben Scrivens will have to feel the wrath of Lehner next season.

Earlier this season, Columbus Blue Jax Boone Jenner and Jack Johnson were so lucky that Lehner didn't crush their skulls with his fists of fury after Zach Bogosian was back stabbed with a greasy, illegal hit from behind. There is no doubt in my mid that Lehner will be looking for Jenner and Johnson for a little trip down memory lane next season.




- burn

WTF does that even mean....are goalies allowed to bodycheck and use MMA skills now? Probably because of the smaller equipment???


I thought this guy only splooged all over Eichel? Guess I have to start making a Buffalo team photo in jorts with all the player's balls hanging in Garf's mouth.

Buffalo Teabaggers.

Robin "skull crusher" lehner

You know what's funny about Tanner?

Once you realize that he really doesn't believe a lot of what he types, and there is no sense arguing with him because he has no interest in the facts and really is trolling,

then he actually becomes an entertaining blogger.
- Aetherial

It's the poop that he does believe - analytics, Gardiner>Weber, Forrest Gump sucking, that makes him unbearable.

wienerhead, douchbag and denim
- burn

I wonder how tall Bishop is in flip flops.
- bixll

Not sure, but Jhonas Enroth is 6'4 when he wears these bad boys.

Not sure, but Jhonas Enroth is 6'4 when he wears these bad boys.



- 1979AD

Wonder if you can put blades on these.

WTF does that even mean....are goalies allowed to bodycheck and use MMA skills now? Probably because of the smaller equipment???


I thought this guy only splooged all over Eichel? Guess I have to start making a Buffalo team photo in jorts with all the player's balls hanging in Garf's mouth.

Buffalo Teabaggers.
- underhill14

I think it means my dad can beat up your dad

Jenner is a good player, I like him.

Glad his skull wasn't crushed
- burn

I'm a pretty sensitive guy. I get a little frightened when I hear about marauding titan goaltenders.

It's the poop that he does believe - analytics, Gardiner>Weber, Forrest Gump sucking, that makes him unbearable.
- H8terade

I am not sure he actually believes any of that.

It is all a big troll to get hits.

If you had read the post before, I stated that if we could lose the last remaining dead weight....Lupul, Michalek, Holland and Greening....that this would be the line up.

Since we probably can't, I'm assuming it goes something like this:

JVR, Kadri, Marner
Komarov, Bozak, Brown
Greening/Lupul, Matthews, Nylander
Michalek, Laich, Martin

(Holland will go to the AHL)

When Lupul goes down, if he plays, I could see Greening moving up to play with Matthews and Nylander. Nylander made him look good last year and he can play protector on that line.
- underhill14

Holland would need to clears waivers. Leivo too. And I'm sure we will find a lot of teams to trade those "vets" to. Lupul the human band aid. And michalek getti fourth line minutes on a bad team and greening riding the bench. I'm sure they will be lining up to give us drafts picks for those guys!!

Chris Nichols ‏@NicholsOnHockey

Dorion doing due diligence on possible PTOs for #Sens. 'Very confident' in team's chances to make playoffs.


proven winner ‏@YakovMironov proven winner Retweeted Chris Nichols

John Hinckley was very confident he could impress Jodie Foster

I wonder how tall Bishop is in flip flops.
- bixll

Plus by location and day.


I hear that everybody gains 3 inches in height and 20lb of muscle on Thursdays in Owen Sound...

I'm a pretty sensitive guy. I get a little frightened when I hear about marauding titan goaltenders.
- Aetherial

Viking Berserker

Chris Nichols ‏@NicholsOnHockey

Dorion doing due diligence on possible PTOs for #Sens. 'Very confident' in team's chances to make playoffs.


proven winner ‏@YakovMironov proven winner Retweeted Chris Nichols

John Hinckley was very confident he could impress Jodie Foster




- lumlums

Spatso?

Spatso?
- burn

Definitely not.


Chris Nichols has a job

Plus by location and day.


I hear that everybody gains 3 inches in height and 20lb of muscle on Thursdays in Owen Sound...
- lumlums

Listen, take Marner there on Thursday will ya..

Garth's corner should be named Garth's Octagon (sponsored by some kind of company who makes incredibly detailed but ugly t-shirts that are worm almost exclusively by middle-aged men who still try to act like they're 23)