Is it still rape if the victim is an inanimate object?
- Wildschwein

I heard my couch screaming.

Never a dull moment in the North my Yankee friend.
- Wildschwein

Iggy passed through the place where shooter and I live and he was too scared to stop in for a beer.

I don't think their talking hockey in here anymore friend, back away very slowly and don't make eye contact...
- Flamin_Irishmin

Iggy passed through the place where shooter and I live and he was too scared to stop in for a beer.
- LittleRickyV2

Afraid of a Deliverance style occurrence was he?

You and Shooter are in the same town?

I heard my couch screaming.
- mdw7413

My wife does the same thing now and again.

The words of head cleric Brother MaxBone say it best:

"Pray to an idol of the holy foundation of Hjalmarsson and Karlsson (the Yin and Yang). With their holy blessings, you shall be enabled to ascend the pillars (of Klefbom, Hedman, and Lindholm) back into the light of our saviour, Larsson (praise be unto him)".
- Wildschwein

It's beautiful

That was laughs talking about the enormous dog junk. My dog is a rapist. Get it straight.
- mdw7413

EXCUSE ME!!! You mean turtle!

EXCUSE ME!!! You mean turtle!
- laughs2907

My apologies.. The turtle with the enormous junk.

My wife does the same thing now and again.
- Wildschwein

You're married??

I don't know if Zuccarello could get laid holding a fist full of hundreds in a whore house. He is one ugly midget
- mdw7413

This guy got action, pretty sure Zucc and his big wallet have no problems

This guy got action, pretty sure Zucc and his big wallet have no problems
- Garnie

Ricci the ugliest human alive.

You're married??
- mdw7413

Hey I'm as shocked as you are.

Hey I'm as shocked as you are.
- Wildschwein

That was laughs talking about the enormous dog junk. My dog is a rapist. Get it straight.
- mdw7413

Actually my lab when he was was a young lad (he's going on 17 now!) used to do the same thing until we got him neutered , so I found the pillow humping thing very hilarious and brought back a bunch of memories!!

Actually my lab when he was was a young lad (he's going on 17 now!) used to do the same thing until we got him neutered , so I found the pillow humping thing very hilarious and brought back a bunch of memories!!
- Flamin_Irishmin

Damn, thats awesome. Hopefully many years ahead for him.

Lucic-McDavid-Yak
Pouliot-RNH-Ebs
Maroon-Draisaitl-Versteeg
Hendricks-Cagg/Letetsu-Kassian

Pulj in the AHL or as the 13th forward

Book it.

Lucic-McDavid-Yak
Pouliot-RNH-Ebs
Maroon-Draisaitl-Versteeg
Hendricks-Cagg/Letetsu-Kassian

Pulj in the AHL or as the 13th forward

Book it.
- EdmHockeyMan

Maybe they need to hire you as assistant coach, you really can't frank things up anymore than they are now...

Damn, thats awesome. Hopefully many years ahead for him.
- mdw7413

Unfortunately it's month to month now, he happy as all get out but he's on a bunch of meds. I'm going to be destroyed when he passes, cross that bridge when I get to it I guess...

Lucic-McDavid-Yak
Pouliot-RNH-Ebs
Maroon-Draisaitl-Versteeg
Hendricks-Cagg/Letetsu-Kassian

Pulj in the AHL or as the 13th forward

Book it.
- EdmHockeyMan

I don't care if this increases Yakupov's trade value or not, I'd rather Ebs on the top line.

The words of head cleric Brother MaxBone say it best:

"Pray to an idol of the holy foundation of Hjalmarsson and Karlsson (the Yin and Yang). With their holy blessings, you shall be enabled to ascend the pillars (of Klefbom, Hedman, and Lindholm) back into the light of our saviour, Larsson (praise be unto him)".
- Wildschwein

You guys were saying exactly the same thing about Sekera in 2015, going off about how he was going to be the saviour of your defence and linchpin to set your D strait. Talks of challenging for the cup and all that jazz. How'd that work out for ya? I'm not rubbing anything in just telling some of the posters on this site to temper your expectations in the beginning.

You guys were saying exactly the same thing about Sekera in 2015, going off about how he was going to be the saviour of your defence and linchpin to set your D strait. Talks of challenging for the cup and all that jazz. How'd that work out for ya? I'm not rubbing anything in just telling some of the posters on this site to temper your expectations in the beginning.
- Flamin_Irishmin

Do you see exactly who it was that was claiming they were gonna compete for a Cup around here now? If not, carry your opinions off elsewhere; if you do, don't bother the rest of us with your inane noise. I don't need to hear that I was saying they'd be a Cup contender when I've very clearly never thought that. I'm sure the same goes for everyone else currently here.

Maybe they need to hire you as assistant coach, you really can't frank things up anymore than they are now...
- Flamin_Irishmin

You guys were saying exactly the same thing about Sekera in 2015, going off about how he was going to be the saviour of your defence and linchpin to set your D strait. Talks of challenging for the cup and all that jazz. How'd that work out for ya? I'm not rubbing anything in just telling some of the posters on this site to temper your expectations in the beginning.
- Flamin_Irishmin

lol "challenging" for the cup? Are you serious? With Larsson here, the cup is a guarantee.

You guys were saying exactly the same thing about Sekera in 2015, going off about how he was going to be the saviour of your defence and linchpin to set your D strait. Talks of challenging for the cup and all that jazz. How'd that work out for ya? I'm not rubbing anything in just telling some of the posters on this site to temper your expectations in the beginning.
- Flamin_Irishmin

Ummmm, he did a great job this season if you didn't notice... especially considering how many different line mates he had to play with due to injuries.

Nobody was gloating about how he was the savior. What we definitely knew was that we got a slightly better Left-handed version of Petry and has more NHL experience and playoff experience in comparison.

lol "challenging" for the cup? Are you serious? With Larsson here, the cup is a guarantee.
- laughs2907