I might have known. Wonder if his name sake is half the horn dog he is.
- Wildschwein

I don't know if Zuccarello could get laid holding a fist full of hundreds in a whore house. He is one ugly midget

I don't know if Zuccarello could get laid holding a fist full of hundreds in a whore house. He is one ugly midget
- mdw7413

Which is weird because the vast majority of women in Norway are huge and beautiful. Dude might still have his cherry when you think about it.

You can borrow my dog.
- mdw7413

Probably not the sort of humping that would make him feel better I'm afraid.

Did they make a sling for it?
- mdw7413

Naw, they just let it drag

Pass on Versteeg, his best days are behind him. After a few of his neutral zone turnovers lead to goals he will end up in the press box. Let one of the kids have his spot.

Which is weird because the vast majority of women in Norway are huge and beautiful. Dude might still have his cherry when you think about it.
- Wildschwein

One thing I'm amazed at is you get a puppy and any chick will talk to you. I met neighbors I didn't know existed for the last 10 years.

Naw, they just let it drag
- laughs2907

I hope he didn't run on asphalt. Be like dragging a sausage behind your car.

One thing I'm amazed at is you get a puppy and any chick will talk to you. I met neighbors I didn't know existed for the last 10 years.
- mdw7413

Very true. I had more beautiful women approach me in the 2 weeks after I got my dog than in 10 years prior. Fool proof lady bait.

I hope he didn't run on asphalt. Be like dragging a sausage behind your car.
- mdw7413

Very true. I had more beautiful women approach me in the 2 weeks after I got my dog than in 10 years prior. Fool proof lady bait.
- Wildschwein

Until they saw the horror story that is your bed sheets.

Until they saw the horror story that is your bed sheets.


- mdw7413

I bought new ones for (frank) sakes. Even washed them a time or two since.

I bought new ones for (frank) sakes. Even washed them a time or two since.
- Wildschwein

I still have no idea what happened, and I'm not sure I want to know. Funny though, like 2 days after you wrote that my dog lost a tooth over night and there was a huge bloodstain on my duvet.

I still have no idea what happened, and I'm not sure I want to know. Funny though, like 2 days after you wrote that my dog lost a tooth over night and there was a huge bloodstain on my duvet.
- mdw7413

Well I won't go into specifics, but a knife and a specific type of oil were involved.

Well I won't go into specifics, but a knife and a specific type of oil were involved.
- Wildschwein

Remind me not to get in touch with you if I am ever in Alberta.

So, Hall was a bad locker guy, cause he was too outspoken...or cared too much. But Versteeg and Kassian are AOK.

Hope these guys bad habits don't rub off on any of the young talent.

Remind me not to get in touch with you if I am ever in Alberta.
- mdw7413

Never a dull moment in the North my Yankee friend.

So, Hall was a bad locker guy, cause he was too outspoken...or cared too much. But Versteeg and Kassian are AOK.

Hope these guys bad habits don't rub off on any of the young talent.
- moondawg

I don't think their talking hockey in here anymore friend, back away very slowly and don't make eye contact...

So, Hall was a bad locker guy, cause he was too outspoken...or cared too much. But Versteeg and Kassian are AOK.

Hope these guys bad habits don't rub off on any of the young talent.
- moondawg

That was all speculation. More like Hall was traded because he was the Oiler Jersey wanted for Larsson. Nothing more.

I don't think their talking hockey in here anymore friend, back away very slowly and don't make eye contact...
- Flamin_Irishmin

Until October rolls around the hockey talk can be a bit hit or miss.

That was all speculation. More like Hall was traded because he was the Oiler Jersey wanted for Larsson. Nothing more.
- Wildschwein

Larsson the Great

Until October rolls around the hockey talk can be a bit hit or miss.
- Wildschwein

No I know, I'm just teasing a bit, but you have to admit, you and Goofy and all this talk about dog shlongs, I'm a bit worried for you two...

Larsson the Great
- laughs2907

The words of head cleric Brother MaxBone say it best:

"Pray to an idol of the holy foundation of Hjalmarsson and Karlsson (the Yin and Yang). With their holy blessings, you shall be enabled to ascend the pillars (of Klefbom, Hedman, and Lindholm) back into the light of our saviour, Larsson (praise be unto him)".

No I know, I'm just teasing a bit, but you have to admit, you and Goofy and all this talk about dog shlongs, I'm a bit worried for you two...
- Flamin_Irishmin

It is far too late to worry about MDW. He's already become a Rangers fan.

No I know, I'm just teasing a bit, but you have to admit, you and Goofy and all this talk about dog shlongs, I'm a bit worried for you two...
- Flamin_Irishmin

That was laughs talking about the enormous dog junk. My dog is a rapist. Get it straight.

That was laughs talking about the enormous dog junk. My dog is a rapist. Get it straight.
- mdw7413

Is it still rape if the victim is an inanimate object?