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mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 15 @ 8:02 PM ET


smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 15 @ 8:05 PM ET



- mdw7413



laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 15 @ 8:13 PM ET



- mdw7413


Oh that one is just beautiful!

mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 15 @ 8:32 PM ET

- smellmyfinger



My neighbor is Mexican. Coolest guy in the world. Horrible like myself. I sent him this the other day.

-Dangles13-
Edmonton Oilers
Location: MB
Joined: 09.08.2016

Sep 15 @ 8:43 PM ET


My neighbor is Mexican. Coolest guy in the world. Horrible like myself. I sent him this the other day.


- mdw7413




We have a Mexican guy at work who's pretty cool. We went for drinks on a patio one time and you're supposed to go inside and come out from a separate door but he hopped the fence. The server tried telling him that and he just goes: "Oh sorry I'm Mexican I don't English well."

We're all laughing our asses off because he speaks perfect English and was lazy.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 15 @ 8:56 PM ET


We have a Mexican guy at work who's pretty cool. We went for drinks on a patio one time and you're supposed to go inside and come out from a separate door but he hopped the fence. The server tried telling him that and he just goes: "Oh sorry I'm Mexican I don't English well."

We're all laughing our asses off because he speaks perfect English and was lazy.

- -Dangles13-






laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 15 @ 9:01 PM ET


We have a Mexican guy at work who's pretty cool. We went for drinks on a patio one time and you're supposed to go inside and come out from a separate door but he hopped the fence. The server tried telling him that and he just goes: "Oh sorry I'm Mexican I don't English well."

We're all laughing our asses off because he speaks perfect English and was lazy.

- -Dangles13-


What is it with Mexicans and jumping fences?
-Dangles13-
Edmonton Oilers
Location: MB
Joined: 09.08.2016

Sep 15 @ 9:03 PM ET
What is it with Mexicans and jumping fences?
- laughs2907


And being lazy.
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Sep 15 @ 9:11 PM ET
I see no one is commenting on Ference, just read that he has a career ending hip injury.

I am sure you are all in shock. Or maybe you are all out celebrating.

- DuranDuran

We knew this 6 months ago
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Sep 15 @ 9:18 PM ET
Has he said anything about officially retiring?
- Wildschwein

He won't retire because then he won't get paid his contract this year. He needs to go to camp and fail his medical. Then he gets put on the IR and we get some cap relief.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 15 @ 10:32 PM ET
He won't retire because then he won't get paid his contract this year. He needs to go to camp and fail his medical. Then he gets put on the IR and we get some cap relief.
- Ihatebrianburke



He also won't get to hang around Larsson if he retires.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 15 @ 11:13 PM ET
He won't retire because then he won't get paid his contract this year. He needs to go to camp and fail his medical. Then he gets put on the IR and we get some cap relief.
- Ihatebrianburke


Danke.

So the Oil should have something like ten mill in cap space heading into the season, yeah?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 15 @ 11:15 PM ET
He also won't get to hang around Larsson if he retires.
- smellmyfinger


Larsson will make time for all his followers, be they Oilers or no.

Might even be that he uses his gifts to heal poor Ference.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 16 @ 12:13 AM ET
Larsson will make time for all his followers, be they Oilers or no.

Might even be that he uses his gifts to heal poor Ference.

- Wildschwein



After his contract expires of course
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Sep 16 @ 1:08 AM ET
After his contract expires of course
- smellmyfinger

Oh for sure. We don't want him anywhere near the ice anymore. He's slow as (frank)!
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Sep 16 @ 1:19 AM ET
Danke.

So the Oil should have something like ten mill in cap space heading into the season, yeah?

- Wildschwein

$11,563,835 according to generalfanager.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 16 @ 2:36 AM ET
The Oilers facilities are nice, but very plain... I guess they'll add more finishing touches to it as time goes by?

Look at these facilities...



IMO They're nicer than the Oilers... http://www.sportsnet.ca/h...91&up=1&vid=5125912544001

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 16 @ 6:30 AM ET
Lucic-McDavid-Eberle
Maroon-RNH-Versteeg
Pouliot-Draisaitl-Puljujarvi
Hendricks-Letestu-Kassian
*Go (frank) yourself, Yakupov*

Klefbom - Larsson
Sekera - Davidson
Nurse - Fayne

Talbot
Gust


-Dangles13-
Edmonton Oilers
Location: MB
Joined: 09.08.2016

Sep 16 @ 8:23 AM ET
Lucic-McDavid-Eberle
Maroon-RNH-Versteeg
Pouliot-Draisaitl-Puljujarvi
Hendricks-Letestu-Kassian
*Go (frank) yourself, Yakupov*

Klefbom - Larsson
Sekera - Davidson
Nurse - Fayne

Talbot
Gust

- laughs2907


I have a feeling that Pouliot/Nuge will be a tandem because of their chemistry
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 16 @ 8:46 AM ET
I have a feeling that Pouliot/Nuge will be a tandem because of their chemistry
- -Dangles13-


As do I. Wouldn't be surprised to see Eberle on their line as well.
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Sep 16 @ 9:47 AM ET




Cecil my man, you going to take that poop....these hos aint loyal?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 16 @ 10:01 AM ET




Cecil my man, you going to take that poop....these hos aint loyal?

- DDM-Coga


Nah its been over a year. Ladies needs the lovin too.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 16 @ 10:09 AM ET
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Sep 16 @ 10:09 AM ET
Nah its been over a year. Ladies needs the lovin too.
- Wildschwein


Harambe;s side piece better not (frank)ing around on him. Put some respek on his name
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 16 @ 10:14 AM ET
Harambe;s side piece better not (frank)ing around on him. Put some respek on his name
- DDM-Coga


Harambe's female doges will sadly never recover from his loss. Very tragic.
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