One of my friends (who is female and identifies herself as a female) had a wiener dog (who was male, but identified as a turtle)... Anyway, this dog's penis was so long, it would literally drag 2-2.5 feet behind it. I was very interested in this female, but I could never have sex with her, knowing that her turtle had a penis that was 4x longer than mine.
- laughs2907

is he suing you?
- DDM-Coga

Probably. For not letting him bang the hell out of my arm. Although he tries every single day. He is all heart.

Kane would be a little expensive. Any cheaper versions out there?
- laughs2907

Not off the top of my head I'm afraid.

Probably. For not letting him bang the hell out of my arm. Although he tries every single day. He is all heart.
- mdw7413

I applaud his determination. You should let him finish next time as a reward.

Kane would be a little expensive. Any cheaper versions out there?
- laughs2907

Kevin Stevens?

I applaud his determination. You should let him finish next time as a reward.
- Wildschwein

I will when he gets fixed as a reward for getting his nuggets chopped off. I really don't want my arm being used as a an old sock right now

- mdw7413

That actually happened. Not kidding.

That actually happened. Not kidding.
- laughs2907

Did they make a sling for it?

Kevin Stevens?
- mdw7413

Too old I think. Then again so is Stoll.

I will when he gets fixed as a reward for getting his nuggets chopped off. I really don't want my arm being used as a an old sock right now
- mdw7413

What did you name him? Kane?

Too old I think. Then again so is Stoll.
- Wildschwein

Yeah, Stevens is over 50

What did you name him? Kane?
- Wildschwein

Zuke.

Maybe Jared.
- mdw7413

What if Jared identifies as a 12 year old?

What if Jared identifies as a 12 year old?


- laughs2907

Your honor, my client identifies as a 12 yr old priest.

What if Jared identifies as a 12 year old?


- laughs2907

He'd be a good second or third line RW for you guys, I say go for it!

Your honor, my client identifies as a 12 yr old priest.
- mdw7413

All charges immediately dropped.

Also, I heard someone mentioning you guys trying for E Kane. Why the hell would you do that, you already have enough hair pullers on your team already

- DDM-Coga

The guy knows his numbers. He's got it down to a science

Kane would be a little expensive. Any cheaper versions out there?
- laughs2907

bring Ryan Malone out of retirement?

Matt Henderson: Report: Oilers Close To Signing Versteeg To PTO
- Matt_Henderson

This is so awesome because this might finally be the move that is made that sends iggy over the edge and he has that aneurysm that he's long overdue for.
Hey Hendo while your tossing around Versteegs awesome fantasy stats numbers, throw up a couple hero charts to sell how much better he is than Yakupov and other Oiler forwards.

bring Ryan Malone out of retirement?
- TheNugeIsHuge

I like it... I like it!!!

Offer him a PTO at once!

This is so awesome because this might finally be the move that is made that sends iggy over the edge and he has that aneurysm that he's long overdue for.
Hey Hendo while your tossing around Versteegs awesome fantasy stats numbers, throw up a couple hero charts to sell how much better he is than Yakupov and other Oiler forwards.
- leonkennedy

I've been waiting for Iggy to make an appearance. Perhaps we should all get together and make him a care package to cheer him up?

Zuke.
- mdw7413

I might have known. Wonder if his name sake is half the horn dog he is.

I've been waiting for Iggy to make an appearance. Perhaps we should all get together and make him a care package to cheer him up?
- Wildschwein

You can borrow my dog.