"NOOOOO!!! NOT TRUE!!!"
- markmark

Bushkorn will be be in part 2, I assure you!

sounds intriguing
- Lucas.Neilson

Nice blog....cool experience in the Alumni box for sure....

Funny story...I jump on a boat in Gananoque and there's a guy sitting across from me...for 10 mins I'm thinking I know this guy from my home town or something....then the guy i'm with introduces me to Dave Ellett

I'm glad I didnt ask him if we went to school together or something.

I think to be a member of Leaf nation you must;

- make ridiculous trade offers, most common are packaging 2-3 average guys for another teams star or best prospect
- suggest every player on a one year deal will be tradedat the deadline for first round picks
- over value your prospects and make them out to be the future Gretzky's of the NHL
- over value your current players
- assume every star player born in the Toronto area cant wait for his contract to expire so he can come home and sign with the Leafs
- pretend Babcock and Shanahan are X Men
- Ross77

go get your west nile shot and don't forget to plug your bicycle in at the strip mall

That's not a nice thing to say about Garnie...
- lumlums

I know, truth hurts..

you've been a closet Sens fan for the past 20 years
- Symba007

There in my top 30 for sure.

I think to be a member of Leaf nation you must;

- make ridiculous trade offers, most common are packaging 2-3 average guys for another teams star or best prospect
- suggest every player on a one year deal will be tradedat the deadline for first round picks
- over value your prospects and make them out to be the future Gretzky's of the NHL
- over value your current players
- assume every star player born in the Toronto area cant wait for his contract to expire so he can come home and sign with the Leafs
- pretend Babcock and Shanahan are X Men
- Ross77

So you're saying to be a member of Leaf Nation you have to act exactly like the featured Sabres blogger (except for the last 2 points, which are actual facts).

Also, let's test how close to becoming a member of Leaf Nation you are: If WPG had the #1 pick last year would you want them to take Laine or Matthews?

To be a Winnipeg fan you must:
- Live in the only city that makes Regina look like fun
- Be a female genitalia


- lumlums

Hey, Colton Orr is from Winnipeg

That's not a nice thing to say about Garnie...
- lumlums

I don't like nice things being said about me....you think i act like an bumhole on here cuz I'm trying to make friends?

I think to be a member of Leaf nation you must;

- make ridiculous trade offers, most common are packaging 2-3 average guys for another teams star or best prospect
- suggest every player on a one year deal will be tradedat the deadline for first round picks
- over value your prospects and make them out to be the future Gretzky's of the NHL
- over value your current players
- assume every star player born in the Toronto area cant wait for his contract to expire so he can come home and sign with the Leafs
- pretend Babcock and Shanahan are X Men
- Ross77

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Hey, Colton Orr is from Winnipeg
- Arctic_AARDVARK

he learned to fight by swatting mosquitoes

Hey, Colton Orr is from Winnipeg
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Yeah, but they didn't have a team for his teen years, because the fans in Winnipeg are so (frank)ing good that they lost their team to the (frank)ing desert

he learned to fight by swatting mosquitoes
- jimi james

weird.. thats the same way ed belfour trained too!

I don't like nice things being said about me....you think i act like an bumhole on here cuz I'm trying to make friends?
- Garnie

I always assumed it was more an inability to do so rather than a conscious decision...

he learned to fight by swatting mosquitoes
- jimi james

Well to be a part of Garth Nation, you must notice the increases in muscle in Eichel's biceps, triceps, pecs, lats, traps and core.

paper bags and waffles

weird.. thats the same way ed belfour trained too!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

he used a bigger stick and then used it to stir his barrel of beer afterwords

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- burn

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- burn

Dudes belly is in the way..

- TheMussel

See the game last night? Tough one

See the game last night? Tough one
- 1979AD

They Jays are having trouble these days huh?

See the game last night? Tough one
- 1979AD

They need to pick it up, or they will be watching the playoffs in a couple of weeks.

See the game last night? Tough one
- 1979AD

I always assumed it was more an inability to do so rather than a conscious decision...
- lumlums

could be that too.

See the game last night? Tough one
- 1979AD

Yankees won, Red Sox won....Jays lose

looks like another great month of September for the Jays