I can't bring myself to really care about this World Cup, not like the Olympics. I know that's not really rational, but I can't get past the gimmick teams. They are great teams and great players, but Canada beating a team that's half Canadian, I don't know, how is that even a World Cup? I want to fast forward trough the thing so I can watch LEAFS.
- Zezel

I'd rather have the gimmick teams than sit through a bunch of Swiss, German and Latvian games.

How is it the World Series when there's only teams from 2 countries vying to win...?
- lumlums

Don't forget Super Bowl World Champs....from 'Murica

[woman:] Say, Bruce. Why do you call your penis the "Banhammer?"


- Steven_Seagull[Bruce:] Because my hammer is going to ban you into an orgasm. *awkward laugh*

[woman:] I'm leaving...

[Bruce:] Wait, I was only kidding- oh...she was the first woman I got back to my place in 8 months.

[Bruce slowly lifts his right arm, and says to his hand;]

[Bruce:] Well, I guess it's just you and I again tonight, Thor.*

[as the camera pans out, we see Bruce violently and passionately masturbate]

[Credits]


*author's note: when Bruce called his hand "Thor" he is referring to the Marvel character Thor, who is the only one worthy enough to lift Mjolnir, a hammer.

tho i always preferred the names Palmala and Wristina

Don't forget Super Bowl World Champs....from 'Murica
- NewfoundLeafer

Add some Phil. Make Murica Score Again.

tho i always preferred the names Palmala and Wristina
- Dozzer

And to think, he spent 8 years in University.

Problem is, a lot of the younger players wouldn't make the regular national teams, save for McDavid, Matthews, etc. There's a lot of really good players in their prime that aren't making the team, so this gives the kids a chance to play too.

Plus, a Team NA vs. Canada finals isn't out of the question, given the talent on the team; could be a lot of fun.
- gravyface

A lot of these younger players should be on the teams over some of the veterans. This gives talented young players a shot now. And in the future they will now have this "experience" teams go crazy about when picking the roster.

And I agree, NA is the 2nd or 3rd best team

I'd rather have the gimmick teams than sit through a bunch of Swiss, German and Latvian games.
- Canada Cup

Latvia vs Finland

NA vs Finland

I'd rather have the gimmick teams than sit through a bunch of Swiss, German and Latvian games.
- Canada Cup

Don't forget about Slovenia

And to think, he spent 8 years in University.
- bixll

well he is a structural engineer..

Don't forget about Slovenia
- RickJames77

Anze

And to think, he spent 8 years in University.
- bixll

the strength of the future lies within the pathways of knowledge!!

Obviously you people aren't labouring to be drunk on this fine day....

the strength of the future lies within the pathways of knowledge!!
- Dozzer

Spoken like a true engineer

[woman:] Say, Bruce. Why do you call your penis the "Banhammer?"


- Steven_Seagull[Bruce:] Because my hammer is going to ban you into an orgasm. *awkward laugh*

[woman:] I'm leaving...

[Bruce:] Wait, I was only kidding- oh...she was the first woman I got back to my place in 8 months.

[Bruce slowly lifts his right arm, and says to his hand;]

[Bruce:] Well, I guess it's just you and I again tonight, Thor.*

[as the camera pans out, we see Bruce violently and passionately masturbate]

[Credits]


*author's note: when Bruce called his hand "Thor" he is referring to the Marvel character Thor, who is the only one worthy enough to lift Mjolnir, a hammer.

...















This is why you're single, bird

i'm good with it.
- Dozzer

Spoken like a true engineer
- Canada Cup

really i am more along the lines of being just a drunk who can do math pretty good

- Landsbergfan

this is a pretty good gif...not sure its worth of the HilariousGif monicker... but its not bad

really i am more along the lines of being just a drunk who can do math pretty good
- Dozzer

Like I said.

this will haunt my dreams
- Dozzer

I didn't think you could haunt soulless people

really i am more along the lines of being just a drunk who can do math pretty good
- Dozzer

I'm pretty gooder at math to.

This is why you're single, bird

- lumlums

That's not the only reason...

Like I said.
- Canada Cup

fair enough

A lot of these younger players should be on the teams over some of the veterans. This gives talented young players a shot now. And in the future they will now have this "experience" teams go crazy about when picking the roster.

And I agree, NA is the 2nd or 3rd best team
- Santo_44

Can you imagine the poopstorm when Pacioretty protests by diving during the American national anthem.

I didn't think you could haunt soulless people
- Garnie

thats why the apparitions must haunt my dreams and not actually me

Can you imagine the poopstorm when Pacioretty protests by dying again during the American national anthem.
- Canada Cup

*fixed*