In the name of the Klefbom, and the Sekera, and the holy Larsson. Amen.

Be unto them to restore the holy grail upon us my brethren!
- EdmHockeyMan

Seems about right for you guys... that does look an awful lot like Whyte Ave...

I tried to find a gif...
- geta02it

Every year is a failure for our sad ass team

FALSE PROPHET!!!
- MaximumBone

He shall be punished for worshiping a false idol brother MaxBone, rest assured.

FALSE PROPHET!!!
- MaximumBone

I'm sorry, I'M SORRY.

Let me ask the Almighty Karlsson for forgiveness and for hope!

I just want to know whether Chia has something up his sleeve prior to the start of the season...

Other than that, the big X-factor will be the Klefbom-Larsson combo. Face it, they will 99% be line mates and honestly, how well they play is going to be a difference maker night in and night out.

Also, expect Larsson to get some PP time, in fact a lot of it, especially in the 2nd half of the season. He has one hell of a shot, even ask Mr. Bobby about it.

Keep an eye on Davidson though, I just hope Chia is smart enough to realize what we have in him, especially once the expansion draft rolls in.
- EdmHockeyMan

If there's one thing I've learned over my years in a Swedish household, it's that Swedes usually play their best hockey when paired with another Swede. It's in large part due to the styles and methods they teach in the junior system over in Sweden that facilitate this.

Playing with someone who thinks the game the same way you do eases the partnership and enables both to maximize their games. Considering what I know about the two I believe they'll make for a good pairing, but I'd like to see more of Larsson before unequivocally making any like claim.

Klefbom is one of the three pillars of our humble clergy. He- along with Lindholm and Hedman- make up the supporting pillars of our holy Larsson (praise be unto him) while Hjalmarsson and Karlsson form the foundation upon which those pillars stand.
- MaximumBone

I really don't understand why it is so hard for others to see such truths. It lies there before their very eyes.

I really don't understand why it is so hard for others to see such truths. It lies there before their very eyes.
- Wildschwein

He only visits infrequently, and only to remind us how (frank)ed the Oilers are going to be this season.

Glad things have been going well.
- Wildschwein

Hows things been with you?

As far as HallFan goes I was under the assumption that since we traded Hall that he was going to go to the Devils board as part of the deal

Klefbom is one of the three pillars of our humble clergy. He- along with Lindholm and Hedman- make up the supporting pillars of our holy Larsson (praise be unto him) while Hjalmarsson and Karlsson form the foundation upon which those pillars stand.
- MaximumBone

Seems about right for you guys... that does look an awful lot like Whyte Ave...

- geta02it

Well, Calgary is known to have great infrastructure...

I'm sorry, I'M SORRY.

Let me ask the Almighty Karlsson for forgiveness and for hope!


- EdmHockeyMan

REPENT! For only Larsson is almighty! The deity Karlsson falls within his own sect of the Unorthodox Clergy of Larsson. He shall be referred to as his Holiness Karlsson and nothing more.

Hows things been with you?

As far as HallFan goes I was under the assumption that since we traded Hall that he was going to go to the Devils board as part of the deal
- RatedR80

I've been preying for that to happen. The amount of derp that comes out his mouth is astonishing. Mouth breathers...

- laughs2907

Klefbom is one of the three pillars of our humble clergy. He- along with Lindholm and Hedman- make up the supporting pillars of our holy Larsson (praise be unto him) while Hjalmarsson and Karlsson form the foundation upon which those pillars stand.
- MaximumBone

After reading this I feel like a cup is headed our way...how can it not when we have THE holy Larsson AND one of the three pillars...words cannot describe how lucky we are that we get to witness this wonderful era

If there's one thing I've learned over my years in a Swedish household, it's that Swedes usually play their best hockey when paired with another Swede. It's in large part due to the styles and methods they teach in the junior system over in Sweden that facilitate this.

Playing with someone who thinks the game the same way you do eases the partnership and enables both to maximize their games. Considering what I know about the two I believe they'll make for a good pairing, but I'd like to see more of Larsson before unequivocally making any like claim.
- MaximumBone

I'd like to see more from him too, but I completely agree with what you just said.

- laughs2907

- laughs2907

- MaximumBone

Thanks M-Bone... Now I'm emotionally sappy with a M-Bone of my very own!

After reading this I feel like a cup is headed our way...how can it not when we have THE holy Larsson AND one of the three pillars...words cannot describe how lucky we are that we get to witness this wonderful era
- RatedR80

Those heretics down in Anaheim seem reluctant to commit to 'Pillar Hampus' so perhaps we'd be wise to pursue yet another pillar for our formidable branch.

REPENT! For only Larsson is almighty! The deity Karlsson falls within his own sect of the Unorthodox Clergy of Larsson. He shall be referred to as his Holiness Karlsson and nothing more.
- MaximumBone

Forgive me! I shall repent for my sins!.

Will 20 prayers to the almighty Larsson suffice for my crimes against humanity? I shall also offer 5 goats and two cattle, for that is all I have right now...

Thanks M-Bone... Now I'm emotionally sappy with a M-Bone of my very own!
- laughs2907

I call my erection an "Mmmmmmmmmmm bone"...

















Not cause it tastes good, but because I woke up one day to see it covered in 11 'M' tattoos covering the extent of shaft... and genital warts.

- laughs2907

Golden.

I call my erection an "Mmmmmmmmmmm bone"...



Not cause it tastes good, but because I woke up one day to see it covered in 11 'M' tattoos covering the extent of shaft... and genital warts.
- MaximumBone

Damn, that font must have been incredibly small.