That's not a dog, it's a gorilla.
- jmatchett383

#Harambe

#Harambe
- dragonoffrost

Scrotes out for Harambe

Oh, come on!
Well, that's what it says.
If he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve "A-a-a-argh." He'd just say it.
That's what's carved in the rock.
Perhaps he was dictating.
Shut up. Does it say anything else?
No. Just... "A-a-a-argh."
Do you suppose he meant the Camargue?
- hammarby31

Obviously, it was at Castle Anthrax.

I would like to go to Castle Anthrax.

#Harambe
- dragonoffrost

Should have had a Harambe patch on the jersey

Obviously, it was at Castle Anthrax.

I would like to go to Castle Anthrax.
- jmatchett383

#naughtyzoot

#Harambe
- dragonoffrost

I hope the zoo would do the same thing again. I hope they'd also force the parents to attend parenting classes.

#naughtyzoot
- dragonoffrost

Yes yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

I hope the zoo would do the same thing again. I hope they'd also force the parents to attend parenting classes.
- jmatchett383

I agree on both accounts.

Yes yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
- jmatchett383

I'm thinking a good beer and movie night tonight.

I'm thinking a good beer and movie night tonight.
- dragonoffrost

YEAH I'LL BET YOU DO!!!

Obviously, it was at Castle Anthrax.

I would like to go to Castle Anthrax.
- jmatchett383

My kind of peril.

So...the Las Vegas Sand Knights, huh?

I'm sure no one will find any way to have fun with that one.

I like this gal and jersey better

So...the Las Vegas Sand Knights, huh?

I'm sure no one will find any way to have fun with that one.
- jmatchett383

They are throwing darts now, seeing what sticks, and using the rest as distraction.

I like this gal and jersey better

- Landsbergfan

What the hell is with her armpits?

What the hell is with her armpits?
- jmatchett383

Forgot to do something

can't believe so many people are upset that not everybody likes the new jerseys smh

So...the Las Vegas Sand Knights, huh?

I'm sure no one will find any way to have fun with that one.
- jmatchett383

mascot for ya right here:

So...the Las Vegas Sand Knights, huh?

I'm sure no one will find any way to have fun with that one.
- jmatchett383

You can't have 4 words in your team name. It's a team name, not the first line of a novel. If you want a 2 word nickname, you shorten the location name to "Vegas."

Knights is a good name, but that's a no-go due to trademark issues. Nighthawks is a really good name and makes sense on like 3 levels, but you can't have another team with "hawks" in it. Of course gambling names like Aces, etc. work out nicely, except the league doesn't want to be associated with gambling (Las Vegas Craps could've been an excellent choice). Whatever they decide I'm sure it will be awful.

mascot for ya right here:


- hammarby31

Tattoine wanted to name their hockey team the Tusken Raiders but there were trademark issues with Oakland.

Also, that Tusken Raider should do less reps with heavier weights.

By the way, this is still the most adorable sports-related thing of all-time

You can't have 4 words in your team name. It's a team name, not the first line of a novel. If you want a 2 word nickname, you shorten the location name to "Vegas."

Knights is a good name, but that's a no-go due to trademark issues. Nighthawks is a really good name and makes sense on like 3 levels, but you can't have another team with "hawks" in it. Of course gambling names like Aces, etc. work out nicely, except the league doesn't want to be associated with gambling (Las Vegas Craps could've been an excellent choice). Whatever they decide I'm sure it will be awful.
- Mononoke

The NHL is already associated with gambling because of the Kings

The NHL is already associated with gambling because of the Kings
- Giroux_Is_God

And the Kostitsyn brothers.

The NHL is already associated with gambling because of the Kings
- Giroux_Is_God

I mean bringing hockey to Vegas is a hundreds of millions of dollars gamble in and of itself. Might as well get meta about it.

Tattoine wanted to name their hockey team the Tusken Raiders but there were trademark issues with Oakland.

Also, that Tusken Raider should do fewer reps with heavier weights.
- Mononoke