I would have thought yours would qualify as a national monument based on size alone, let alone its storied history and many accomplishments.
- Wildschwein

I can't say much at the moment, but Justin Trudeau is planning a ceremony in honor of my schlong.

I can't say much at the moment, but Justin Trudeau is planning a ceremony in honor of my schlong.
- laughs2907

As he should. It is among the greatest symbols of Canadian pride.

As he should. It is among the greatest symbols of Canadian pride.
- Wildschwein

Love chicks like that. Do most have tramp stamps?
- laughs2907

I branded them all. Fatmarsh on the ass cheek

I branded them all. Fatmarsh on the ass cheek
- DDM-Coga

Oh man, I can't wait to see it. Can't wait to get some of your sloppy seconds

Jesus Christ...

Jesus Christ...


- laughs2907

shes on PEDs

Oh man, I can't wait to see it. Can't wait to get some of your sloppy seconds
- laughs2907

shes on PEDs
- DDM-Coga

Leave her alone, Coga! That tree killed her family!

- DDM-Coga

I'm going to get one with my enemy's name on it, and go around branding random animals in my neighborhood.

I'm going to get one with my enemy's name on it, and go around branding random animals in my neighborhood.
- laughs2907

brand me up a marmot

brand me up a marmot
- DDM-Coga

I meant people's pets

I meant people's pets
- laughs2907

this (frank)ers first

this (frank)ers first
- DDM-Coga

A pet marmot would be sweet by the way. And if the little (frank)er pisses you off you can make a stew out of him without all the backlash you'd get from doing it to a dog or cat.

No you are wrong...again...

Chiarelli was still under obligations to the senators and was not allowed to participate in the Bruins draft. Do some more digging and you'll see I am right. Again.
- Iggysbff

I looked into it and you're right. (frank)in weird getting signed but staying with your old team for a couple months.

What. An. Abortion. Today's facepalms brought to you by Hallfan...

The Wild for example were supposedly looking at RNH for Brodin and Dumba.

Both have talent and both might be good but how do you trade one of the leagues top LW's for a guy who most likely will see more AHL games this year than NHL.

Dear gods, no

What. An. Abortion. Today's facepalms brought to you by Hallfan...




Dear gods, no
- MaximumBone

What. An. Abortion. Today's facepalms brought to you by Hallfan...

Dear gods, no
- MaximumBone

Are any of us really that surprised?

That being said there was a (frank)load of dippoop in that quote.

Are any of us really that surprised?

That being said there was a (frank)load of dippoop in that quote.
- Wildschwein

Shouldn't Hallfan be posting exclusively in the Devils threads now? Since PC traded Hall, that means Hallfan should have been involved in the deal.

Are any of us really that surprised?

That being said there was a (frank)load of dippoop in that quote.
- Wildschwein

No, but you'd hope he'd be capable of googling like, anything. How can one be so hopelessly out of touch that they seriously think Larsson is gonna spend any time in the AHL- let alone most of the season? I don't often rag on the stupid stuff I read, but that is a special exception. Just because you're a fan of the player he was traded for doesn't mean you discard every semblance of logic and reason into the abyss that the rest of your confounded ideas come from.

Shouldn't Hallfan be posting exclusively in the Devils threads now? Since PC traded Hall, that means Hallfan should have been involved in the deal.
- leonkennedy

Well, he hasn't posted here much so at least we can take solace in that.

Well, he hasn't posted here much so at least we can take solace in that.
- MaximumBone

Shouldn't Hallfan be posting exclusively in the Devils threads now? Since PC traded Hall, that means Hallfan should have been involved in the deal.
- leonkennedy

Harambe: The Halftime Show...