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mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 1 @ 5:33 PM ET
Mine either.
She came home last night while I was playing Monster Magnet really loud and was really into the long groove, thinking about how awesome the jam was when she says this is horrible. I responded with "Horribly Good!" Followed by,"I can't believe I put my pen!s in your mouth."
She shook her head and continued about her business.
Yeah, nothing shocks her.

- Fenrir

21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Sep 1 @ 5:37 PM ET
Mine either.
She came home last night while I was playing Monster Magnet really loud and was really into the long groove, thinking about how awesome the jam was when she says this is horrible. I responded with "Horribly Good!" Followed by,"I can't believe I put my pen!s in your mouth."
She shook her head and continued about her business.
Yeah, nothing shocks her.

- Fenrir

Well said man. Showing some major norse character right there
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Sep 1 @ 5:45 PM ET
Well said man. Showing some major norse character right there

- 21peter

We can all aspire to be a little more like Glittery Mustache Sam.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 1 @ 5:45 PM ET
Well said man. Showing some major norse character right there

Spent one month in Norway. Miss the women there. Big, beautiful, and busty. They can rape and pillage my village anyday.
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Sep 1 @ 5:55 PM ET
Well said man. Showing some major norse character right there

Spent one month in Norway. Miss the women there. Big, beautiful, and busty. They can rape and pillage my village anyday.

- Wildschwein

Thanks for the good laugh man
Exactly where did you go...?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 1 @ 6:03 PM ET
Thanks for the good laugh man
Exactly where did you go...?

- 21peter


Hopped the ferry in Denmark and landed in Oslo if I remember correctly. Then we just backpacked wherever our heart took us. Had a friend we had met the previous year in Australia put us up for a week or so and show us some sights. Ate fresh crab, drank a poopload of akvavit (dill flavor was (frank)ing nasty), got into a bus crash, searched for hibernating hedgehogs (found none) and enjoyed all the seasonal Christmas treats everyone offered us.

Great people and great country.
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Sep 1 @ 6:10 PM ET
Hopped the ferry in Denmark and landed in Oslo if I remember correctly. Then we just backpacked wherever our heart took us. Had a friend we had met the previous year in Australia put us up for a week or so and show us some sights. Ate fresh crab, drank a poopload of akvavit (dill flavor was (frank)ing nasty), got into a bus crash, searched for hibernating hedgehogs (found none) and enjoyed all the seasonal Christmas treats everyone offered us.

Great people and great country.

- Wildschwein



Not sure about that dill flavour aquavit...

I hope we treated you well.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Sep 1 @ 6:19 PM ET
Hopped the ferry in Denmark and landed in Oslo if I remember correctly. Then we just backpacked wherever our heart took us. Had a friend we had met the previous year in Australia put us up for a week or so and show us some sights. Ate fresh crab, drank a poopload of akvavit (dill flavor was (frank)ing nasty), got into a bus crash, searched for hibernating hedgehogs (found none) and enjoyed all the seasonal Christmas treats everyone offered us.

Great people and great country.

- Wildschwein

Wow! That sounds awesome, would love to see that area of the world someday.
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Sep 1 @ 6:32 PM ET
Hopped the ferry in Denmark and landed in Oslo if I remember correctly. Then we just backpacked wherever our heart took us. Had a friend we had met the previous year in Australia put us up for a week or so and show us some sights. Ate fresh crab, drank a poopload of akvavit (dill flavor was (frank)ing nasty), got into a bus crash, searched for hibernating hedgehogs (found none) and enjoyed all the seasonal Christmas treats everyone offered us.

Great people and great country.

- Wildschwein

I've always wanted to visit Copenhagen.
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Sep 1 @ 6:41 PM ET
I've always wanted to visit Copenhagen.
- rangerdanger94

My favorite cities in the world is Oslo, London, New York and Copenhagen.
Danish girls are f'n fantastic
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 1 @ 6:43 PM ET


Not sure about that dill flavour aquavit...

I hope we treated you well.

- 21peter


We were treated very well. Majority of the people we met wanted to make sure we were well fed and especially well liquored. Having a couple beers with a young soldier on a train was good fun. I gave him my Oilers hat in exchange for the beer and we had a good bullpoop about moose hunting.

Have not a single negative thing to say about Norway with the exception of your God awful dill flavoured spirits. That poop killed almost as many taste buds as it did brain cells.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Sep 1 @ 6:53 PM ET
We were treated very well. Majority of the people we met wanted to make sure we were well fed and especially well liquored. Having a couple beers with a young soldier on a train was good fun. I gave him my Oilers hat in exchange for the beer and we had a good bullpoop about moose hunting.

Have not a single negative thing to say about Norway with the exception of your God awful dill flavoured spirits. That poop killed almost as many taste buds as it did brain cells.

- Wildschwein

You either snookered him, or that was some pretty lousy beer.
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Sep 1 @ 6:59 PM ET
We were treated very well. Majority of the people we met wanted to make sure we were well fed and especially well liquored. Having a couple beers with a young soldier on a train was good fun. I gave him my Oilers hat in exchange for the beer and we had a good bullpoop about moose hunting.

Have not a single negative thing to say about Norway with the exception of your God awful dill flavoured spirits. That poop killed almost as many taste buds as it did brain cells.

- Wildschwein

*only the f'n swedes drink that poop.
The proper ingredient is 'karve' or Caraway (persian cumin).
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 1 @ 7:03 PM ET
*only the f'n swedes drink that poop.
The proper ingredient is 'karve' or Caraway (persian cumin).

- 21peter


Tom porn?
TPC
New York Rangers
Location: Bucks County, PA
Joined: 01.18.2008

Sep 1 @ 7:03 PM ET
Tom porn?
- mdw7413

Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 1 @ 7:03 PM ET
You either snookered him, or that was some pretty lousy beer.
- Fenrir


Nah he was just drunk already. As was I come to think of it. (frank) I miss Norway...
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 1 @ 7:09 PM ET
*only the f'n swedes drink that poop.
The proper ingredient is 'karve' or Caraway (persian cumin).

- 21peter


Well I can't honestly recall seeing the locals pour it into their own glasses, but they certainly poured in into ours. I forget how you spell it in Norwegian but I remember your guys version of "Cheers" sounds like "Skull", which is what the Aussies said when you're supposed to hammer back your drink. Since we had met our friend in Australia we thought that was what she meant. Her friends thought I was an alcoholic because every time they said "Cheers" I slammed my drink.
I was good and (frank)ing wasted before we realized where I had gotten lost in translation.
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Sep 1 @ 7:30 PM ET
Well I can't honestly recall seeing the locals pour it into their own glasses, but they certainly poured in into ours. I forget how you spell it in Norwegian but I remember your guys version of "Cheers" sounds like "Skull", which is what the Aussies said when you're supposed to hammer back your drink. Since we had met our friend in Australia we thought that was what she meant. Her friends thought I was an alcoholic because every time they said "Cheers" I slammed my drink.
I was good and (frank)ing wasted before we realized where I had gotten lost in translation.

- Wildschwein

Well next time you're coming over, you give me a call and I'll make sure everything is proper...
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Sep 1 @ 10:28 PM ET
Well next time you're coming over, you give me a call and I'll make sure everything is proper...
- 21peter

You need to give our friend your description of that area of the world you call home.
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Sep 1 @ 10:33 PM ET
Well next time you're coming over, you give me a call and I'll make sure everything is proper...
- 21peter

Norway lost to Kazikhstan?

Jensen scored.

Grabner's team lost 8-1 to Latvia. What a terrible (frank)ing player he is.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Sep 1 @ 10:55 PM ET
Norway lost to Kazikhstan?

Jensen scored.

Grabner's team lost 8-1 to Latvia. What a terrible (frank)ing player he is.

- rangerdanger94

Khazakstan has a hockey team???
AND they beat Norway Pete's team?
Forgot that was on, my kid bought the Salad Days doc about Minor Threat and DC HC.
Pretty cool.
I just ordered the City Gardens doc. I am super stoked. Spent my late teens and early 20s there. Saw the Ramones, Angry Hank, Gwar, Dayglo Abortions, Kreator, Fugazi, Faith No More, Primus, L7, Murphy's Law, Bouncing Souls, Fishbone, etc. Man, I can't remember half the bands I saw there. Gonna get the old crew back together for a watching party.
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Sep 2 @ 7:25 AM ET
Khazakstan has a hockey team???
AND they beat Norway Pete's team?
Forgot that was on, my kid bought the Salad Days doc about Minor Threat and DC HC.
Pretty cool.
I just ordered the City Gardens doc. I am super stoked. Spent my late teens and early 20s there. Saw the Ramones, Angry Hank, Gwar, Dayglo Abortions, Kreator, Fugazi, Faith No More, Primus, L7, Murphy's Law, Bouncing Souls, Fishbone, etc. Man, I can't remember half the bands I saw there. Gonna get the old crew back together for a watching party.

- Fenrir

Yea

Zucc had a goal and an assist at least
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Sep 2 @ 7:46 AM ET
Yea

Zucc had a goal and an assist at least

- rangerdanger94

At least Zucc showed up. Big year coming for him.
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Sep 2 @ 8:30 AM ET
At least Zucc showed up. Big year coming for him.
- Fenrir

Only watched with half an eye - f'n awful hockey.
Norway was the better team and Zuke the best player though...
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Sep 2 @ 8:53 AM ET
Only watched with half an eye - f'n awful hockey.
Norway was the better team and Zuke the best player though...

- 21peter

This may ultimately turn out to be a stupid question, but I need to know.

Do you live in Norway? Or are you just Norwegian and living in the states?
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