Yeah I just don't get their comedy. The whole "acting goofy" thing doesn't do it for me, I don't understand why people think that's talent.
- eichiefs9

The Internet and particularly Reddit has elevated/desensitized my sense of humor to extreme levels. Somethings gotta be REALLY funny to make me laugh now.

Whatever happened to suckmysweatybawls? Lifetime ban?
- B2B76

Nope, forced name change by mister Eklund himself.

I enjoyed that program, sorry sir
- B2B76

I like that show as well, but I am at the age where I'll watch any crap I find amusing, and not really care how bad it is, or is thought to be. I also have no problem wearing black dress socks and shorts to the poolside poker games.

Oh no... you have children?


- cheater2

Nope.


...not any that are alive anyway.

The Internet and particularly Reddit has elevated/desensitized my sense of humor to extreme levels. Somethings gotta be REALLY funny to make me laugh now.
- rangerdanger94

Yup, the internet can do that with humor, porn (aforementioned - it's free now), mass shootings, etc..

Yeah thank god, I almost immunized my child from getting seriously ill on the unfounded grounds that he would get autism. Bullet dodged!
- eichiefs9

My wife's cousin is one of those "Don't vaccinate your kids" Nazi. Total whack job, but now because they won't let kids into public schools without vaccines she has to catch all 3 of her kids up to speed. Cause that's real cool to have your kids get like 15 different shots in a visit or 2 instead of spread out over a few years.

The Internet and particularly Reddit has elevated/desensitized my sense of humor to extreme levels. Somethings gotta be REALLY funny to make me laugh now.
- rangerdanger94

I love reddit.

Nope.


...not any that are alive anyway.
- eichiefs9

Thank God

I like that show as well, but I am at the age where I'll watch any crap I find amusing, and not really care how bad it is, or is thought to be. I also have no problem wearing black dress socks and shorts to the poolside poker games.
- Pete V

Then I recommend "Yes, Dear" for you

I like that show as well, but I am at the age where I'll watch any crap I find amusing, and not really care how bad it is, or is thought to be. I also have no problem wearing black dress socks and shorts to the poolside poker games.
- Pete V

You're done.

*hears taps playing in the background*

Nope.


...not any that are alive anyway.
- eichiefs9

Then I recommend "Yes, Dear" for you
- cheater2

Too busy watching porn to fit anything else in right now.

Thank God
- 21peter

We have a friend we call Babies, because he had a few, um..."terminations".

A bunch of my friends were coming home from a Jets game on the train and a girl overheard them calling him Babies and asked him how many kids he had. He looked at her right in the face and went "Alive? Or dead?"

You're done.

*hears taps playing in the background*
- mdw7413

Can the funeral wait a little? I have a 4:00 p.m. reservation at Denny's for dinner.

Top 5 worst shows of all time.

Others include:
-Two and a Half Men
-Two Broke Girls
-Yes Dear
- cheater2

big bang theory.

big bang theory.
- tomburton99

That's not a show. That's satan gaping his butthole open and spraying viscous diarrhea all over my television screen.

Too busy watching porn to fit anything else in right now.
- Pete V

And do you also "not care" what sort of content you consume when it comes to that too? "Oh, whoops - a group orgy of dudes happens to be on (basically the same as How I Met Your Mother)... oh well, might as well watch it all."

We have a friend we call Babies, because he had a few, um..."terminations".

A bunch of my friends were coming home from a Jets game on the train and a girl overheard them calling him Babies and asked him how many kids he had. He looked at her right in the face and went "Alive? Or dead?"
- eichiefs9

ouch

And do you also "not care" what sort of content you consume when it comes to that too? "Oh, whoops - a group orgy of dudes happens to be on (basically the same as How I Met Your Mother)... oh well, might as well watch it all."
- cheater2

"hmm, lemonparty seems like it would be good. oh this is terrible but i'll leave it up anyway"

ouch
- 21peter

I would pay $100 to go back in time to have been there and seen the look on her face.

Nope, forced name change by mister Eklund himself.
- cheater2

Rat bastard

"hmm, lemonparty seems like it would be good. oh this is terrible but i'll leave it up anyway"
- eichiefs9

If memory serves, at least one of those guys was also wearing black socks...

Can the funeral wait a little? I have a 4:00 p.m. reservation at Denny's for dinner.
- Pete V

And do you also "not care" what sort of content you consume when it comes to that too? "Oh, whoops - a group orgy of dudes happens to be on (basically the same as How I Met Your Mother)... oh well, might as well watch it all."
- cheater2

Not my cup of teabags.

If memory serves, at least one of those guys was also wearing black socks...


- cheater2

This thread is gonna get locked, Garth-style