What is a Anne Heche?
- TPC

You've never watched Ellen?
- eichiefs9

That's Portia De Rossi. Much hotter.

That's Portia De Rossi. Much hotter.
- Tonybere

Anne Heche too.

That joke was gold. Top 5 hottest posts I've ever dropped.

That's Portia De Rossi. Much hotter.
- Tonybere

She looks like Kermit in drag

You've never watched Ellen?
- eichiefs9

For the record, I thought this joke was great

For the record, I thought this joke was great
- Maskdman3

Don't encourage him please. Thanks

Don't encourage him please. Thanks
- mdw7413

I wish someone would encourage you to stop breathing

I wish someone would encourage you to stop breathing
- eichiefs9

I almost did when your mom pulled down her shorts and it looked like a grenade went off at the deli meat counter.

I almost did when your mom pulled down her shorts and it looked like a grenade went off at the deli meat counter.
- mdw7413

She had pork roll in her pants?

She had pork roll in her pants?
- rangerdanger94

Thats what heaven is. Porkroll in the front, ellios in the back

Anne Heche too.

That joke was gold. Top 5 hottest posts I've ever dropped.
- eichiefs9

Wasn't bad. I don't remember those two being together. And rather glad of the fact, really.
My personal favourite I've put up: "If it weren't for liability, Dan Boyle would have no ability left at all."

Wasn't bad. I don't remember those two being together. And rather glad of the fact, really.
My personal favourite I've put up: "If it weren't for liability, Dan Boyle would have no ability left at all."
- Tonybere

Wish I caught that one the first time around.

I almost did when your mom pulled down her shorts and it looked like a grenade went off at the deli meat counter.
- mdw7413

Now I want roast beef

Now I want roast beef
- eichiefs9

With horseradish sauce.

With horseradish sauce.
- mdw7413

I don't mind me an Arby's roast beef with horsey sauce every now and then

I don't mind me an Arby's roast beef with horsey sauce every now and then
- TPC

Never had Arbys. An Italian place by me makes a homemade horseradish sauce that is fantastic.

I don't mind me an Arby's roast beef with horsey sauce every now and then
- TPC

https://twitter.com/nihil...mp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

You're welcome

Never had Arbys. An Italian place by me makes a homemade horseradish sauce that is fantastic.
- mdw7413

You have a dikfor on your head.

You have a dikfor on your head.
- Mr.Bobby

What's a head for?

What's a head for?
- eichiefs9

Corsi silly.

Corsi silly.
- Mr.Bobby

God dammit, now I'm scrolling through Nihilist Arby's tweets and laughing uncontrollably at my desk

https://twitter.com/nihil...status/615982885816926208

God dammit, now I'm scrolling through Nihilist Arby's tweets and laughing uncontrollably at my desk

https://twitter.com/nihil...status/615982885816926208


- eichiefs9

I don't think I've ever eaten at an Arby's. But somehow I'm sure I'd want to write nihilistic messages if I did.

Arby's is (frank)ing revolting. Except the mozz sticks. Somehow those are fantastic.

Curious to see how Victor Cruz returns from his knee injury. Hopefully he is his old self, but I'm not particularly confident in that.
- eichiefs9

I wish he had an ACL tear he would have been back by now. Those Patellar Tendon injuries are brutal.