The latest "why your team sucks" has been posted at PPP.





- lumlums

"It all feeds into the fundamental problem with this team, which I said last year and will say in evergreen perpetuity: this team and fanbase have no identity. The franchise's uniform history is just a morbid array of paint swatches. The team's rivalries are a joke; their "big enemy du jour" is usually a team that beat them and is generally too busy actually winning something to even notice their existence. Their biggest geographical rival is a team that already has an intraprovincial rivalry with substantive history beyond a couple of first round series and an attempted murder. They obsess over a team that doesn't even play in the same conference as them to the point that they practically consider a hockey game starting at 4 PM a constitutional violation. Their only identity, in essence, is wanting everyone to pay attention to them. They're the middle child of the NHL."



- lumlums

Evergreen perpetuity..

"It all feeds into the fundamental problem with this team, which I said last year and will say in evergreen perpetuity: this team and fanbase have no identity. The franchise's uniform history is just a morbid array of paint swatches. The team's rivalries are a joke; their "big enemy du jour" is usually a team that beat them and is generally too busy actually winning something to even notice their existence. Their biggest geographical rival is a team that already has an intraprovincial rivalry with substantive history beyond a couple of first round series and an attempted murder. They obsess over a team that doesn't even play in the same conference as them to the point that they practically consider a hockey game starting at 4 PM a constitutional violation. Their only identity, in essence, is wanting everyone to pay attention to them. They're the middle child of the NHL."



- lumlums

fukken killed it...

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Wonderful.

"It all feeds into the fundamental problem with this team, which I said last year and will say in evergreen perpetuity: this team and fanbase have no identity. The franchise's uniform history is just a morbid array of paint swatches. The team's rivalries are a joke; their "big enemy du jour" is usually a team that beat them and is generally too busy actually winning something to even notice their existence. Their biggest geographical rival is a team that already has an intraprovincial rivalry with substantive history beyond a couple of first round series and an attempted murder. They obsess over a team that doesn't even play in the same conference as them to the point that they practically consider a hockey game starting at 4 PM a constitutional violation. Their only identity, in essence, is wanting everyone to pay attention to them. They're the middle child of the NHL."



- lumlums

Hey dozzer is rychel pumped to be a leaf? Just curious if you heard anything. I'm wondering how he does and if he cracks the lineup. We have so many second tier prospects that don't even get talked about anymore. Even kapanen showed some sweet dangles when he was up last season.

Hey dozzer is rychel pumped to be a leaf? Just curious if you heard anything. I'm wondering how he does and if he cracks the lineup. We have so many second tier prospects that don't even get talked about anymore. Even kapanen showed some sweet dangles when he was up last season.
- TonkaPhaneuf

Judging by his response on twitter when the trade went down he was pretty damn excited..

This should be fun... ..

This should be fun... ..


- Fruitcakenipple

Kiting season baby!

This should be fun... ..


- Fruitcakenipple

SUCK IT UP B!TCH!

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BREAKING: Gene Wilder, star of ‘Willy Wonka’ and Mel Brooks comedies, is dead at 83, his family says.

SUCK IT UP B!TCH!
- .HOHO.

..meanie.

..meanie.
- Fruitcakenipple

(frank) you Nip!

just kiddin

But you do live on a (frank)ing rock, so suck it up buttercup!

(frank) you Nip!

just kiddin

But you do live on a (frank)ing rock, so suck it up buttercup!
- .HOHO.

Go on b'y that little wind is nutt'n..I said it should be fun..

Go on b'y that little wind is nutt'n..I said it should be fun..
- Fruitcakenipple

Last time you got blown around like that it was by your sister, b'y!

Last time you got blown around like that it was by your sister, b'y!
- .HOHO.

OMG

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BREAKING: Gene Wilder, star of ‘Willy Wonka’ and Mel Brooks comedies, is dead at 83, his family says.
- Fruitcakenipple

That guy was as funny as it gets.

That guy was as funny as it gets.
- Scabeh

Yes he was...The good ones are all get'n old and passing on..

Yes he was...The good ones are all get'n old and passing on..
- Fruitcakenipple

It makes me sad.

But fret not, the bad ones will all pass away one day too.

It makes me sad.

But fret not, the bad ones will all pass away one day too.
- TheMussel

Trump is about the same age as Bowie and Alan Rickman were...

Trump is about the same age as Bowie and Alan Rickman were...
- lumlums

I don't wish death upon anybody but I can think of about 7 billion people that I would rather stay alive than Trump at this point.

Babcock was doing some decent things last year until the planned obsolescence phase kicked in to full gear. JVR down, Phaneuf dealt, Reimer out and Sparks in ....

Leafs first 41 games last year
GF - 101 GA - 11 W-L-OTL 16-17-7

second half
GF - 91 GA - 129 W-L-OTL 13-24-4
- The Law

11 GA !! That's gotta be a record some how. And they should have statistically won more than 16.

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BREAKING: Gene Wilder, star of ‘Willy Wonka’ and Mel Brooks comedies, is dead at 83, his family says.
- Fruitcakenipple

Big bucket of win. He will be missed...





...yet Trump is still alive. Once again proving, there is no God.