Take it easy lums.....put the gun away.
- Phenom

*Nudge nudge wink wink*

I just found out my friend is Sarah McLachlan's sister.. So weird lol..

Her dad was in a band and (frank)ed a groupie.. And that groupie was Sarah's mom..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Well, that worked out well eh? If you're gonna have a kid, might as well make them a star

Well, that worked out well eh? If you're gonna have a kid, might as well make them a star
- lumlums

Nope.

They put her up for adoption. I'm just weirded out cause I always had a crush on Sarah and now I see her sister everyday at work and I just realized she looks like her.

Oh.... ic.....

OMG Ovachicken got married...

Well, that worked out well eh? If you're gonna have a kid, might as well make them a star
- lumlums

Sarah was adopted by the McLachlans.

Nope.

They put her up for adoption. I'm just weirded out cause I always had a crush on Sarah and now I see her sister everyday at work and I just realized she looks like her.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Did not know that.


So this sister... is she single???

That pain in your side?

They stole one of your kidneys.
- Atomic Wedgie

(frank) they can have it

You know how sometimes you end up with a car that isn't road worthy anymore but you're too cheap to have it towed to the wreckers and it just sits in the driveway rusting away?

That would be the equivalent to my organs.

(frank) they can have it

You know how sometimes you end up with a car that isn't road worthy anymore but you're too cheap to have it towed to the wreckers and it just sits in the driveway rusting away?

That would be the equivalent to my organs.
- Dozzer

sounds like my 1977 Pontiac Grand Liver

Sarah was adopted by the McLachlans.
- Leafsandbolts

Speaking of Sarah McLachlan. Sometimes I like to make my dog watch her adoption commercials just so my dog realizes how good she has it*



*not my original joke I stole it.

sounds like my 1977 Pontiac Grand Liver
- jimi james

Just had to go with my birth year didn't ya?

Did not know that.


So this sister... is she single???
- lumlums

Just had to go with my birth year didn't ya?
- Dozzer

it was a nice car though

Just had to go with my birth year didn't ya?
- Dozzer

You're not 40 yet?




...next year, eh?

it was a nice car though


- jimi james

Why are cars from the 80's and earlier, always higher in the front?

No wonder it seemed like everything was "up hill both ways".

Just had to go with my birth year didn't ya?
- Dozzer

Me too !! cheers

That pain in your side?

They stole one of your kidneys.
- Atomic Wedgie

Wakes up in a tub full of ice !!

(frank) they can have it

You know how sometimes you end up with a car that isn't road worthy anymore but you're too cheap to have it towed to the wreckers and it just sits in the driveway rusting away?

That would be the equivalent to my organs.
- Dozzer

I'm driving an 11 year old minivan.

It's still in great shape - we only put 15,000 km/year on it. But it has zero re-sale value.

Yesterday we bought a new bike for my daughter's 8th birthday.

I think her bike has more value than my car.

Why are cars from the 80's and earlier, always higher in the front?

No wonder it seemed like everything was "up hill both ways".
- underhill14

Cause they didn't have reclining seats.

Sorry guys, now it's official. Something terrible is going to happen to Marner.
- Mr.Bobby

Nah, I'm working on the theory that even a blind mouse finds a crumb once and a while.. With Bruniak being the mouse. in case that was over your head...

Why are cars from the 80's and earlier, always higher in the front?

No wonder it seemed like everything was "up hill both ways".
- underhill14

Considering that the engine itself weighed the same as a modern day honda civic, maybe front weight heavy cars needed a heavier suspension and subsequent weight shift towards the back of the car to prevent oversteer/understeer(?) when braking and turning?.....I'm just guessing here.....I did have a 1975 Monte Carlo that I rectified that problem with by putting 3/4 ton truck coils in the back of it

Why are cars from the 80's and earlier, always higher in the front?

No wonder it seemed like everything was "up hill both ways".
- underhill14

Cause you were supposed to jack them up and stick on some mags

Nah, I'm working on the theory that even a blind mouse finds a crumb once and a while.. With Bruniak being the mouse. in case that was over your head...
- the_eye

I think I got it. But just to make sure, if we were using another analogy Bruiniak would be the dogs butthole?

Why are cars from the 80's and earlier, always higher in the front?

No wonder it seemed like everything was "up hill both ways".
- underhill14

Leaf springs in the rear vs. independent coil springs/ macpherson struts.

Question.....if I'm on the main page, and I just click on the comment number on a thread but do not click on or read the blog itself, since the blog doesn't come up on the screen, does the blogger get paid?