Got my gf a personal trainer for her b-day


- mdw7413

My girl training for an iron man run

She has better teeth than I thought she would.
- Wildschwein

She has 2 more than I do.

My girl training for an iron man run


- Mr.Bobby

Something so funny about fat people falling. If there is a god, heaven is fat people falling everywhere.

Something so funny about fat people falling. If there is a god, heaven is fat people falling everywhere.
- mdw7413

Hot chicks do an admirable job as well.

Something so funny about fat people falling. If there is a god, heaven is fat people falling everywhere.
- mdw7413

This has always been a favorite of mine

This has always been a favorite of mine


- Mr.Bobby

Hot chicks do an admirable job as well.


- Wildschwein

Yes they do.

This has always been a favorite of mine


- Mr.Bobby

My favorite. Secondary damage is a 10.

My favorite. Secondary damage is a 10.


- mdw7413

It's like extreme bowling

My favorite. Secondary damage is a 10.


- mdw7413

It's like extreme bowling
- laughs2907

- Mr.Bobby

She had no business leaving the ground. Gravity was screaming like a mofo

- mdw7413

Love the patriotism

Love the patriotism




- Mr.Bobby

It's like a slightly modified version of Yokozuna's finishing move

It's like a slightly modified version of Yokozuna's finishing move
- laughs2907

He hit that last kid like he was sliding into 3rd base

He hit that last kid like he was sliding into 3rd base
- Mr.Bobby

Stauffer projected lines:

Lucic-McDavid-Eberle,
Pouliot-RNH-Puljujarvi,
Maroon-Leon-Yak,
Hendricks-Letestu-Kassian,

I think that was the same that I projected

Stauffer projected lines:

Lucic-McDavid-Eberle,
Pouliot-RNH-Puljujarvi,
Maroon-Leon-Yak,
Hendricks-Letestu-Kassian,

I think that was the same that I projected
- laughs2907

Thats a lot of busts

Stauffer projected lines:

Lucic-McDavid-Eberle,
Pouliot-RNH-Puljujarvi,
Maroon-Leon-Yak,
Hendricks-Letestu-Kassian,

I think that was the same that I projected
- laughs2907

Not enough Larsson

Not enough Larsson
- NEONDOUBLEDION

Lucic-McDavid-Eberle
Pouliot-RNH-Puljujarvi
Maroon-Leon-Yak
Hendricks-Letestu-Kassian

Larsson-Larsson
Larsson-Larsson
Larsson-Larsson

Larsson
Larsson

Yes!!! Just hit 300k subscribers on Youtube!

Yes!!! Just hit 300k subscribers on Youtube!
- laughs2907

Whose Richard did you suck?

Whose Richard did you suck?
- MaximumBone

Nobodies yet... That'll be subscriber 1,000,000 (if that person has a penis)

What is retannered is forgetting th ultimate goal.

Any half competent idiot could take our roster from a year ago, add McDavid and Puljuju and make the playoffs. The goal is a cup. Not to become the St Louis Blues or Caps or Sharks...good but never great teams.

PC has us going down the road of being a mid tier team that is good for a long time but never great and never close to a cup. Just because we've been out of the playoffs for a while doesn't mean you change the end goal. Some of you here are so starved for playoffs you forget the real purpose. And PC has us gunning for playoffs and not a cup. That's a big big problem.
- Iggysbff

And what is beyond being full blown retannered is thinking one player is going to make the Oilers a perennial contender. Is Hall great? YES. Did we lose the better individual player? YES. Did we become a better team with less holes to fill? YES. Is it a step towards a cup? (frank) YES. Now by no means do I think this makes us a pereniall contender nor a individual contender, but it makes the Oilers a more complete team and moves them closer to becoming a contender instead of just a joke. It was 2 steps backwards to take 3 steps forward. Yes the offense lost a huge part, but the team gained. We were gonna be lucky to get a impact player without grossly overpaying. Instead we overpaid and got a great player that is already somewhat proven as a one way guy with ++ potential as an overall guy. I'll take that and be content compared to what the past management has promised and not delivered.

I do.

But to be fair, 12 shots of vodka in a row will definitely give anybody a bad hangover, unless you are superhuman.
- EdmHockeyMan

Must be superhuman... but I was also part of the crew that got a bar on the red mile written up in the Edmonton journal as the place to go in Calgary time watch an Oil game...