Pants, meh.
- Steven_Seagull

Sure, for a bird...

Sure, for a bird...
- lumlums

I stand by my comment.

Time ter change yer diet dare b'y!!!
- lumlums

It started with the kidney stones thing i have been dealing with for last 3-4yrs.....

This wearing pants thing isn't all that bad...Starting to understand..
- Fruitcakenipple

Get a kilt.

So franking comfortable.

The Leafs should give JVR a 4-year extension at 5.2 million per season. He is a very important veteran piece that will help the young Leafs for many years to come.

It started with the kidney stones thing i have been dealing with for last 3-4yrs.....
- Fruitcakenipple

Well poop b'y, have a fukken glass of water, right!?!

Get a kilt.

So franking comfortable.
- Atomic Wedgie

I feel like it's more constricting than nothing...



.... so I can see that it might be okay.


Maybe.

Well poop b'y, have a fukken glass of water, right!?!
- lumlums

Apparently thats imp...Fuk man i haven't had a glass of water since 1984..I drink a 100 ice cubes a week in my rum..That should be enough..

FUK'n gout is killing my foot....fuksakes dat shtt painful...
- Fruitcakenipple

Too much Gull...I mean chicken.

I feel like it's more constricting than nothing...



.... so I can see that it might be okay.


Maybe.
- lumlums

Make sure to shave your legs before going out in your "kilt." You might catch the eye of some hot guy.

Too much Gull...I mean chicken.
- sloppyseconds2

Jesus b'ys whats wrong with yas..

sobore @sobore
British olympic athletes greatest challenge, trying to find their luggage, all the athletes have the same red bag!

- Steven_Seagull

Make sure to shave your legs before going out in your "kilt." You might catch the eye of some hot guy.



- Steven_Seagull

(frank) you birdface - my legs are more than just smooth skin, you really need to check out my glutes, ads, tibs, sols, pers, sols and jorts...

(frank) you birdface - my legs are more than just smooth skin, you really need to check out my glutes, ads, tibs, sols, pers, sols and jorts...
- lumlums

Don't tempt me...



...wait, jorts?


When I said "catch the eye of some hot guy," I didn't mean Garf...

Jesus b'ys whats wrong with yas..

sobore @sobore
British olympic athletes greatest challenge, trying to find their luggage, all the athletes have the same red bag!


- Fruitcakenipple

Why?

true story.

One time when I was a kid, say 10. I had this plastic snorkel. So I had heard about blowjobs somewhere, maybe Mr. Jenkins was telling me what was happening, I don't know. Anyway, I thought I'd be able to give myself a blow job by sticking my willy into one end of plastic tube and sucking the other. Well, lil' willy was a bit too big. So I decided to wait a bit, put it in flacid to see if that would work. So I get some of mom's vasoline, and try. Still...not working. So I pull the end apart as if I could bend this plastic out. Well...unbeknownst to me, there was already a split up the side of the tube. So I slid willy in thinking this is gonna be great. Let go. Ended up getting my shaft pinched when the crack closed up. Man did that ever suck.
- weirdoh

bump

Don't tempt me...



...wait, jorts?


When I said "catch the eye of some hot guy," I didn't mean Garf...
- Steven_Seagull

I do not own any jorts.


I do own some amazing legs though. Cycling and soccer do good things...

Crouse had the potential to be a little better than Tyler Biggs.


Hope all is well, babe.
- BetterCallSaul

Yeah for some reason I recalled a comparison or two between those two meatheads.

I'm doing great, sweetie pie. I missed you

I do not own any jorts.


I do own some amazing legs though. Cycling and soccer do good things...
- lumlums

You don't own Mrs. Lums,,,She owns you,,,get use to it.

You don't own Mrs. Lums,,,She owns you,,,get use to it.
- sloppyseconds2

You don't own Mrs. Lums,,,She owns you,,,get use to it.
- sloppyseconds2

Throwing away Nylander just to get out from under 3 years remaining on a contract??? Not bloody likely the Leafs would EVER even consider that one!!!

Why?
- Steven_Seagull

bump
- Symba007