true story.

One time when I was a kid, say 10. I had this plastic snorkel. So I had heard about blowjobs somewhere, maybe Mr. Jenkins was telling me what was happening, I don't know. Anyway, I thought I'd be able to give myself a blow job by sticking my willy into one end of plastic tube and sucking the other. Well, lil' willy was a bit too big. So I decided to wait a bit, put it in flacid to see if that would work. So I get some of mom's vasoline, and try. Still...not working. So I pull the end apart as if I could bend this plastic out. Well...unbeknownst to me, there was already a split up the side of the tube. So I slid willy in thinking this is gonna be great. Let go. Ended up getting my shaft pinched when the crack closed up. Man did that ever suck.
- weirdoh

Boys are dumb, that's all I've got to say about that...

true story.

One time when I was a kid, say 10. I had this plastic snorkel. So I had heard about blowjobs somewhere, maybe Mr. Jenkins was telling me what was happening, I don't know. Anyway, I thought I'd be able to give myself a blow job by sticking my willy into one end of plastic tube and sucking the other. Well, lil' willy was a bit too big. So I decided to wait a bit, put it in flacid to see if that would work. So I get some of mom's vasoline, and try. Still...not working. So I pull the end apart as if I could bend this plastic out. Well...unbeknownst to me, there was already a split up the side of the tube. So I slid willy in thinking this is gonna be great. Let go. Ended up getting my shaft pinched when the crack closed up. Man did that ever suck.
- weirdoh

You just posted that on the Internet

Sloppy second
- Steven_Seagull

Hey now.

Hey now.
- sloppyseconds2

You just posted that on the Internet
- walshyleafsfan

If I had the internet back in the day I would have at least got some better ideas.

If I had the internet back in the day I would have at least got some better ideas.
- weirdoh

Jays

Jays
- lumlums

Gulls

Gulls
- Steven_Seagull

Flying rats

If I had the internet back in the day I would have Posted the video
- weirdoh

Fixed, I assume....

Fixed, I assume....
- burn

He was 10...




...but, yeah, probably.

Flying rats
- lumlums

(frank) you, too.

true story.

One time when I was a kid, say 10. I had this plastic snorkel. So I had heard about blowjobs somewhere, maybe Mr. Jenkins was telling me what was happening, I don't know. Anyway, I thought I'd be able to give myself a blow job by sticking my willy into one end of plastic tube and sucking the other. Well, lil' willy was a bit too big. So I decided to wait a bit, put it in flacid to see if that would work. So I get some of mom's vasoline, and try. Still...not working. So I pull the end apart as if I could bend this plastic out. Well...unbeknownst to me, there was already a split up the side of the tube. So I slid willy in thinking this is gonna be great. Let go. Ended up getting my shaft pinched when the crack closed up. Man did that ever suck.
- weirdoh

Best cock story ever

Best Gull story ever
- Fruitcakenipple

- sloppyseconds2

U.S. Soccer WNT
@ussoccer_wnt
U.S. Soccer has suspended #USWNT goalkeeper Hope Solo for six months: ussoc.cr/2bQh7R

Sin..

#roastbeefandgravy..

- sloppyseconds2

- Steven_Seagull

Like you never had a snorkel.

U.S. Soccer WNT
@ussoccer_wnt
U.S. Soccer has suspended #USWNT goalkeeper Hope Solo for six months: ussoc.cr/2bQh7R

Sin..

#roastbeefandgravy..
- Fruitcakenipple

Like you never had a snorkel.
- sloppyseconds2

Oh, please...what am I, an animal? Oh..forget I said that.



No, I didn't. Even if I did, I still couldn't do that!

true story.

One time when I was a kid, say 10. I had this plastic snorkel. So I had heard about blowjobs somewhere, maybe Mr. Jenkins was telling me what was happening, I don't know. Anyway, I thought I'd be able to give myself a blow job by sticking my willy into one end of plastic tube and sucking the other. Well, lil' willy was a bit too big. So I decided to wait a bit, put it in flacid to see if that would work. So I get some of mom's vasoline, and try. Still...not working. So I pull the end apart as if I could bend this plastic out. Well...unbeknownst to me, there was already a split up the side of the tube. So I slid willy in thinking this is gonna be great. Let go. Ended up getting my shaft pinched when the crack closed up. Man did that ever suck.
- weirdoh

English teacher....Milneford???

Oh, please...what am I, an animal? Oh..forget I said that.



No, I didn't. Even if I did, I still couldn't do that!
- Steven_Seagull

I know, tube too big eh?

Jays
- lumlums

Weird thing is I feel like jays can still come back from this.

Unlike leafs last year, where they get scored on and everyone knows it's over

I know, tube too big eh?
- sloppyseconds2

Sure, let's go with that

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