knew i liked you
- Fountain-San

Was it my love for chowder or the nudies I PM'ed you that won you over?

Probably just sat across the bar from Vesey, sipping PBR, looking chill, enjoying the alt music on the stereo, didn't bother to walk over to Vesey to say hello...
- Atomic Wedgie

picturing garth snow with a man bun

Clam chowder vs. manhattan clam chowder.....GO!
- highstick87

Rhode Island clam chowder for the win.

Was it my love for chowder or the nudies I PM'ed you that won you over?
- eichiefs9

yes

They are both gross, its like choosing between Ebola or AIDS
- mdw7413

I second this motion

Was it my love for chowder or the nudies I PM'ed you that won you over?
- eichiefs9

go on...

Jump off a cliff if you think new england clam chowder is gross.
- eichiefs9

I took your girl swimming in Rio

Rhode Island clam chowder for the win.
- Atomic Wedgie

yeah if thin watery seafood soup is your thing.

*The Penguins really don't have the cap space and aren't sounding very serious.

So unserious, in fact, that they flew a bunch of people to Boston to meet with the kid and to make it a point during another player's contract announcement to mention that they still have the cap space to sign him.

how to go from 0 to 100.
- highstick87

ebola or aids = trump or clinton

i prefer to get my mail sent by carrier pigeon
- joshuatreebliss

May I highly recommend USPS™ for all your shipping needs?

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

that's a very rude thing to say to someone
- joshuatreebliss

picturing garth snow with a man bun
- Fountain-San

May I highly recommend USPS™ for all your shipping needs?

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
- eichiefs9

i prefer to use attack drones. much more efficient

I took your girl swimming in Rio
- mdw7413

I went on a boat in Nova Scotia hoping to see your girl breach the surface of the water.

yeah if thin watery seafood soup is your thing.
- Fountain-San

Well, if being 350 lbs. is your thing, I guess you should just go with the New England chowder then...

Well, if being 350 lbs. is your thing, I guess you should just go with the New England chowder then...
- Atomic Wedgie

you know, you don't have to eat it at every meal, every day.

you know, you don't have to eat it at every meal, every day.
- Fountain-San

i thought that was a Boston law?

i thought that was a Boston law?
- joshuatreebliss

unwritten

It's trash soup
- eichiefs9

Why is it so cool to trash other cities?
- Feds91Stammer

Because trashing other chowders gets real old, real fast.

Because trashing other chowders gets real old, real fast.
- Atomic Wedgie

oh

If you're being pitched to by one of the top five centers in the league plus the owner is also a Harvard guy? Moulson, KO, PAP, Vanek all collected a lot of points playing with JT plus he plays a great down low to the net style.

Because his agents told Detroit he wanted to play closer to home and saying you want to play closer to home and taking interviews with 5 teams near home is basically saying I want to play close to home but not home

yeah. at noon. this past tuesday.
- Fountain-San