Howard Berger @Berger_BYTES
Source: #Leafs made an "outstanding" pitch for Jimmy Vesey. "Don't be surprised if he chooses Toronto - a good, up-and-coming team."


Oh
- Fruitcakenipple

Lou: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

Vesey: I'm listening from a few teams right now, so let's make this quick.

*Lou whispers something into Vesey's ear*

*Vesey, eyes widening, turns a pale white, responds,*

Vesey: Okay, I'll sign...

Lou: [inner monologue] I knew if I just mentioned he'd be spending time with Garth, he would sign.


Credits

- lumlums

He's gonna sign with njd, bet 500$ on it......I hope eichel can convince vesey to come to buffalo.

Lou: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

Vesey: I'm listening from a few teams right now, so let's make this quick.

*Lou whispers something into Vesey's ear*

*Vesey, eyes widening, turns a pale white, responds,*

Vesey: Okay, I'll sign...

Lou:
- Steven_Seagull[inner monologue] I knew if I just mentioned he'd be spending time with Garth, he would sign.


Credits

Garth: but what am I gonna do with these new jorts.

Garth: but what am I gonna do with these new jorts.
- burn

SPOILER ALERT






He gives them to Eichel, with a love note, and a lock of Garth's hair. True story.

the kind that comes in a box.
- BorjeFan4Ever

Do you know what comes in a box.....










Yeah I said that.....

Hillary has been taking crap from the right wing media for 30 years, but little Donnie "Tiny Hands" Douchbag can't handle scrutiny for a month? Well, he said it best;

"I do whine because I want to win and I'm not happy about not winning and I am a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win,"
- Steven_Seagull

It's just crazy. This is the guy a bunch of people want to represent them.

I can't wait to see his reaction when he loses the most high profile thing in the world. Narcissists don't react well to that.

Sorry Burnsie I don't do twitter what does this mean? Who said it?
- systemtool

Some idiot sabre fan. He's insane. Apparently Sabres have the better nylander. He posted that vesey going to njd, if not will donate $500 to make a wish.

Been posting hilarious nonsense all afternoon. Entertaining.

Do you know what comes in a box.....










Yeah I said that.....
- the_eye

Honey do list?

SPOILER ALERT






He gives them to Eichel, with a love note, and a lock of Garth's hair. True story.
- Steven_Seagull

and a reacharound...

I'm saying now vesey s going home, and a guy I know is getting his balls rearranged! S.o.b.told me there (his parents )where in toronto viewing houses, I'll be posting his address so we can all line up!!!!!

It's just crazy. This is the guy a bunch of people want to represent them.

I can't wait to see his reaction when he loses the most high profile thing in the world. Narcissists don't react well to that.
- Zezel

I'm going to PVR it, masturbate, nap, repeat. For weeks!

Honey do list?
- Fruitcakenipple

No you idiot, Flyfreaky

and a reacharound...
- burn

Garth wishes.

No you idiot, Flyfreaky
- the_eye

oh...

Garth wishes.
- Steven_Seagull

Closest think Garth has been to sex in the last 20 years was a pick pocket.

Garth wishes.
- Steven_Seagull

If not he's still got all those pics....

Closest think Garth has been to sex in the last 20 years was a pick pocket.
- the_eye

And 20 minute long showers

I'm saying now vesey s going home, and a guy I know is getting his balls rearranged! S.o.b.told me there (his parents )where in toronto viewing houses, I'll be posting his address so we can all line up!!!!!
- MR.Hunter

Well his dad does work for the leafs, so that could be true. Doesn't mean Vessey is coming though!

Closest think Garth has been to sex in the last 20 years was a pick pocket.
- the_eye

I believe you.

https://mobile.twitter.co...66392955024338944/photo/1


Garth is too much.

When asked what he's going to write about after vesey is over, he says Sabres making the playoffs.

It's just crazy. This is the guy a bunch of people want to represent them.

I can't wait to see his reaction when he loses the most high profile thing in the world. Narcissists don't react well to that.
- Zezel

I dunno. Mitt Romney, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore and Bob Dole dealt with it alright. Ross Perot on the other hand!

https://mobile.twitter.com/SabresBuzz/status/766392955024338944/photo/1


Garth is too much.

When asked what he's going to write about after vesey is over, he says Sabres making the playoffs.
- burn

I bet that blog will be short. Here, I'll help him out.


"They will miss, again"

Warner needs to finish at least 6 sec behind the Germany to lose the bronze. His best is 9sec behind the Canadian

Warner needs to finish at least 6 sec behind the Germany to lose the bronze. His best is 9sec behind the Canadian
- burn

He's gonna get this...

Bronze