The fact you actually had this right is (frank)ing hilarious.
- Scabeh

I feel like George Costanza right now...I have to leave right now!

Putting this out there:

I saw Batman V Superman last night and I didn't think it was half as horrible as I was expecting. I actually kind of liked it *braces for impending ridicule*

No idea how that happened.

Anyway, (I've had a couple, but let this sink in) the Leafs traded Luke Schenn (LUKE SCHENN) for JVR
- walshyleafsfan

Best thing Burke ever did.

Will constructive critisism be tolerated?
- Scabeh

Constructive Criticism evokes negative feelings. Instead put a positive spin on it and use the term Constructive Feedback.

HR'd!

Putting this out there:

I saw Batman V Superman last night and I didn't think it was half as horrible as I was expecting. I actually kind of liked it *braces for impending ridicule*
- 1979AD

Agreed. It's make believe guys with make believe super powers fighting in a make believe city. If you're not going in expecting The Godfather you'll be fine.

Putting this out there:

I saw Batman V Superman last night and I didn't think it was half as horrible as I was expecting. I actually kind of liked it *braces for impending ridicule*
- 1979AD

Now do Ghostbusters!

Putting this out there:

I saw Batman V Superman last night and I didn't think it was half as horrible as I was expecting. I actually kind of liked it *braces for impending ridicule*
- 1979AD

More like shatman vs pooperman...

Putting this out there:

I saw Batman V Superman last night and I didn't think it was half as horrible as I was expecting. I actually kind of liked it *braces for impending ridicule*
- 1979AD

I missed seeing a lot of the big blockbusters over the last while. Looks like I have some heavy torrenting to do!

If you wrote a blog on why Komarov sucks, I'd read it.
- mykokes

better idea... write a blog about how the Leafs are scouting Vesey and will sign him come August 15th...

even though the fan base really doesn't care.

this is Doz's motto - the Gary Roberts of beer fitness

Best thing Burke ever did.
- Aaron_85

Unbelievable. Luke Schenn I tells ya. Imagine offering that six months later

https://mapleleafshotstov...aple-leafs-cap-situation/

So it should be settled before Aug 2nd so they know their cap space and whether they have to explore other buyout options.

Love ya buddy!
- Scabeh

that makes you and mom who does... dad is still on the fence

More like shatman vs pooperman...
- Milk_Babchoc

This is too clever to be Lums' alt

Coincidentally no sign of our resident seagull in here today.
- 1979AD

probably attending a picnic or garden party ...

So.... does this no insult thing apply to refs too...?
- Milk_Babchoc

not to me... i dont give a rats ass about what you guys think of me

Now do Ghostbusters!
- AdamFrench

What a weird plot.

Putting this out there:

I saw Batman V Superman last night and I didn't think it was half as horrible as I was expecting. I actually kind of liked it *braces for impending ridicule*
- 1979AD

that makes you and mom who does... dad is still on the fence
- Dozzer

I'll take to your mom about it tonight... see what we can do.

If you wrote a blog on why Komarov sucks, I'd read it.
- mykokes

I know that many of you wanted me to write a blog about Komarov, because quite frankly I'm smarter than all of you, and that includes all the GMs and other NHL executives who make money doing hockey stuff while I sweep the spilled sprinkles off the floor at Menchies.

Basically, I'm a genius. But I'm so smart, nobody else can fully comprehend how smart I am.

Lucky for you, I'm going to let you in on my geniousness.

Komarov sucks. No, it's true. I'm going to lay it out for you, but I couldn't possibly think you will understand it.

1. Look at his Robertson scatter-plot adjusted zone poke-check differentials:



Obviously we aren't going to heavily weight his efforts on Tuesdays in away buildings, because stuff. If you adjust for some sort of bias I can't really describe, it's obvious Komaraov is a God.



2. Komarov gets a lot of offensive zone starts with Gardiner, so obviously his Harrington zippity-blippity benchmark T-quadrant indicators are off. I mean, just take a look:



I look forward to calling you all idiots in response to your posts.

Oh, and I've never actually watched an NHL game live.

Thanks for reading!

- H8terade

That (frank)ing ruined the whole goddamn thing.

No idea how that happened.

Anyway, (I've had a couple, but let this sink in) the Leafs traded Luke Schenn (LUKE SCHENN) for JVR
- walshyleafsfan

a win for the coyotes for certain

I know that many of you wanted me to write a blog about Komarov, because quite frankly I'm smarter than all of you, and that includes all the GMs and other NHL executives who make money doing hockey stuff while I sweep the spilled sprinkles off the floor at Menchies.

Basically, I'm a genius. But I'm so smart, nobody else can fully comprehend how smart I am.

Lucky for you, I'm going to let you in on my geniousness.

Komarov sucks. No, it's true. I'm going to lay it out for you, but I couldn't possibly think you will understand it.

1. Look at his Robertson scatter-plot adjusted zone poke-check differentials:



Obviously we aren't going to heavily weight his efforts on Tuesdays in away buildings, because stuff. If you adjust for some sort of bias I can't really describe, it's obvious Komaraov is a God.



2. Komarov gets a lot of offensive zone starts with Gardiner, so obviously his Harrington zippity-blippity benchmark T-quadrant indicators are off. I mean, just take a look:



I look forward to calling you all idiots in response to your posts.

Oh, and I've never actually watched an NHL game live.

Thanks for reading!
- Atomic Wedgie

This could be my favorite post of all time.

better idea... write a blog about how the Leafs are scouting Vesey and will sign him come August 15th...

even though the fan base really doesn't care.
- BorjeFan4Ever

Not saying our prospect pool is insanely good (yet), but would Vesey get in over Marner, Brown, Nylander (should be a centre), Soshnikov, Hyman?

I don't know, but I don't see a spot for him. Mike loves players like Hyman and Soshnikov to go with the skilled guys.

I just don't see a fit for Vesey

I'll take to your mom about it tonight... see what we can do.
- Scabeh

sorry... mom has better taste than that... dad is still on the fence tho