he is in the movie


- jimbro83

Wow, did not know that.

Olympics.

I always watch the one (not sure what its called) where they swim in the ocean. I'm always hoping for a shark attack.
- mdw7413

You see the dude that was surfing the other day and got attacked by a croc?

You see the dude that was surfing the other day and got attacked by a croc?
- Feds91Stammer

What???

What???
- mdw7413

https://www.google.com/se...&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Just the google search results. Click on articles at your own discretion.

https://www.google.com/search?q=attacked+by+crocodile&oq=attacked+by+croc&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j0l4.4920j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Just the google search results. Click on articles at your own discretion.
- Feds91Stammer

He was crossing a river. Now if the croc got him while surfing that would have been impressive.

He was crossing a river. Now if the croc got him while surfing that would have been impressive.
- mdw7413

I like how you think

I like how you think
- Feds91Stammer

You ever see those salt water crocs on Nat/Geo? They look like small buses. 20ft 1500-2000 lbs.

You ever see those salt water crocs on Nat/Geo? They look like small buses. 20ft 1500-2000 lbs.
- mdw7413

Yeah I'm well aware of those dinosaurs living in Florida my whole life.

Yeah I'm well aware of those dinosaurs living in Florida my whole life.
- Feds91Stammer

He was talking about crocodiles, not the average age of the population of Florida.

You ever see those salt water crocs on Nat/Geo? They look like small buses. 20ft 1500-2000 lbs.
- mdw7413

I had a shark, or something extremely shark-sized/like, swim into my leg surfing in Florida once. Don't think I ever came closer to pooping my pants.

He was talking about crocodiles, not the average age of the population of Florida.
- eichiefs9

You're better than this.

Yeah I'm well aware of those dinosaurs living in Florida my whole life.
- Feds91Stammer

Those are babies compared to the real salt water crocs in India and down through south east Asia.

I had a shark, or something extremely shark-sized/like, swim into my leg surfing in Florida once. Don't think I ever came closer to pooping my pants.
- eichiefs9

Probably an elderly person on there last swim of life..

Those are babies compared to the real salt water crocs in India and down through south east Asia.
- mdw7413

Oh yeah those are way bigger than American Crocs or American Alligators.

I had a shark, or something extremely shark-sized/like, swim into my leg surfing in Florida once. Don't think I ever came closer to pooping my pants.
- eichiefs9

So it was a shark induced shart.

I had a shark, or something extremely shark-sized/like, swim into my leg surfing in Florida once. Don't think I ever came closer to pooping my pants.
- eichiefs9

My coworker was fishing and had a skipjack on the line couple hundred yards off of Ft Lauderdale this past weekend. Before he could bring it out of the water into his boat a shark came up and took the entire body in 1 bite.

He said he is never going swimming in Ft Lauderdale again.

You're better than this.
- Feds91Stammer

No I'm not.

My coworker was fishing and had a skipjack on the line couple hundred yards off of Ft Lauderdale this past weekend. Before he could bring it out of the water into his boat a shark came up and took the entire body in 1 bite.

He said he is never going swimming in Ft Lauderdale again.
- mdw7413

That's not far from where I had my shark-t.

My coworker was fishing and had a skipjack on the line couple hundred yards off of Ft Lauderdale this past weekend. Before he could bring it out of the water into his boat a shark came up and took the entire body in 1 bite.

He said he is never going swimming in Ft Lauderdale again.
- mdw7413

I tell people that all the time. They are like we love the beach yada yada yada. I'm like it's hot as hell out, sandy as (frank), and there are sharks in the water. I will stay home thanks.

I had a shark, or something extremely shark-sized/like, swim into my leg surfing in Florida once. Don't think I ever came closer to pooping my pants.
- eichiefs9

It just wanted to play

You ever see those salt water crocs on Nat/Geo? They look like small buses. 20ft 1500-2000 lbs.
- mdw7413

pffft. We got polar bears bigger than that walking around in Oslo

I tell people that all the time. They are like we love the beach yada yada yada. I'm like it's hot as hell out, sandy as (frank), and there are sharks in the water. I will stay home thanks.
- Feds91Stammer

He moved down there 2 years ago from the coast of NJ. He absolutely loves it down there. Except the whole swimming in the ocean thing now.

The "#" is supposed to go in front and it's all supposed to be one word. So....

#Fernir2016
- tomburton99

This is my year!

pffft. We got polar bears bigger than that walking around in Oslo
- 21peter

Polar bears are cute though. They drink Coke with the penguins during Christmas.

Fenrir won't know the difference, dude is old as sh!t
- mdw7413

Ahem.