That one I did, I was just too lazy.
- mdw7413

Is he? Like how old we talking? Like north of 50 or like north of 75?
- tomburton99

Not sure, but he still has a flip phone.

The offseason is so dumb

Not sure, but he still has a flip phone.
- mdw7413

The offseason is so dumb
- TPC

Kreider signed?

Kreider signed?
- tomburton99

yea but the celebration party is over so lets just start the season

yea but the celebration party is over so lets just start the season
- TPC

Also, this weather can suck my ass man.

Also, this weather can suck my ass man.
- eichiefs9

I was down the shore yesterday...couldn't even sit on the beach. So damn hot, frank this

yea but the celebration party is over so lets just start the season
- TPC

Olympics.

I always watch the one (not sure what its called) where they swim in the ocean. I'm always hoping for a shark attack.

I was down the shore yesterday...couldn't even sit on the beach. So damn hot, frank this
- TPC

I thought I smelled ellios

I thought I smelled ellios
- mdw7413

Also made me realize I could never have kids. Just running around with my 2 year old nephew for 2 days tired me the frank out. Could never be a full time job

Olympics.

I always watch the one (not sure what its called) where they swim in the ocean. I'm always hoping for a shark attack.
- mdw7413

You could just put on the movie Jaws or Deep Blue Sea and be satisfied

You could just put on the movie Jaws or Deep Blue Sea and be satisfied
- TPC

Thats not real though.

You could just put on the movie Jaws or Deep Blue Sea and be satisfied
- TPC

Jaws.

Thats not real though.
- mdw7413

Jaws is actually based off a real story.

Thats not real though.
- mdw7413

Deep blue Sea is real...all sharks are smarter then humans

Also made me realize I could never have kids. Just running around with my 2 year old nephew for 2 days tired me the frank out. Could never be a full time job
- TPC

Yeah I had that from June 23 - July 11. 4 year old nephew and 7 year old niece came in from CA. Felt like I did an Ironman after they left.

Also I finally watched The Green Inferno...wtf was I thinking. That isn't even horror, just yea lets watch cannibals eat humans for 1.5 hours

Yeah I had that from June 23 - July 11. 4 year old nephew and 7 year old niece came in from CA. Felt like I did an Ironman after they left.
- mdw7413

Olympics.

I always watch the one (not sure what its called) where they swim in the ocean. I'm always hoping for a shark attack.
- mdw7413

What they'll be swimming in in the water in Rio will be far worse than sharks.

Jaws is actually based off a real story.
- tomburton99

Not really. Peter Benchely just used the attacks in NJ as inspiration.

What they'll be swimming in in the water in Rio will be far worse than sharks.
- eichiefs9

Not really. Peter Benchely just used the attacks in NJ as inspiration.
- mdw7413

he is in the movie

What they'll be swimming in in the water in Rio will be far worse than sharks.
- eichiefs9

You think they serve Ellios in the cafeterias there?

I also heard they are giving out 42 condoms to each athlete?

You think they serve Ellios in the cafeterias there?

I also heard they are giving out 42 condoms to each athlete?
- TPC

Apparently the living conditions in the athlete's village have been described as "unlivable"

This really might be the worst Olympics ever.