Went for a visit to where they're at, there's a food truck there this year.

When we arrived, there was a deep fried smorg goin on.

Two of them were bellied up to a little bistro table eating, pretty sure they were taking turns breathing so they wouldn't pop the god damn top of it off.

Didn't know you can deep fry candy bars, holy.

Remember the one that lost all that weight a few years back?.......she found it.

Another one that was beer goggles doable, has an ass on her now like a Holstein.

Have to give credit to the one from Vancouver though, she's lost a lot of pounds, but there's enough skin there for a long jacket, boots and gloves to match.

The only one that really hasn't changed is still holding at around 3 hundy.

What a crew, good lord..
- pete26

- AGalchenyuk27

Forgot to mention that the one that had lost all of that weight was peeling off the batter from the deep fried mushrooms and discarding the mushrooms..

Forgot to mention that the one that had lost all of that weight was peeling off the batter from the deep fried mushrooms and discarding the mushrooms..
- pete26

Were they wearing pajamas?

Were they wearing pajamas?
- AGalchenyuk27

Sweat shirt and too tight leggings

Forgot to mention that the one that had lost all of that weight was peeling off the batter from the deep fried mushrooms and discarding the mushrooms..
- pete26

Sweat shirt and too tight leggings
- mr.peanut

sounds like any leggings might be too tight.

sounds like any leggings might be too tight.
- kicksave856

Sausage casings

Sausage casings
- mr.peanut

Were they wearing pajamas?
- AGalchenyuk27

I didn't look.

Well ok I did, some had moo-moos, the only one I really noticed was the Holstein, she had yoga pants on.

Looked like six pounds of sausage in a three pound casing..

I didn't look.

Well ok I did, some had moo-moos, the only one I really noticed was the Holstein, she had yoga pants on.

Looked like six pounds of sausage in a three pound casing..
- pete26

yesss

yesss
- mr.peanut

they're liable to eat their own legs if they notice they look like sausage

they're liable to eat their own legs if they notice they look like sausage
- kicksave856

Unfortunately, kick, they think they look good. Otherwise they'd be gnawing away

Unfortunately, kick, they think they look good. Otherwise they'd be gnawing away
- mr.peanut

what is this story about? where did pete find these tubby ladies in moo moos and too tight leggings?

and why does BL know the place?




so many layers..

what is this story about? where did pete find these tubby ladies in moo moos and too tight leggings?

and why does BL know the place?




so many layers..
- kicksave856

Pete is actually Mike "The Fat Chick Thrilla" Awesome

what is this story about? where did pete find these tubby ladies in moo moos and too tight leggings?

and why does BL know the place?




so many layers..
- kicksave856

Pete always liked to have a harem.

what is this story about? where did pete find these tubby ladies in moo moos and too tight leggings?

and why does BL know the place?




so many layers..
- kicksave856

BL knows because pete used have a lot more piglet stories

BL knows because pete used have a lot more piglet stories
- mr.peanut

so many layers

- jugkope

New haircut?

New haircut?
- mr.peanut

That's Team Liquid's Piglet back when he was with SKT1.

That's Team Liquid's Piglet back when he was with SKT1.
- jugkope

Bud, you play DotA2 or CS:GO?

Bud, you play DotA2 or CS:GO?
- twiztedmitch

League of Legends.

Why not rename every award after some more recent player or owner? Just rename the Art Ross Trophy to the Gretzky Trophy, who cares about Art Ross, and then 60 years from now, when the game is played with rockets and robots and games end 48-31, who cares about Gretzky, rename it the DestructoTron Award after legendary hyper-defenseman Bobby DestructoTron.

Why not rename every award after some more recent player or owner? Just rename the Art Ross Trophy to the Gretzky Trophy, who cares about Art Ross, and then 60 years from now, when the game is played with rockets and robots and games end 48-31, who cares about Gretzky, rename it the DestructoTron Award after legendary hyper-defenseman Bobby DestructoTron.
- jugkope

The Subban Award for most outstanding defenseman goes to Shea Weber

So that's it?