Guys:

Today at lunch I accidentally took a sip of Mountain Dew.

Am I going to turn into a complete douchebag?

Jose is ranked one of the lower end caliber Right fielders in the league. His play really dropped off this year.

Theres a reason his name is Joey Bats and not Joey Glove
- CanadianBodmon

Because his real last name isn't Glouvtista?

Guys:

Today at lunch I accidentally took a sip of Mountain Dew.

Am I going to turn into a complete douchebag?
- Atomic Wedgie

Nah, all it does is lower your sperm count.

I think the days of little Wedgers are long past, so no harm no foul

EDIT: turn into?

Guys:

Today at lunch I accidentally took a sip of Mountain Dew.

Am I going to turn into a complete douchebag?
- Atomic Wedgie

turn into a complete douchebag... or
turn into more of a douchebag?

Guys:

Today at lunch I accidentally took a sip of Mountain Dew.

Am I going to turn into a complete douchebag?
- Atomic Wedgie

nah, that's Redbull

edit: and Monster Energy Drinks.

Guys:

Today at lunch I accidentally took a sip of Mountain Dew.

Am I going to turn into a complete douchebag?
- Atomic Wedgie

Someone's been hanging out with Stee...

Mostly agree, Pillar will get a rest from time to time - especially against tough right handed pitchers. He hits lefties much better.

Upton will see action in all three outfield positions probably. Most in left, because Saunders is the weakest fielder defensively by a wide margin, and some right and center. Bautista is still an above average fielder. The worst defensive of on a team typically plays Left (George Bell, Manny Ramirez etc.) Smoak will be playing much less from here on in - his hitting lately, particularly with men on base has been brutal.
- winsix

He's a complete mess going back on balls over his head. He's nowhere near an above average right fielder.

Bautista
2016
Range Rate: -4
UZR: -4.4

not really... just need the political "leaders" to realize that there are no rules that need apply when dealing with the radicals...

1) collateral damage... unfortunate but happens
2) rules of war do not apply... this is all guerilla warfare
3) don't believe what the other leaders say... only thing that matters is what they Do or Do NOT do.

oh well... back to hockey


TITS!
- BorjeFan4Ever

I think there needs to be a global discussion about what kin of world we want to live in. Too bad earthlings are too caught up in propaganda and religions to be mature enough to have that discussion.

But yeah, TITS!

Guys:

Today at lunch I accidentally took a sip of Mountain Dew.

Am I going to turn into a complete douchebag?
- Atomic Wedgie

How did you let this happen?

It's now only a matter of time before this is you:

I can't believe DeKeyser got 5M a year...
- MCharisma91

Isn't he there #1 mins guy and plays against the other teams best?

$5m doesnt get you much in the NHL anymore...look what we pay Gardiner

nah, that's Redbull

edit: and Monster Energy Drinks.
- MCharisma91

Those will be the death of me.

But I know people who drink way more than I do, they're all total douchbags tho.

I think there needs to be a global discussion about what kin of world we want to live in. Too bad earthlings are too caught up in propaganda and religions to be mature enough to have that discussion.

But yeah, TITS!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I want to live in a world where douchebag bloggers don't post 1500 word whinge pieces about how a pending free agent isn't signing with their team despite said team spending a 3rd round pick to acquire exclusive negotiating rights.

I want to live in a world where douchebag bloggers don't post 1500 word whinge pieces about how a pending free agent isn't signing with their team despite said team spending a 3rd round pick to acquire exclusive negotiating rights.
- 1979AD

I want to live in a world where I wake up everyday with 10 beautiful naked women in my bed.

Or a world where the Leafs win the cup every year.

Guys:

Today at lunch I accidentally took a sip of Mountain Dew.

Am I going to turn into a complete douchebag?
- Atomic Wedgie

By the way you post on HB, it's obviously not your first sip

He's a complete mess going back on balls over his head. He's nowhere near an above average right fielder.
- 1979AD

yeah..once he lost the arm...he is really below avg
Sounds like upton LF and Saunders RF ..put JB as DH

Shapiro has gotten poop on for the most part.. but some very underrated moves have panned out well . Happ instead of Price.. i remember the day Happ signed...Jays fans were not happy

Grilli has been good for free .. Upton is cheap even if he is totally a bust (unlikely) ..its ok

Oh and the Indians are a pretty good team now also

Guys:

Today at lunch I accidentally took a sip of Mountain Dew.

Am I going to turn into a complete douchebag?
- Atomic Wedgie

couldn't have been your first sip

Sorry I must not be able to read... I swear this site is HOCKEYbuzz.... Not BASEBALLbuzz.... Take this poop elsewhere.

He's a complete mess going back on balls over his head. He's nowhere near an above average right fielder.
- 1979AD[/quote

Respectfully disagree with you. And so does CBS sports. Of the top fifteen right fielders rated, only Harper and Stanton ranked ahead of Jose. Still a way better fielder than Saunders, and you do not mess with that production by making him a full time DH.

3. Jose Bautista, Blue Jays
A late bloomer, the 35-year-old Bautista has six All-Star appearances and four top-10 MVP finishes in his last six seasons. Here's a good example of how overrated batting average on its own is in judging production. Bautista hit .250 last season, but he led the AL with 110 walks and had 29 doubles, three triples and 40 homers. That's good for a 149 OPS+, 114 RBI and 108 runs. He also still has a very good arm in right and has walked more than he's struck out in each of the past two seasons.

Sorry I must not be able to read... I swear this site is HOCKEYbuzz.... Not BASEBALLbuzz.... Take this poop elsewhere.
- Burkefection

Then HB won't get hits,

Advertisers would pull out,

HB would have to go offline..

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!!!

yeah..once he lost the arm...he is really below avg
Sounds like upton LF and Saunders RF ..put JB as DH

Shapiro has gotten poop on for the most part.. but some very underrated moves have panned out well . Happ instead of Price.. i remember the day Happ signed...Jays fans were not happy

Grilli has been good for free .. Upton is cheap even if he is totally a bust (unlikely) ..its ok

Oh and the Indians are a pretty good team now also
- senstroll

Yup! I'm amazed they were able to get SD to pay 17m of the remaining 22m owed to Upton, and it only cost them their 18th ranked prospect.

Happ and Grilli have been great. Storen didn't work out, but let's not pretend losing Revere for him is a big deal.

Sorry I must not be able to read... I swear this site is HOCKEYbuzz.... Not BASEBALLbuzz.... Take this poop elsewhere.
- Burkefection

The blogs these threads are connected to sometimes mention the Blue Jays.

Stop pissing into the wind and use your efforts to affect change at the source.

Yup! I'm amazed they were able to get SD to pay 17m of the remaining 22m owed to Upton, and it only cost them their 18th ranked prospect.

Happ and Grilli have been great. Storen didn't work out, but let's not pretend losing Revere for him is a big deal.
- 1979AD

oh right Storen..that flopped... so far
Wasn't big on Revere also.. hate that everyone wanted him a a Leadoff batter...because he was skinny and fast and bunted ... like Carrera...just below avg getting on base with all that

Then HB won't get hits,

Advertisers would pull out,

HB would have to go offline..

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!!!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

He clearly doesn't need another sip of mountain dew..

I think there needs to be a global discussion about what kin of world we want to live in. Too bad earthlings are too caught up in propaganda and religions to be mature enough to have that discussion.

But yeah, TITS!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

mmmm TITS!

Sorry I must not be able to read... I swear this site is HOCKEYbuzz.... Not BASEBALLbuzz.... Take this poop elsewhere.
- Burkefection

Yeah, with all the hockey going on right now, who would talk baseball?