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Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 22 @ 2:53 PM ET
losing your touch frenchy! chasing too much tail in Moscow instead of studying those steroid using Russian U18's
- Lucas.Neilson

Milk_Babchoc
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Purgatory
Joined: 06.29.2016

Jul 22 @ 2:53 PM ET
shocker
- PtotheY


Traded to the Sens for a third...
Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Mitch Marner sucks
Joined: 03.03.2016

Jul 22 @ 2:54 PM ET
He did it just to piss off Garf.
- Atomic Wedgie



I see. Then I guess it worked well for us.
the_eye
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.22.2012

Jul 22 @ 2:54 PM ET
#freeHOHO
- Unholy-Goalie

Throw away the key..
Lucas Neilson
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Atlantic Division Blogger, ON
Joined: 06.26.2015

Jul 22 @ 2:56 PM ET

- AdamFrench

hahaha

GingKilmour
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Phonyville, ON
Joined: 07.21.2016

Jul 22 @ 2:56 PM ET
Traded to the Sens for a third...
- Milk_Babchoc



I've been told by an insider that the deal is indeed done.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 22 @ 2:56 PM ET
I am not a fan of the sens but you can't say it's a terrible city, I rather enjoy visiting actually as long as I leave the leaf jersey at home that is.
- justmike

http://ottawacitizen.com/...st-capital-city-in-the-g7

So the City of Ottawa will not widen the heavily congested Airport Parkway for another four years. Or, eight years, say planners. Or, 10 years.

In this feckless city, you never know. There is no urgency about anything – and certainly not about addressing this critical, clogged artery running between downtown and the airport.

It doesn’t matter that the parkway is bumper-to-bumper in rush hour, with commuters to the suburbs and travellers to the airport. It’s all about money. There isn’t enough for this kind of project, it seems. What’s delicious here is that the widening had been anticipated as part of the 2016 budget.

The change escaped the attention of Coun. Diane Deans, whose ward includes the airport, who says that city staff did not inform her it had been deferred.

“A well-guarded secret,” she complains.

Here, then, is why Ottawa is a sleepy place – shoddy planning, administrative lassitude, somnolent politicians. It explains a city that is the way it is. For its lack of ambition and absence of imagination, Ottawa is the worst capital in the G7. It is unable to get anything done very quickly, whether repairing a ceremonial thoroughfare like Sussex Drive or building light rail, which will arrive decades after other cities.

It took years longer and cost much more than planned to build a footbridge over the Airport Parkway, now offering the best view of the mess below. Of course, the parkway would matter less if there were light rail going to the airport, but that’s not happening anytime soon. The city’s motto should be “Mañana.”

For mediocrity, there’s Lansdowne Park. After seductive promises and breathless claims from developers and politicians, we got a (nice) stadium, shops, restaurants and condos, with a park and a wading pool as consolation. It replaces a sea of cracked asphalt and a crumbling stadium, and for contented Ottawans, that’s fine. But it’s just not interesting, let alone innovative.

And we squandered a once-in-a-century chance to remake Ottawa’s image, for example to do for our city what the Guggenheim Museum did for Bilbao, Spain.

But this is Ottawa. It is congenitally conservative. If New York is said to be a town without foreplay, Ottawa is a town without climax. Not much ever happens, and when something does, the earth doesn’t move. The big ideas remaking cities – renewed waterfronts, recovered green space, edgy architecture, environmental innovation, seamless public transit – happen somewhere else.

Oh, let’s not be too unfair. Ottawa has better shopping than it did, even if Holt Renfrew has left town. Light rail is coming, though it won’t stop in Confederation Square. The brutalist National Arts Centre is getting a new glass façade, and will no longer look like a Stalinist detention centre.

But Ottawa is more motion than progress. It still has no new central library. It cannot make people use the Sparks Street Mall, now celebrating 50 years of failure. It cannot stop Rideau Street from looking a like tumble-weed main street in a mining town. It cannot produce better, more reasonable restaurants.

This is not the municipality’s fault alone; the federal government (particularly the Conservatives, who loathed Ottawa) has contributed to creating a soulless city.

Now, though, the Liberals bring new opportunity. In the tireless Catherine McKenna, the city has a new voice in cabinet. She, as well as Heritage Minister Mélanie Joly and her gifted parliamentary secretary, Randy Boissonnault, have an opportunity to lead a civic conversation on reimagining Ottawa as a modern, progressive capital, a repository of history and culture, a reflection of our achievements and dreams as a nation.

This means building no more ugly federal office towers, re-examining the Zibi development (which some local aboriginal groups oppose), creating a new science museum and national portrait gallery, as well as finding new purpose for the empty Government Conference Centre and the Canada and the World Pavilion.

It means thinking boldly about the shores of the Ottawa River, once the window on our wilderness, and the Rideau Canal, too.

This is 2016. As the world turns, Ottawa stands still, somewhere between not yet and not ever.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 22 @ 2:57 PM ET
hahaha


- Lucas.Neilson

Getting out of work early today Girlfriend coming over from Ottawa at 5:30. Great day
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 22 @ 2:58 PM ET
Getting out of work early today Girlfriend coming over from Ottawa at 5:30. Great day
- AdamFrench

Get her to bring you some takeout from a great Ottawa restaurant!
PrinceLH
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Belleville, ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 22 @ 2:59 PM ET
Marner and mathews won't be in the ahl
- Tumbleweed


No, they'll be lighting up the Habs, Sens and Sabres all year.

I can just imagine Garth, laying on his bed, with a single 100 watt lightbulb hanging down from his one room flop house. There's a fan rotating slowly from above.....Garth hasn't slept for 4 weeks, since the Sabres traded a draft pick for Vesey. He has beads of sweat on his pasty white forehead and thinking about the sands slowly emptying in an hourglass, that runs out at noon on August 15th. The pupils in his eyes are dilated. On that day, they should close the post offices, in the Buffalo area.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 22 @ 3:00 PM ET
Get her to bring you some takeout from a great Ottawa restaurant!
- Atomic Wedgie

Will do Wedgster
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 22 @ 3:02 PM ET
No, they'll be lighting up the Habs, Sens and Sabres all year.

I can just imagine Garth, laying on his bed, with a single 100 watt lightbulb hanging down from his one room flop house. There's a fan rotating slowly from above.....Garth hasn't slept for 4 weeks, since the Sabres traded a draft pick for Vesey. He has beads of sweat on his pasty white forehead and thinking about the sands slowly emptying in an hourglass, that runs out at noon on August 15th. The pupils in his eyes are dilated. On that day, they should close the post offices, in the Buffalo area.

- PrinceLH

I don't know what frightens me more: the fact that you wrote this weird, twisted vision of Garf, or that I'm assuming it is 100% accurate.

Except I'm guessing he sleeps on a couch.
PrinceLH
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Belleville, ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 22 @ 3:05 PM ET
I don't know what frightens me more: the fact that you wrote this weird, twisted vision of Garf, or that I'm assuming it is 100% accurate.

Except I'm guessing he sleeps on a couch.

- Atomic Wedgie


Sofabed.....Not SofaKingBored.
Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Mitch Marner sucks
Joined: 03.03.2016

Jul 22 @ 3:05 PM ET
No, they'll be lighting up the Habs, Sens and Sabres all year.

I can just imagine Garth, laying on his bed, with a single 100 watt lightbulb hanging down from his one room flop house. There's a fan rotating slowly from above.....Garth hasn't slept for 4 weeks, since the Sabres traded a draft pick for Vesey. He has beads of sweat on his pasty white forehead and thinking about the sands slowly emptying in an hourglass, that runs out at noon on August 15th. The pupils in his eyes are dilated. On that day, they should close the post offices, in the Buffalo area.

- PrinceLH





Awesome post
Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014

Jul 22 @ 3:05 PM ET
I don't know what frightens me more: the fact that you wrote this weird, twisted vision of Garf, or that I'm assuming it is 100% accurate.

Except I'm guessing he sleeps on a couch.

- Atomic Wedgie

Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 22 @ 3:06 PM ET
Sofabed.....Not SofaKingBored.
- PrinceLH

Let's meet halfway:

Sofabed, but he never bothers to pull it out. He just lies on the couch, amongst a pile of dirty laundry as his sheets.
Lucas Neilson
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Atlantic Division Blogger, ON
Joined: 06.26.2015

Jul 22 @ 3:06 PM ET
Getting out of work early today Girlfriend coming over from Ottawa at 5:30. Great day
- AdamFrench

awesome, sounds like a good weekend ahead.

it'll be hot enough for ya, that's for sure.
Lucas Neilson
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Atlantic Division Blogger, ON
Joined: 06.26.2015

Jul 22 @ 3:07 PM ET
Let's meet halfway:

Sofabed, but he never bothers to pull it out. He just lies on the couch, amongst a pile of dirty laundry as his sheets.

- Atomic Wedgie


dirty laundry as his sheets
Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Mitch Marner sucks
Joined: 03.03.2016

Jul 22 @ 3:09 PM ET
dirty laundry as his sheets
- Lucas.Neilson



I hope that brown spot is from a melted chocolate bar.
1979AD
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "I'm a Sens Fan!" -Kaptaan
Joined: 09.08.2010

Jul 22 @ 3:09 PM ET
Getting out of work early today Girlfriend coming over from Ottawa at 5:30. Great day
- AdamFrench


This is all believable except for the GF part.
t_leafs21
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Nylander - Matthews - Marner, forever, ON
Joined: 07.26.2010

Jul 22 @ 3:09 PM ET


Carrick's deal is a very wholesome and sexy, $750,000 cap hit
vancity787
Vancouver Canucks
Location: My Parents Basement, BC
Joined: 07.14.2008

Jul 22 @ 3:09 PM ET
If the jays are moving Sanchez to the BP they better have an ace starter coming in.
1979AD
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "I'm a Sens Fan!" -Kaptaan
Joined: 09.08.2010

Jul 22 @ 3:10 PM ET
Carrick's deal is a very wholesome and sexy, $750,000 cap hit
- t_leafs21


As they say in Boston: I got a hat on.
1979AD
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "I'm a Sens Fan!" -Kaptaan
Joined: 09.08.2010

Jul 22 @ 3:11 PM ET
If the jays are moving Sanchez to the BP they better have an ace starter coming in.

- vancity787


Drew "Ace" Hutchison.



In all seriousness, they should be able to trade for a decent reliever or two and Dirty Sanchez should stay in the rotation. (frank) this 'innings limit' BS. There's no way to truly measure the stress on his arm, and given that he's 24 and never had Tommy John, chances are it's coming anyway. Might as well win as much as possible with him when you can.
PrinceLH
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Belleville, ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 22 @ 3:21 PM ET
dirty laundry as his sheets
- Lucas.Neilson


Garth is laying in a messy, sofabed, with sheets that haven't been cleaned for over a month. He has white, faded to grey underwear, ripped in the back and chipotle sauce wiped from his fingers down the side. He wears a white, wife beater sweatshirt and dirty white socks, from walking around in his unswept room. There are crushed Pepsi cans and potato chip wrappers overflowing a Buffalo Sabres garbage can. In the corner, a small netbook sits, always on, as he listens to WGR Radio, 24/7 through a $7.00 pair of Big Lots speakers. At 10:44AM, Garth sits up, swings his thin legs, with black stubbly hair, over the edge and starts to type. Another day begins on Hockey Buzz.
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